1. Post #721
    AshtonArdoin's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,343 Posts
    It's like people are having a hard time to figure out that only Valve employees are in the OFFICIAL Valve group. How hard is it to check their steam profile page and check if they are in it?
    I told him I was mainly used as a search and recovery account when someone wasn't replying to their emails. I made sense of my games by saying Valve gave it to me but since it's not a "developer" account, I don't get all the free games and can't join the steam group. What most people don't know is that someone can see what your original steam username if they have you on the friend's list.
    I used that as proof. I guess it was just a combination of misinformation and gullibility.

  2. Post #722
    Solar Hound's Avatar
    August 2010
    4 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    ®EalŠreamS: Hallo, Steam verschenkt Steamgames nach deiner wahl. es muss unter 70,00 euro liegen. es wird sofort auf deinem steamaccount aktiviert du brauchst es nur zu downloaden.hier die page [Scammer website here]
    viel spaß
    King Wafflewuss: what?
    ®EalŠreamS: steam games
    ®EalŠreamS: for free - 70 $
    ®EalŠreamS: because steam present
    King Wafflewuss: Wait what? Steam games for free that are 70$?
    ®EalŠreamS: yes
    ®EalŠreamS: you can get steamgames
    ®EalŠreamS: to 70 $
    King Wafflewuss: Why $70 dollars?
    ®EalŠreamS: but no more!
    ®EalŠreamS: so its to expensiv
    ®EalŠreamS: for steam
    ®EalŠreamS: than you ge
    ®EalŠreamS: t
    ®EalŠreamS: 101010$
    ®EalŠreamS: games for free ^^
    King Wafflewuss: wtf lol you crack me up
    ®EalŠreamS: its a little present for nice costumer
    ®EalŠreamS: i have it already and mates ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: we have now call of duty
    ®EalŠreamS: its good man
    ®EalŠreamS: im instaling already
    King Wafflewuss: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?
    ®EalŠreamS: yea ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: you can get all !
    ®EalŠreamS: games
    King Wafflewuss: I have that. We should play sometime.
    ®EalŠreamS: but no more than 70$
    King Wafflewuss: Im pretty good
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: n1n1
    ®EalŠreamS: gogo
    ®EalŠreamS: lets get a gamer
    ®EalŠreamS: than we play it
    ®EalŠreamS: together ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: take a nother game
    King Wafflewuss: Hmm
    King Wafflewuss: TF2?
    King Wafflewuss: Want to play tf2 with me man?
    ®EalŠreamS: take a new game ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: that we play together
    King Wafflewuss: Hmm
    King Wafflewuss: Half Life 2 Episode 3?
    ®EalŠreamS: kane an lynch
    ®EalŠreamS: release now
    King Wafflewuss: What about HL2 Episode 3 man?
    ®EalŠreamS: you must take
    ®EalŠreamS: a game
    ®EalŠreamS: that you not have ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: a new game wat do you want
    ®EalŠreamS: make it and say me what for a game you take
    ®EalŠreamS: i take it too
    ®EalŠreamS: and we play it
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: I dont have HL2 Episode 3 but I want it.
    ®EalŠreamS: yes
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: make it
    King Wafflewuss: Can I get it?
    ®EalŠreamS: and take HL2
    ®EalŠreamS: yeah
    ®EalŠreamS: alle games
    King Wafflewuss: HOLY SHIT!
    ®EalŠreamS: but under 70 $
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: I can get EPISODE 3!
    King Wafflewuss: ?
    ®EalŠreamS: i dont know its release ? :D
    King Wafflewuss: It is man
    ®EalŠreamS: i dont know about HL2
    ®EalŠreamS: when is released
    King Wafflewuss: didn't you see?
    ®EalŠreamS: than you can get it
    ®EalŠreamS: on this page ^^
    King Wafflewuss: It was released last week
    King Wafflewuss: and you know what else?
    ®EalŠreamS: ah ok
    ®EalŠreamS: now
    King Wafflewuss: huh?
    ®EalŠreamS: noe**
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: King Wafflewuss: and you know what else?
    ®EalŠreamS: : no
    King Wafflewuss: You wanna know?
    ®EalŠreamS is now Offline.

    He came back online:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: back
    ®EalŠreamS: and?
    King Wafflewuss: what happened?
    ®EalŠreamS: make it
    ®EalŠreamS: already new game
    ®EalŠreamS: ?
    King Wafflewuss: Why did you leave?
    ®EalŠreamS: becasue
    ®EalŠreamS: internet
    ®EalŠreamS: restart
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: oh
    King Wafflewuss: I see
    ®EalŠreamS: at this time
    ®EalŠreamS: restart it
    ®EalŠreamS: so make it?
    ®EalŠreamS: than we could play
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: Well are there any more benefits?
    ®EalŠreamS: ?
    King Wafflewuss: Liek what else do I get?
    ®EalŠreamS: dont understand
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: What do I get other than free games?
    King Wafflewuss: Just free games?
    ®EalŠreamS: all games
    ®EalŠreamS: from valve
    ®EalŠreamS: but under 70
    ®EalŠreamS: %
    ®EalŠreamS: $*
    King Wafflewuss: Ah
    ®EalŠreamS: yes ^^
    King Wafflewuss: Sounds awesome man
    ®EalŠreamS: yeah it is
    ®EalŠreamS: instaling mw2 now
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: You should play it man
    King Wafflewuss: Great game
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: ja
    ®EalŠreamS: make it too!
    ®EalŠreamS: common ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: than we play together
    King Wafflewuss: Later man, how about a game of TF2 first?
    ®EalŠreamS: so i make it now
    ®EalŠreamS: lets do it know ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: take about 5m max
    ®EalŠreamS: i make it to now
    ®EalŠreamS: common guy!
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: waiting for email ^^
    King Wafflewuss: :D
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: i get it
    ®EalŠreamS: i have already buy for 60$
    ®EalŠreamS: 10 left ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: so aktivation on steam
    ®EalŠreamS: -finish-
    King Wafflewuss: 60 bucks?
    ®EalŠreamS: but insatling mw2 first
    ®EalŠreamS: 60 dollars
    King Wafflewuss: I already have MW2.
    ®EalŠreamS: so
    ®EalŠreamS: take
    ®EalŠreamS: HL2
    ®EalŠreamS: or orhter game you want
    ®EalŠreamS: but gogo ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: max 1000 steam user get it!
    King Wafflewuss: Why dont you wanna play with me man?
    ®EalŠreamS: i will
    ®EalŠreamS: but another game
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: time runing man!
    King Wafflewuss: Shit shit
    King Wafflewuss: Ok let me see....
    ®EalŠreamS: max 1000 user can get it!
    ®EalŠreamS: i dont know how much jet
    ®EalŠreamS: so fast
    King Wafflewuss: Orange box? Can I get it?
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: whats this ^^
    ®EalŠreamS: i dont know!
    ®EalŠreamS: but
    ®EalŠreamS: ALL
    ®EalŠreamS: games
    ®EalŠreamS: VALVE
    ®EalŠreamS: relases
    ®EalŠreamS: relased
    ®EalŠreamS: are there
    ®EalŠreamS: ^^
    King Wafflewuss: Gosh this is too awesome for me to handle
    ®EalŠreamS: make it or not?
    ®EalŠreamS: i dont have more time
    King Wafflewuss: In a second
    King Wafflewuss: But you know what?
    ®EalŠreamS: what?
    King Wafflewuss: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!
    ®EalŠreamS: hm ok
    King Wafflewuss: NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!
    ®EalŠreamS is now Offline.
    cod mw2 isnt a valve game :DD so what he sad wrong his story isnt right are scammers even trying?
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  3. Post #723
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,919 Posts
    I bet that scammer used all of his English knowledge in this chatlog.
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  4. Post #724
    Gold Member
    The mouse's Avatar
    March 2009
    7,989 Posts
    Fucking morons, who would fall for this


    1:36 PM - Panetela: hi
    1:36 PM - Panetela: http://steampowered-badcompany2.agilityhoster.com Get Battlefield:Badcompany2 For FREE
    1:37 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: It's fake ffs, why can't you see that lol?
    1:37 PM - Panetela: no it's not fake
    1:37 PM - Panetela: i got it :)
    1:37 PM - Panetela: im download it :)
    1:37 PM - Panetela: www.google.com click :
    1:38 PM - Panetela: when you click steam tell u that google is scam
    1:38 PM - Panetela: haha
    1:38 PM - Panetela: http://steampowered-badcompany2.agilityhoster.com
    1:38 PM - Panetela: click here :
    1:38 PM - Panetela: click : ADD TO CART
    1:38 PM - Panetela: :)
    1:38 PM - Panetela: & get it :)
    1:38 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: It isn't on your steam games list
    1:38 PM - Panetela: with Prima Guide :)
    1:38 PM - Panetela: yes
    1:38 PM - Panetela: it's isnt
    1:38 PM - Panetela: but
    1:38 PM - Panetela: i got it
    1:38 PM - Panetela: & im downlaod it
    1:38 PM - Panetela: when the games will be ready i'll play :)
    1:39 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: I'll get it when I see it on ur games list
    1:39 PM - Panetela: you can't see
    1:39 PM - Panetela: because i got the game without purchase
    1:39 PM - Panetela: lol
    1:39 PM - Panetela: well ,
    1:40 PM - Panetela: we will play together
    1:40 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: If it's on steam, it will be on ur games list as you would have to put in ur account infomation
    1:40 PM - Panetela: :)
    1:40 PM - Panetela: yah
    1:40 PM - Panetela: there is nor risk
    1:40 PM - Panetela: 100% SAFE
    1:40 PM - Panetela: ! =
    1:40 PM - Panetela: you will get the free copy in 24H
    1:40 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: it's a scam
    1:40 PM - Panetela: your vac musnt be banned
    1:40 PM - Panetela: no no
    1:40 PM - Panetela: never
    1:40 PM - Panetela: : S
    1:40 PM - Panetela: it's not a scam man
    1:41 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: prove it, I need more than your word
    1:41 PM - Panetela: = S
    1:41 PM - Panetela: I Don't know how to proove u
    1:41 PM - Panetela: prove u
    1:41 PM - Panetela: lol
    1:41 PM - Panetela: but it's not fake or scam or
    1:41 PM - Panetela: i got the game since 2 week
    1:42 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: Anyway, I was in the beta, it doesn;t work on my computer
    1:43 PM - Panetela: no
    1:43 PM - Panetela: me too
    1:43 PM - Panetela: im in beta
    1:43 PM - Panetela: but he work
    1:45 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: When the game was released the beta ended and my compter isn't good enough to run it
    1:45 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: anyway I don't care
    1:45 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: it's a scam end of
    1:45 PM - Panetela: -_-
    1:45 PM - Panetela: it's stupid man
    1:45 PM - Panetela: battlefield requires : 512RAM
    1:45 PM - Panetela: he work
    1:45 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: Graphics ain't up to spec
    1:46 PM - Panetela: so you have nothing to LOOSE
    1:46 PM - Panetela: free game ma,n
    1:46 PM - Panetela: you will got it in ur game list
    1:46 PM - Panetela: or send it to ur friend
    1:46 PM - Panetela: this free copy
    1:46 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: loose? isn't it lose
    1:46 PM - Panetela: u can send the free copy to ur friends :)
    1:46 PM - Panetela: no to 1 FRIEND
    1:46 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: send it to me then
    1:47 PM - Panetela: ahhah
    1:47 PM - Panetela: i got it
    1:47 PM - Panetela: i use this copyu
    1:47 PM - Panetela: i can't use the link again
    1:47 PM - Panetela: sorry
    1:47 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: fial
    1:47 PM - -EF- El Cappuccino: fail
    1:47 PM - Panetela: fail ?
    1:47 PM - Panetela: well
    1:47 PM - Panetela: see u later :)
    1:47 PM - Panetela: see ya :)
    1:47 PM - Panetela: if u wont
    1:47 PM - Panetela: it's not a problem :)
    Panetela is now Offline.
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  5. Post #725
    Gold Member
    Psycho_Shadow's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,734 Posts
    Every scammer i've gotten never talked to me, cept one that linked me to hackforums.net
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  6. Post #726
    tesher07's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,038 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    yox1093: (website here) For Free Steam game :P
    [GD Dev] Trigz: really?
    yox1093: ye
    [GD Dev] Trigz: how do I do it
    yox1093: Login and add game
    yox1093: -.-
    [GD Dev] Trigz: Ok thanks
    [GD Dev] Trigz: Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.


    According to Document A-A37B, If suspect tries to scam a VAC Staff member, The VAC Staff can demand the suspects Name or Password to enlist a demerit, If not given to the staff member, then the Offender shall be banned permenantly from VAC until he/she has bought another legitimate copy of Valves merchandise.
    yox1093: ?
    [GD Dev] Trigz: Sorry but you have been logged into our database for scamming.
    [GD Dev] Trigz: Have a good day.
    yox1093 is now Offline.



    :( mine failed to an extent but he logged off so I assume he was scared haha.

  7. Post #727
    vander97's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,306 Posts
    when they go offline is when you are done

  8. Post #728
    Van.'s Avatar
    March 2010
    564 Posts
    they are normally shitty attempts at /me so it's not worthy

  9. Post #729
    Dennab
    January 2009
    1,395 Posts
    I rarely get scammers, I don't join fuck tonnes of useless groups. And they always just post a link and log off.
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  10. Post #730
    Harold Ramis's No. 1 Fan
    Egon Spengler's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,261 Posts
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  11. Post #731
    vander97's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,306 Posts
    Not a phisher, but the idiot thought I was dumb enough to beleive New Vegas was out

    [S.Beast] Phant0m: hey =]]
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: i see you want Fallout: New Vegas
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: i have 1 copy of themm ... :)) do you want it
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: ok
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: really?
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: yea
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: but i have 1 deal =]]
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: okay
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: i want only Worms Reloaded for it
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: hmmm
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: :D yeah i want it too much :P
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: According to Document A-A37B, If suspect tries to scam a VAC Staff member, The VAC Staff can demand the suspects Name or Password to enlist a demerit, If not given to the staff member, then the Offender shall be banned permenantly from VAC until he/she has bought another legitimate copy of Valves merchandise.
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: Im not an idiot
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: D:D:D i'm not liar
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: Fail
    [S.Beast] Phant0m: but ok .... bye
    Using PS3 Controller[Pyro!]: get out
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  12. Post #732
    AeroSinthetic's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,255 Posts
    Any way to pick up people trying to scam me? I'm quite bored.
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  13. Post #733
    Pako's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,263 Posts
    Any way to pick up people trying to scam me? I'm quite bored.
    Okay

    Tell me your pass and I'll help you
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  14. Post #734
    Ericsson's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,011 Posts
    Someone try to scam me please
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  15. Post #735
    dragonkilla's Avatar
    June 2008
    597 Posts
    Fail Scammer!: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FAIL SCAM
    Fail Scammer!: GO TO FREEGAMES.TK
    Fail Scammer!: AND DO THIS FAIL SCAMM!
    Victim is now Online.
    Victim: ?
    Victim: lol
    Victim: .tk places
    Victim: i know those
    Fail Scammer!: lol
    Victim: i was like
    Victim: uhhhh...
    Victim: fake.
    Victim: XD
    Victim: but they block you
    Victim: so they dont know
    Victim: XD
    Fail Scammer!: Hold on im posting this on facepunch
    Fail Scammer!: :D
    Victim: really?
    Fail Scammer!: just for the truly epic lolz
    
    This was a joke scam I did to my friend

    Heres the real scam
    Scammer: I JUST GOT 5 FREE GAMES FROM WWW.(ScamSiteHere).tk all you gotta do is put in your steam username and pass. After you will recieve an email verification that this is YOUR account. 
    Me: Sup bro cool website but VALVe doesn't use .tk, this is what I hate about scammers they are either to poor or to ignorant to buy a domain so it's a .com sheesh I mean seriously it's ridiculous also btw since I hate scammers so bad I usually report them to the FBI
    Scammer: orly
    Me: Do you really want to know?
    Scammer: Know what?
    Me: Know that I report to the FBI?
    Scammer: Yes...
    Me: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 23141337194. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 1041148 is entered into the database.
    Scammer: No Please My Dad will get so mad at me I'm only 11 and if he knows that I got report by FBI I can be grounded and can't play game anymore PLZ!!!!!
    Me: You just gotta give me your account info.
    Email, Email Pass, SteamUser, and SteamPass
    Once you give me all those I will cancel the military attack on your home.
    Oh and you must logout of your account 
    Scammer: Ok my email is (Blbalbalbal@(stupidemailhere).net its pass is (ShitPW Here) SteamUser: (I won't even post it) Steam pass is (omg tis pazs sukzs)
    Okay please wait a moment (I got on my other Comp) Ok now if you try to login within the next 24 hours your account will be disabled...
    Scammer: Ok ok...
    After those 24 hours he messaged me on steam saying what did you do to all my friends and groups?
    I told him I deleted them all for trying to scam me
    He also cried that most of those people were his Dad's friends...
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  16. Post #736
    Gold Member
    cs_bunny's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,260 Posts


    I'm original.
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  17. Post #737
    Left4Meds's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,828 Posts


    wait what the fuck
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  18. Post #738
    Carmine3777's Avatar
    May 2010
    748 Posts
    all the ones I get don't reply :(

  19. Post #739
    vander97's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,306 Posts
    all the ones I get don't reply :(
    same here. As soon as i say something they go offline

  20. Post #740
    Mozilla Firefox's Avatar
    September 2010
    58 Posts
    I want a scammer :v
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  21. Post #741
    rrerr~
    FelixDragon's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,352 Posts
    Some guy named his profile "VAC Steam Security Center" and tried to scam me.

    I didn't save the chat-log because I accidentally closed it but it went something like this.

    VAC Steam Security Center: Hello this account has been noticed for logging on with multiple IPs to prove u arent hacking we need you to give us your username and password
    Diealready: oh no
    Diealready: wat did i do
    Diealready: wats ip
    VAC Steam Security Center: please just tell me your username and password so i can verfity it or i will close it in 7 hours
    Diealready: why
    VAC Steam Security Center: because your account has been under suspiscion of hacking
    Diealready: why
    VAC Steam Security Center: because you account has been recorded with multiple ips
    Diealready: why
    VAC Steam Security Center: ...
    VAC Steam Security Center: just say your username and password
    Diealready: ok my account is silver and my pass is lite467
    VAC Steam Security Center: thanks you i will be back in a moment
    Diealready: k
    VAC Steam Security Center: it doesnt work
    VAC Steam Security Center: are u sure u didn't spell it wrong
    Diealready: yea
    VAC Steam Security Center: let me try again
    Diealready: try what again?
    VAC Steam Security Center: logging into ur account
    Diealready: why do u need to log into my account
    VAC Steam Security Center: to prove that u arent a hacker
    Diealready: But you're attempting to hack ME!
    VAC Steam Security Center is offline.
    NOTE: Not completely accurate, but he did spell like a moron.

  22. Post #742
    bumblebee200's Avatar
    October 2009
    18 Posts
    I tried to play with my brother, it went like this:

    Me (disguised (changed profile, headline, summary...)): Hello
    My Bro: hi
    "AAHHH!!! IT'S YOU!!!" he said in the room next to me.
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  23. Post #743
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    25,468 Posts
    Its so fun to give them a false login then have them come back and say it didn't work.
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  24. Post #744
    Yoces's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,200 Posts


    The guy who was hijacked was indeed, a dumbass.



    Link in the image for anyone that cares.
    http://i28.tinypic.com/2wgvdip.png
    I added this guy.
    He is... an idiot.
    22:26 - DOMO-KUN: why are you playing portal its the boringest game of all time
    22:26 - IDUNNOLUL: >:C
    22:26 - IDUNNOLUL: No it is not
    22:26 - IDUNNOLUL: You clearly have not heard that there is a Portal 2 on the way
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: O_O YOU LIKE PORTAL
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: I KNOW THERE IS
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: ITS GAY
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: I PLAYED I
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: Portal 2 has some awesome replay value, unlike cock of duty modern gayfare 2
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: FUCKING SUCKS
    22:27 - DOMO-KUN: i played portal 2, foliage every where, alittle new stuf,
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: Nope, you just have a very bad taste in games, young sire.
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: AHAHAH
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: AHA
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: HAHA
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: No
    22:27 - IDUNNOLUL: Yu have not played Portal 2
    Call from DOMO-KUN started.
    22:28 - DOMO-KUN: YOUR MOTHERR
    Call with DOMO-KUN ended.
    22:28 - IDUNNOLUL: Sigh.
    22:28 - DOMO-KUN: I DONT HAVE MIC
    22:28 - DOMO-KUN: if i did,
    22:28 - DOMO-KUN: gay
    22:28 - IDUNNOLUL: Well, then, why bother calling
    22:28 - IDUNNOLUL: And, you have NOT played portal 2
    22:28 - DOMO-KUN: so iknow how old u are
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: first of all
    22:29 - IDUNNOLUL: Uhu. Because you can determine the age of a person by how they sound.
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: lemme spoil if u want
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: yes
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: now
    22:29 - IDUNNOLUL: okay. Guess
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: the first thing that happens is u wake up
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: and u see a big light flash
    22:29 - DOMO-KUN: and then u stand up and u see it again
    22:30 - DOMO-KUN: and then you look to the side and glados isnt there
    22:30 - DOMO-KUN: AND YOUR BALLS POP
    22:30 - DOMO-KUN: LOL
    IDUNNOLUL is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
    22:30 - DOMO-KUN: U WILL SEE
    22:30 - IDUNNOLUL: You clearly do not know the plot behind Portal 2. Stop making shit up. People already know about the basic intro and middle of P2.
    22:30 - DOMO-KUN: lol
    22:30 - IDUNNOLUL: Anyways, kiddo, stop acting tough and go play Cock of Duty.
    22:31 - DOMO-KUN: oh? cock of duty? sounds like your game
    22:31 - IDUNNOLUL: No, my game is Team Fortress 2.
    22:31 - DOMO-KUN: whatever i playing modern warfare
    22:31 - IDUNNOLUL: Modern GAYfare, is more like it.
    22:33 - DOMO-KUN: ah, the average sweedish person, defending portal and playing in idle servers.
    22:33 - DOMO-KUN: HAHAHAHASHAH
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    My god i want to punch him in the face..
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  26. Post #746
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    August 2010
    1,200 Posts
    He gave me his drivers license ID.
    7b69696

    Edited:

    Though, I do think he was foolin' me.

    Edited:

    22:36 - DOMO-KUN: btw im 20
    22:36 - DOMO-KUN: want proof?
    22:36 - DOMO-KUN: lool at my email
    22:36 - IDUNNOLUL: How is your email going to prove that your 20.
    22:37 - DOMO-KUN: drivers llicence id
    22:42 - DOMO-KUN: you wanna know it? 7b69696 i swear to god
    22:42 - DOMO-KUN: now what the fuck are you gonnado little pike

  27. Post #747
    ~blue 4evr~
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    October 2009
    10,679 Posts
    SteamAdministrator: Hello, we have a free steam games event going on right now. www.Ican'remember.tk Sign up for free and get your game!
    tehMuffinMan: Cool!
    SteamAdministator: Glad you could join!
    tehMuffinMan: Hey uhh when does my free game come?
    SteamAdministrator: Wow are yo stupid enough to believe that??/? I GOT YOUR ACCOUNT!
    tehMuffinMan: lol
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  28. Post #748
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    July 2008
    4,645 Posts
    SteamAdministrator: Hello, we have a free steam games event going on right now. www.Ican'remember.tk Sign up for free and get your game!
    tehMuffinMan: Cool!
    SteamAdministator: Glad you could join!
    tehMuffinMan: Hey uhh when does my free game come?
    SteamAdministrator: Wow are yo stupid enough to believe that??/? I GOT YOUR ACCOUNT!
    tehMuffinMan: lol
    so you are still waiting for your game
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  29. Post #749
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    August 2009
    1,020 Posts
    a really old chat log i find

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Inject ^_^: Get Free Game: (scam site here)
    e.k.m: hell no
    Inject ^_^: really work!!
    Inject ^_^: i love this!!!!!!!!!!!
    e.k.m: i know its some kind a hack so its not going to work for me
    e.k.m: its like i never been hacked befor
    Inject ^_^: ok you think so
    e.k.m: yeah
    e.k.m: yeah you dont have any games just 2 and one that is going to be removed later
    Inject ^_^: waht
    e.k.m: so why dont you go to this site and get some games for your self
    Inject ^_^: i do it
    e.k.m: ok tell me if it works
    Inject ^_^: its work
    Inject ^_^: Get Free Game: (scam site here)
    e.k.m: i dont see that in your game page -_-
    e.k.m: its not working for me.....
    e.k.m: .........heh
    Inject ^_^: ok
    Inject ^_^: bye
    e.k.m: bye
    e.k.m: i dont even enter the site
    e.k.m: hah
    Inject ^_^: ok bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
    e.k.m: im just lieing to you
    e.k.m: you know just like the cake
    e.k.m: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!
    e.k.m: so dose your fake site
    e.k.m: bye


    i want those scammers the one who talk so i can make them look stupid
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  30. Post #750
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    September 2005
    2,355 Posts
    22:42 - DOMO-KUN: now what the fuck are you gonnado little pike
    Ooh, watch out, he called you a fish/thrusting weapon.
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  31. Post #751
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    August 2009
    1,020 Posts
    ooh, watch out, he called you a fish/thrusting weapon.
    oh my god what are we going to do??!?!?!
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  32. Post #752
    GAY FURRY PORN CONNOISSEUR

    August 2010
    2,187 Posts
    pike is actually the name for little girl in sweden/norwegian/danish
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  33. Post #753
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    December 2008
    5,078 Posts
    Part 1:



    Part 2:



    I did give it back 1 day later.
    His name changes from Gaben to Gabem. Looks like you faked it.

    Edited:

    You guys probably shouldn't click on the links anyway. They could be java driveby sites.

  34. Post #754
    Church_1MD's Avatar
    May 2010
    297 Posts
    Domo-kun is rite i nevar played sutch a boringest gaem in my laif and not replayed it several times because it's the most boringest gaem evor
    /sarcasm


    I want to punch him.

  35. Post #755
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    April 2009
    651 Posts
    one time i had a scammer, he was 9 and he wanted my account, then i linked him to a shock site (i forgot what it was) then he says he almost passed out because he had asthma and he called his mom and said his mom is calling the police to track me down. lol
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  36. Post #756
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    August 2009
    217 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Friday, September 17, 2010
    6:46 PM - Cteklite: Free Game go now!! http://h1.ripway.com/getnowfreegame
    6:46 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: cool
    6:46 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: what is it
    6:46 PM - Cteklite: go chaek
    6:46 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: what.
    6:47 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: check what
    6:47 PM - Cteklite: the side
    6:47 PM - Cteklite: http://h1.ripway.com/getnowfreegame
    6:47 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: cool
    6:47 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: what game
    6:47 PM - Cteklite: go chaek
    6:48 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: what do
    6:48 PM - Cteklite: choose games anf log in
    6:48 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: hold on
    6:49 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: it's not in french
    6:49 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: help
    6:50 PM - Cteklite: lo\gin first
    6:50 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: how
    6:50 PM - Cteklite: id=user
    6:50 PM - Cteklite: pass
    6:51 PM - gOO?! THE INTERNET DETECTIVE: no encrpted
    Cteklite is now Offline.
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  37. Post #757
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    July 2010
    7,836 Posts
    "22:33 - DOMO-KUN: ah, the average sweedish person, defending portal and playing in idle servers.
    22:33 - DOMO-KUN: HAHAHAHASHAH"
    :mad: Im glad i don't know him. If i did, i would kill him.
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  38. Post #758
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    November 2009
    5,728 Posts
    6:34 PM - Free Games!: account pls
    6:35 PM - Colossal -: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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  39. Post #759
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    30,901 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Thursday, December 31, 2009
    6:08 PM - Rabscuttle: Hello Mr. Suttles! You might know me by my username, but if not, I am Gabe Newell, Founder of VaLVe.
    6:08 PM - Lord Suttles: Hello!
    6:08 PM - Rabscuttle: In celebration of new years, i would like to give you1 free game of your choice!
    6:08 PM - Lord Suttles: Why the odd username?
    6:08 PM - Lord Suttles: Awesome a free game?
    6:08 PM - Lord Suttles: 4real?
    6:08 PM - Rabscuttle: FOR REAL!
    6:09 PM - Lord Suttles: so how do i do it???
    6:09 PM - Lord Suttles: plzzzz tellllll meeeee
    6:09 PM - Rabscuttle: I need your account information so i can give you the game
    6:09 PM - Lord Suttles: OOOOOO
    6:09 PM - Lord Suttles: I DONT NOW
    6:09 PM - Rabscuttle: Sorry for the delay, im working with about 17 other people
    6:09 PM - Lord Suttles: dis is my brooooos accunt
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: ????
    6:10 PM - Rabscuttle: hmmmmm.... Do you know his information?
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: ppppppllllleeeease my bro will be soooooooooooooooooooooooo happppppy
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: ummm
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: nooooo
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: but i want to mak it a suprize
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: ????
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: tel me gab
    6:10 PM - Rabscuttle: Tell you what?
    6:10 PM - Lord Suttles: wutt???
    6:11 PM - Rabscuttle: Okay, so this is for your brother....
    6:11 PM - Lord Suttles: o k
    6:11 PM - Rabscuttle: then you and your brother are violating the ToS!
    6:11 PM - Lord Suttles: noooo
    6:11 PM - Lord Suttles: wait
    6:11 PM - Lord Suttles: wut does dat men?
    6:11 PM - Lord Suttles: plz tel
    6:12 PM - Rabscuttle: Give YOUR account information so I might be able to keep the ban from permanent to 3 days
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: noooo
    6:12 PM - Rabscuttle: it means that you will be banned
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: pllease donttttttttttttt bannnn memmeeee
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: e
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: Sir.
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: I work at valve.
    6:12 PM - Lord Suttles: I need your account information or you will get perma'd.
    6:12 PM - Rabscuttle: No, I work at valve
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: Sir.
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: Please do this.
    6:13 PM - Rabscuttle: do wat?
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: I am calling the FBI on you and permabanning your steam account.
    6:13 PM - Rabscuttle: no! please don't
    6:13 PM - Rabscuttle: i don't work at valve
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: Give me your account info to reduce the ban.
    6:13 PM - Rabscuttle: im just trying to get free games!
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: That is illegal sir.
    6:13 PM - Rabscuttle: please im just a kid
    6:13 PM - Lord Suttles: Give me your account info.
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: okay
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Kid. Do you want to go to jail?
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: but what info
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: no
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: im sorry
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Username and password.
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: i won't do it again
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: I will forgive you.
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: ok
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: please don't ban
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: I won't.
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: username is *********
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: pasword ******
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Thank you.
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Now log off.
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: please don't ban
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: yes sir
    6:14 PM - Rabscuttle: sry
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: So I can secure you.
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Sir.
    6:14 PM - Lord Suttles: Log off.
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: 5
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: 4
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: 3
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: 2
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: 1
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: You have one min to log off.
    6:15 PM - Rabscuttle: ok
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: Sir do it.
    6:15 PM - Rabscuttle: sorry
    6:15 PM - Rabscuttle: im panicking
    6:15 PM - Lord Suttles: Good.
    Rabscuttle is now Offline.

    Gifted him The Ship.

    haha i remember this.
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  40. Post #760
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    September 2010
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