1. Post #1
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8449378.stm

    Remember this is the guy who said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" and practically had a seizure at a product release.

    "Now you can Google with Bing!"
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    just bing it
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  3. Post #3
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    April 2006
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    It's not going to happen.

    Google is like ketchup with fries, whereas Bing is like salad cream with fries.

    Everyone loves ketchup with fries, but only weird motherfuckers put salad cream on them.
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  4. Post #4
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    January 2009
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    It's not going to happen.

    Google is like ketchup with fries, whereas Bing is like salad cream with fries.

    Everyone loves ketchup with fries, but only weird motherfuckers put salad cream on them.
    Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
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  5. Post #5
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    June 2008
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    Reasons to hate Bing:

    #1: Irrelevant search results

    #2:
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  6. Post #6
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    Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
    I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
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  7. Post #7
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    June 2007
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    Microsoft cannot own everything, they actually need to understand that.

    Everyone is used to "googling" things and now you can't really tell them "USE BING BECAUSE ITS BETTER" because they have used google for a few years and it works fine for them.
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  8. Post #8
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    Microsoft cannot own everything, they actually need to understand that.

    Everyone is used to "googling" things and now you can't really tell them "USE BING BECAUSE ITS BETTER" because they have used google for a few years and it works fine for them.
    Actually they can. Bing is the main search engine in Internet Explorer now. And most people don't even know what a browser is. So yeah..
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  9. Post #9
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    January 2009
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    Bing only searches for a website title, not for content.
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  10. Post #10
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    November 2005
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    My school has Bing as the default search engine and even the teachers hate it. Even if you change it, the next time you logout it's back...
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2008
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    My school has Bing as the default search engine and even the teachers hate it. Even if you change it, the next time you logout it's back...
    Same here, but usually whenever I walk past someone on Bing, they're searching for Google.
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    September 2005
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    I fucking hate Steve Balmer more than any other sweaty fat fuck on the planet
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  13. Post #13
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    Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
    Ketchup is only good on fries like this:



    Not the ones like this:

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  14. Post #14
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    Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
    Both are nasty on fries, eat them plain and hot.

    Edited:

    In fact both ketchup and mayo are disgusting in any possible situation.
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  15. Post #15
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    May 2005
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    Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
    Have fun being the whitest person on the planet.
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2007
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    Mayo + Chips is win.
    The greeks at the fish and chip shop look at me bug eyed when I ask for mayo though.

    Anyone remember when Google was small and just starting out? Now how far they've come, taking on the giants and winning?
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  17. Post #17
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    February 2009
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    He has twilight on the tablet in the video.

    Edited:

    Mayo + Chips is win.
    The greeks at the fish and chip shop look at me bug eyed when I ask for mayo though.

    Anyone remember when Google was small and just starting out? Now how far they've come, taking on the giants and winning?
    I am also a mayo person, but ketchup is also good. Anyone else here digging tartar sauce with chips?

  18. Post #18
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    June 2006
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    I prefer Bing's image search to google's one by a million miles, but my brain's programmed to type in google no matter what I'm thinking about so I guess I'll keep using it.
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  19. Post #19
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    February 2009
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    Well, you can say bing fails, you can say google fails, but it are really the people using them that fail, I love google, it owns, but the most searched thing, on any search engine is google, people are to stupid to type www.google.com, or just type what you want to search for in the search box...
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  20. Post #20
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    February 2009
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    Bing my arse.
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  21. Post #21
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    June 2008
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    Bing my arse.
    Bing goes DrLuke's arse
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  22. Post #22
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    Dennab
    December 2006
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    I can't help but notice how everytime I read bing I immediately think about "Bling"
    Maybe that's what the Microsoft idiots were aiming for

    Clever bastards









    but it still sucks

  23. Post #23
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    July 2006
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    Damn it Microsoft, stick to operating systems and consoles, search engines is Google territory :argh:
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  24. Post #24
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    September 2006
    56 Posts
    What's up with all you guys and ketchup and mayonnaise you obviously haven't tried sweet corn sauce on your chips :)

  25. Post #25
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    April 2007
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8449378.stm

    Remember this is the guy who said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" and practically had a seizure at a product release.

    "Now you can Google with Bing!"
    Yeah "this guy" (you have to remember him because he said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" ) just happens to be the CEO of Microsoft, and was also the first manager of Microsoft.

    Here is another nice quote:

    Steve Ballmer posted:
    „Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches“
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  27. Post #27
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    i love that video
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  28. Post #28
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    August 2008
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    Whats even better? BILL GATE PORN!!!

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...&go=&form=QBIR
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2009
    267 Posts
    bing is blocked at my school

  30. Post #30
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  31. Post #31
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    December 2005
    5,982 Posts
    let me bing that for you

  32. Post #32
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    April 2006
    4,467 Posts
    Actually...mustard is where it's at

    And Bing is a piece of crap

  33. Post #33
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    I think that says booble...

    I think its referring to Google
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2008
    1,129 Posts
    Yea, a lot of companies are sticking their nose where they don't belong:
    Microsoft - Bing and GFWL (games on demand)
    Google - Google Chrome (OS)
    Activision - Selling the dried out milkcow

    And the list goes on
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2006
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    I wish i could use bing :(
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  36. Post #36
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    October 2007
    21,519 Posts
    At the moment they can get it some big marketshare by putting it in IE by default, but IE is dying.

  37. Post #37
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    July 2005
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    Yea, a lot of companies are sticking their nose where they don't belong:
    Microsoft - Bing and GFWL (games on demand)
    Google - Google Chrome (OS)
    Activision - Selling the dried out milkcow

    And the list goes on

    The google chrome OS seems like a good idea, a super fast simple OS for netbooks.

    I imagine it would be best to dual boot, and load chrome OS if you just wanna look something up quick on the internet.
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  38. Post #38
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    Not to be mistaken with
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  39. Post #39
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    July 2009
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    B(r)ing it on!
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  40. Post #40
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    May 2006
    10,053 Posts
    Goddamn puns. TBH, Bing is seriously smalltime shit. People use google. The big evil corporation that put ads on youtube >:O