1. Post #1
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    Better than nuka cola.

    Juice laced with uranium is just one of many clinical trials allegedly conducted at Israel’s Negev nuclear plant, claims investigative journalist Yossi Melman.
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    Melman has accused the plant's management of forcing its workers to take part in life-threatening experiments for the sake of nuclear developments.


    They also claim the government and the military are involved in a cover-up of the tests.

    It’s taken a decade for them to speak out, but workers at Israel’s nuclear reactor facility claim their managers gave them uranium to drink – as part of an experiment. With no medical supervision or explanation of the risks, the workers now want compensation.

    ”They told me that the managers of the laboratory approached a few workers within the laboratory and asked them if they are ready to volunteer for a research that they are doing and when the said ‘yes’ they were asked to drink juices – grapefruit and orange juice with uranium,” Investigative Journalist Yossi Melman says.
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    “My guess it that the idea was to see what is the amount of uranium that is present in drinking water that is ingestible that would show by the regular detection methods bearing in mind that in this set up of the nuclear plant maybe workers or people that are there would be exposed food, water that may be contaminated and therefore the idea would be how much would they be exposed till they get to be detected,” says Professor Tzvi Bentwich of Ben-Gurion University.
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    I paid $5 and all I got was this shitty title
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  3. Post #3
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    Fuck Israel.
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    If it's true, that must be quite horrible.
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  5. Post #5
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    That's just not kosher.
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    That's just not kosher.
    :rimshot:
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    I wonder if it made the juice taste any different.

  8. Post #8
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    I wonder if it made the juice taste any different.
    No.
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    Fuck yea juice.

    I love juice.
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    Too much Fallout for them scientists.
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    I thought the title said 'Israelis made to drink Urine enriched juice'.
    Still, I can't really say which would be worse, Urine enriched or Uranium enriched.
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    Let's conduct a test of our own.

    Hypothesis: What would the health issues be, if people from that part of the world were exposed to the explosive force of a 100 Megaton bomb?
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    Let's conduct a test of our own.

    Hypothesis: What would the health issues be, if people from that part of the world were exposed to the explosive force of a 100 Megaton bomb?
    Cancer

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    Let's conduct a test of our own.

    Hypothesis: What would the health issues be, if people from that part of the world were exposed to the explosive force of a 100 Megaton bomb?
    Great technologically advanced cities would rise from the ground bringing life in its wake.
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    I thought the title said 'Israelis made to drink Urine enriched juice'.
    Still, I can't really say which would be worse, Urine enriched or Uranium enriched.
    I'd rather drink pure urine than Uranium enriched juice.
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    Great technologically advanced cities would rise from the ground bringing life in its wake.
    Gentlemen, I believe we're on to something.
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    Gentlemen, I believe we're on to something.
    They would all get cancer so they would have to quickly develop a cure before they died, with the fear of being wiped out they put all their money and man power into research of a cure, working towards that cure with so many resources would bring alot of other scientific progress and in the end they would become the worlds most advanced civilization, they would then take revenge and conquer the whole world.

    The End.
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    is it radioactive uranium?

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    or just a coal like, non threatening substance?
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    is it radioactive uranium?

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    or just a coal like, non threatening substance?
    All uranium is radioactive
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    Reminds me of Fallout 3. Where you go to the nuka plant and if you go on some of the trials they did with people.
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    Fuck Israel.
    Yeah, let's discriminate people based on their nationality.
    On topic:
    Uranium is not very radioactive unless it's an isotope.
    They probably put a very miniscule amount of it into the juice anyway.
    He said explosive force, not radiation.
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    The offspring of the test subjects would be super mutant soldiers.

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    I like the news
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    Warning: Consumption may lead to your insides being disintegrated
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    He said explosive force, not radiation.
    That's the joke.

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    is it radioactive uranium?

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    or just a coal like, non threatening substance?
    Even if the radiation levels aren't high enough to be harmful, uranium is still highly toxic as it is a heavy metal.
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    Even the Jews hate Jews.
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    Yeah, let's discriminate people based on their nationality.
    On topic:
    Uranium is not very radioactive unless it's an isotope.
    They probably put a very miniscule amount of it into the juice anyway.

    He said explosive force, not radiation.
    Uranium is very toxic, it's like lead.
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    I can just imagine Israel attacking the world with an army of soldiers mutated from the uranium.
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    Great technologically advanced cities would rise from the ground bringing life in its wake.
    Just like Japan.

    I now have 10201 posts.
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    I can just imagine Israel attacking the world with an army of soldiers mutated from the uranium.
    Yeah soldiers ill with cancer sure will attack the world.
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    Death to all juice!

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    Who cares it just passed over and out their system

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    You mean Urineium juice
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    You mean Urineium juice
    har har Urine is steril

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    Were fucked

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    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
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    Were fucked

    Not if they just accept it....