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You are a robot standing in a park on a sunny day.
What do you do?
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No story whatsoever, I'm just bored
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duck to prevent the impending doom that is heading towards your face
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You are a robot. Ho ho Technology, do what you want 'cause a robot is free. You. Are. A robot.
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Stare at the sun.
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That made me think of NEDM for some reason
Also
Look at your toes
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You hug the ground, wondering why.
As far as you can see, nothing happens. You get back up.
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follow the rocket maybe it is your robot god leading you to victory
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You stare at the sun
it is sad
:saddowns:
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hug the sun
IT NEEDS A HUG
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Redirect rocket at the sun for being a miserable cunt.
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What rocket?
Maybe your thought processing chips need to be replaced?
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wonder what the fuck that tube thing is doing hanging from your head
and then go to the nearest geek store and get some newer version processing chips
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You seem to be obsessed with the sun.
You fly towards it.
Edited:
he was scratching his head xD
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sidetrack to one of those white dots
There cool
Lol theres a bug on my monitor
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You stare at the dot.
He says hi.
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crash land on mercury you forgot to fill up the ship's fuel
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ORANGE ISH COLOURED FOX?!?!!
Also while on mercury
draw a picture of your wife
Who is secretly your sister
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Ow.
Edited:
G2G
The Winner can take over if u want
might continue tomorrow
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yey i take over
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Best thread ever! :buddy:
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Walk into that crater looking thing on the left.
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You paint a picture of your wife
You are getting a robotic boner over her
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Open up your command bar
and enter into voice command
Delete
Filename
Windows
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You open up your command bar and enter into voice command
Delete filename windows
Poof
You enter a strange void
It appears a family is having a casual family dinner here
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make the family be people who did that to their computers :D
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Ask them what is the meaning of life in the universe.
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ask them to have casual sex with you.
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Ask them for beer, put it in your stomach storage box.
When feeling low on power, drink a beer.
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Rape them.
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"RAEP?"
Did not go well.
What now?
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Make friends with the yellow lines that seem to represent bullets.
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The lines are gone and you are sad, because you have no friends now.
What next?
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Hump A random Washing mashine
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You hump the family's washing machine.
You ruined all their clothes :smug:
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Rip Yourself apart with an Electromagnet
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Masturbate furiously
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Masturbate furiously
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Furiously Masturbate
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Fasturbate Muriously
Dumb x 2
Agree x 1
Funny x 4
Useful x 1
Friendly x 1
Disagree x 1
