1. Post #1
    Certified Witch - Cutie Department
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    April 2007
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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c..._cabbie_b.html


    Video in link

    Wanted: Super Mario and his brother Luigi.

    Cops are hunting for a group of robbers caught on camera assaulting a cabbie in Staten Island while wearing Halloween costumes of the popular video game characters.

    The four young men were in a yellow cab around 4 a.m. on Nov. 1, apparently after a Halloween party, when one of them reached into the driver's pocket, police said on Wednesday.

    The hack, 48, stopped at a gas station at 863 Arthur Kill Road in Great Kills and asked the suspects to pay and leave. Instead, they beat him up, stole his cash and fled, cops said.

    A surveillance video shows two of the men - wearing colorful overalls and caps resembling Mario and Luigi - wrestling the cabbie while a third man dressed in a tuxedo appears to act as a lookout.

    Super Mario Bros. is a series of hugely successful video games based on two fictional plumbers. Anyone who recognizes the brothers' criminal lookalikes or their cohorts is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS or log onto www.nypdcrimestoppers.com or text 274637 then enter TIP577.
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    Xaphania's Avatar
    September 2008
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    and the princess is nowhere to be found.
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    Welcome to the 'Shroom Kingdom.
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    November 2009
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    They're looking for the guy in the tanooki suit

  5. Post #5
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    July 2008
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    he told them that the princess is in another castle, they got pissed off
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    September 2009
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    Have they checked the city sewers??
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    October 2006
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    I found a pic' of the taxi driver:

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    May 2008
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    Instantly thought of this
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    March 2007
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    Did they jump on his head when beating him?
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    February 2008
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    Why Mario? Why would betray me?

    I believed in you!

    I believed
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    January 2008
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    Too many mushrooms

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    September 2008
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    he told them that the princess is in another castle, they got pissed off
    That's Braid
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    September 2009
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    This just in: The cops found one of this a few blocks away from the incident, they ran it for prints but they found no fingerprints, since they were probably wearing oversized gloves

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    I like the news
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    if i was a detective my first place would be to check the sewers,

    then the clouds,

    then underwater,
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    February 2009
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    Then the flying boat.

  16. Post #16
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    November 2007
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    if i was a detective my first place would be to check the sewers,

    then the clouds,

    then underwater,
    And that's why you're not a detective.
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    I like the news
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    then the go-kart track

    Edited:

    And that's why you're not a detective.
    uh im sorry how do you know this?
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    Let's see how you guys fit the white tuxedo guy into the story

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    February 2009
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    There you go
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    Pretiacruento's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Let's see how you guys fit the white tuxedo guy into the story
    Probably Donkey Kong in disguise

  21. Post #21
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    January 2009
    760 Posts
    It's quite easy to mistake a cabbie for a koopa.

  22. Post #22
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    January 2009
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    They went to New York to find the princess, the princess was in another castle, they got pissed and went on a rampage. The taxie driver was Toad and was the one who told them the princess was in another castle.
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    July 2008
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    Wheres Jack Thompson when you need him!
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  24. Post #24
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    Mario became enraged when he realized that



    looks like

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    bros always been gettin into trouble
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  26. Post #26
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    Dennab
    March 2005
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    related I guess not really but what the hell

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    April 2008
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    Is that Nick to the right of them?
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    February 2009
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    Now this is fucking hilarious
    Truly original

  29. Post #29
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    June 2005
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    I would love to see a mario and luigi crime spree.
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    October 2009
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    :facepalm:

    Edited:

    Mario became enraged when he realized that



    looks like

    Those bushes were actually recolored clouds.
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    :facepalm:

    Edited:



    Those bushes were actually recolored clouds.
    No shit they are actually recolored, you just now noticed that?
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  32. Post #32
    Viking Chest hair simulator 2012
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    June 2009
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    lol the guy in the suit reminds me of tommy verciti from GTA VC or nick from L4D2
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    January 2008
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    violent video games
    foxnews where are you
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    They should have curbstomped him.
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  35. Post #35
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    So Nick from L4D2 , Mario and Luigi beat up a cabbie and fled? Im actually suprised Ellis didn't pay a visit to help Nick.
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    February 2009
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    So Nick from L4D2 , Mario and Luigi beat up a cabbie and fled? Im actually suprised Ellis didn't pay a visit to help Nick.
    Too busy with his horshes.

  37. Post #37
    I like the news
    Dennab
    July 2009
    3,373 Posts
    So Nick from L4D2 , Mario and Luigi beat up a cabbie and fled? Im actually suprised Ellis didn't pay a visit to help Nick.
    he was trying to get coach to come with him but coach was too busy eating chocolate and reading papers.

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    July 2009
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    Rated M for Mature.
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    October 2009
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    do u only get ur news from gizmodo?
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  40. Post #40
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    February 2008
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    Obviously video games are the fault here. We should ban nintendo games.
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