[tehMuffinMan]

This is a little game where you choose a mans destination. This is inspired by Gmodpanda's Ocean: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread....ighlight=Ocean

Here are the rules.
1.No shitty non helpful posts like kill yourself or bang your head against the wall until you get a boner.
2.Don't whine if you get Ninja'd
3.Don't spam the same suggestion.

You start off in a long hallway with a cold wet feeling on your head, you look down the hallway and see an elevator door. You don't remember what happended at all you feel your head and touch something wet you look at your hands and see blood. You are scared terrified wondering what to do...


What the hell are you guys trying to do by rating all my posts dumb and bad reading?

[krten_2x 4b]

wipe the blood off your head and explore the hallway.

[emPiRe14]

Check your inventory!

[RagaMuffin]

bang your head against the wall until you get a boner.

[tehMuffinMan]

You wipe the blood off your head as much as you can. You take a deep breathe and walk down the hallway.


Edited:

RagaMuffin posted:

bang your head against the wall until you get a boner.

You're the first to get away with this Raga.

Edited:

emPiRe14 posted:

Check your inventory!

You check your pockets and find nothing.

[emPiRe14]

Try to open the door thing with the blood hand print on it.

[RagaMuffin]

Hesitate to open the elevator, whatever went through there before obviously struggled to do so - probably being dragged by an enemy.

Continue down the hallway

[tyanet]

Press ALL of the elevator buttons

[tehMuffinMan]

You open the elevator door breathing hard preparing whats on the other side annnd..

You sigh in relief.

There are 9 floors you're a currently on floor 6.

[binkow]

grow some legs

[tehMuffinMan]

binkow posted:

grow some legs

[tyanet]

Go in the elevator and press ALL the buttons, like you're a little kid.

[emPiRe14]

Go to the top floor in the elevator.

[tehMuffinMan]

tyanet posted:

Go in the elevator and press ALL the buttons, like you're a little kid.

Useless

[RagaMuffin]

Go to bottom floor, perhaps you could escape.

[Evil-Muffin]

Go back, pick up the fallen lamp and wield it as a weapon, then go to the top floor, if you can't,the ground floor, if not... ground 5

[tyanet]

Press ALL the buttons, but not at once. Press 1 then 2 than 3... and so on to 9.

[Hornet750]

Type in your phone number into lift and wait for a dial tone.

[tehMuffinMan]

emPiRe14 posted:

Go to the top floor in the elevator.

You are at floor 9 you look around thinking this must be an old place you spot a warning sign and a stairway. But your head is hurting now and bleeding more.

Edited:

Guys guys one at a time.

[tyanet]

Read the damn sign

[Evil-Muffin]

read the sign, then go up the stairs

Edited:

man you shoulda taken the lamp! Now your Defenseless!

[Hornet750]

Pressure head wound till you stop bleading then

Evil-Muffin posted:

read the sign, then go up the stairs

[Evil-Muffin]

What's with the quote that you that you didn't remove the "[/i]" bit on the end of my post for?

[Hornet750]

fixed now =P

[Evil-Muffin]

ok, :P

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tehMuffinMan posted:

Guys guys one at a time.

Wait, you want only one of us to say one thing so you can move the plot along? That i Not gonna happen... You know facepunch :D

[tehMuffinMan]

RagaMuffin posted:

Go to bottom floor, perhaps you could escape.

You step out of the elevator staring into the pitch back room.




Guys you're typing different suggestions WAAAY to fast. The picture isn't showing up one sec.

[RagaMuffin]

Read the warning sign.

Edit:

Just pick the suggestion you like the most.

[Evil-Muffin]

Go back to floor six, grab lamp, go to top floor, then read the sign, then up the stairs...

[Hornet750]

Walk hopeing not to bang into anything, but before doing that send lift somewhere else.

Off-topic here but my PW thread map is sorted now Evil muffin.

[tehMuffinMan]

RagaMuffin posted:

Read the warning sign.

Edit:

Just pick the suggestion you like the most.

Hmmm you were supposed to read the sign so yeah you read the sign:


Damn typo

[Evil-Muffin]

Go to floor 8

Edited:

Then get your head checked out... if there are people there

[Hornet750]

On floor 8 Look for a scalpel etc to use as a weapon.

[tehMuffinMan]

Evil-Muffin posted:

Go to floor 8

Edited:

Then get your head checked out... if there are people there

You start to wonder what's going on.

[RagaMuffin]

Enter the lab, but be prepared.

[tehMuffinMan]

RagaMuffin posted:

Enter the lab, but be prepared.

You try and try...But nothing is working it seems weak enough for something to ram it down.

[Hornet750]

Learn kung fu before Ramming into lab just incase...

[tyanet]

Open the Brown door.

[tehMuffinMan]

Hornet750 posted:

Learn kung fu before Ramming into lab just incase...

Learning kung fu in a some what abandoned building can take months.

[RagaMuffin]

Shoulder budge the door, if it still doesn't come down open the brown door.

[tehMuffinMan]

tyanet posted:

Open the Brown door.

Edited:

RagaMuffin posted:

Shoulder budge the door, if it still doesn't come down open the brown door.

What shines bright when you flick a switch.