View Poll Results: Who would make the best Section Moderator?

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  • Perfumly

    212 40.54%
  • beatzdawg

    210 40.15%
  • Xerios3

    48 9.18%
  • k00lwhip

    32 6.12%
  • emii

    21 4.02%
  1. Post #321
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    onox37's Avatar
    February 2006
    3,683 Posts
    So basically this is a fixed election? Hezzy doesn't want perfumly to win.
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  2. Post #322
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    Hezzy trolling.

    Edited:

    Hezzy doesn't want anyone from the OIFY to win because he thinks we're all trolls who can't make Facepunch a better place, despite the fact most of us have less alts than the average GDer, with the exception that proves the rule being Asher Roth, who is presently ban on sight for being too cool for FP. Why hasn't Hezzy checked everyone else for alts? He doesn't care. As long as the OIFY loses Hezzy is happy.
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  3. Post #323
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    February 2006
    3,683 Posts
    I edited this and I don't know what to put because my previous statement was retarded aka -snip.
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  4. Post #324
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    I think the point just flew right over your head
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  5. Post #325
    mikhga's Avatar
    April 2009
    407 Posts
    Vote Perfumly, because he has a badass cousin.
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  6. Post #326
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    onox37's Avatar
    February 2006
    3,683 Posts
    Vote Perfumly, because he has a badass cousin.
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2615/...39ba5d6946.jpg
    That is a badass cousin indeed.
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  7. Post #327
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    I don't think that's completely true. K00lwhip and Xerios aren't from the OIFY.
    Read it again
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  8. Post #328
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    Using my cousin to campaign for me this is a new tactic which I have not seen.
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  9. Post #329
    FlibbleDibble's Avatar
    July 2009
    488 Posts
    phone him and ask if he'll kick the asses of the people who don't vote for you
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  10. Post #330
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    Hezzy is at it again
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  11. Post #331
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    phone him and ask if he'll kick the asses of the people who don't vote for you
    I'm American, I don't phone people. I call them.
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  12. Post #332
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    o DefcoN o's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,578 Posts
    Perfumly seems really desperate and pathetic.

    Greeman was bad enough, but perfumly is worse.
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  13. Post #333
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    Hey shut up I'll phone my cousin to beat you up
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  14. Post #334
    FlibbleDibble's Avatar
    July 2009
    488 Posts
    your cousin would be duke nukem with a wider chin and the haircut.
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  15. Post #335
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    Hezzy trolling.

    Edited:

    Hezzy doesn't want anyone from the OIFY to win because he thinks we're all trolls who can't make Facepunch a better place, despite the fact most of us have less alts than the average GDer, with the exception that proves the rule being Asher Roth, who is presently ban on sight for being too cool for FP. Why hasn't Hezzy checked everyone else for alts? He doesn't care. As long as the OIFY loses Hezzy is happy.
    Watch this. I'm not making bad posts and I'm following forum rules for my posting.

    this is an Asher Roth account
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  16. Post #336
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
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  17. Post #337
    Phannycakez's Avatar
    October 2007
    719 Posts
    hahahahahahAHahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAH

    Edited:

    Watch this. I'm not making bad posts and I'm following forum rules for my posting.

    this is an Asher Roth account
    hey dashing thrasher crashing smasher
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  18. Post #338
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    Watch this. I'm not making bad posts and I'm following forum rules for my posting.

    this is an Asher Roth account
    no asher dont sacrifice urself
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  19. Post #339
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    HookerVomit's Avatar
    September 2008
    16,844 Posts
    Oh dear God, everyone just please shut up :frown:
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  20. Post #340
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    hahahahahahAHahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAH
    I heard you liked my gif.
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  21. Post #341
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    no asher dont sacrifice urself
    it is ok. My fate will be left up to Master Hezzy. May I please say that sorry for getting permabanned 50 times. One love Bob Marley. Goodbye friends.
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  22. Post #342
    Here's what I got out of all this, and will make it short and sweet so everyone will understand.

    Perfumely and beatzdawg both have the popular vote, and from what I have seen they:
    - Have been drunk
    - shit posted
    - argued with an existing moderator
    - argued with other people
    Then hezzy:
    - trolling
    - insulting members
    - trying to change people's opinions on who to vote for in the poll

    This is a shit fest. To be honest, facepunch users do not have the capacity to make the right choice in moderators, as this is much like a schoolyard, the popular kids get the votes, but it may not always be the one best suited for the job.

    Also the above things are just from viewing this thread, all three of you are acting pretty fucking immature if you ask me, but it could be merely the circumstances of the thread and the excitement getting to your head, I have no idea, but if you get this rowdy so easily, I would be scared to see either one of yall with mod powers.

    What I suggest is to get the mods and admins together for a meeting and see who the top 4 nominees are, and look over their posting history, their alt accounts, ect, and see which one is best suited for the job, and let the mods vote for the best nominee. That way, the people do get a say in whose picked, but in the end the mods decide who actaully gets in.

    Now even if you do not listen to me, I want yall to look hard at yourself, and be brutal about it, and see how you would truly react in a situation, because you can't get drunk as a mod and pop up on here and do some funny bans, people are going to get pissed, and if someone goes against your opinion, and are somewhat rude, will you have the patience to not ban them?

    That's just my 2 cents.
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  23. Post #343
    Phannycakez's Avatar
    October 2007
    719 Posts
    I heard you liked my gif.
    hahaha nerdboy

    oh wait shit you're gonna get banned too by hezzy
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  24. Post #344
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    That's just my 2 cents.
    good thing we're not poor

    also I haven't been drunk, I've just been acting silly to relieve stress.
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  25. Post #345
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    beatzdawg's Avatar
    July 2005
    2,285 Posts
    new rules: moderators must not get drunk ever
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  26. Post #346
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    Here's what I got out of all this, and will make it short and sweet so everyone will understand.

    Perfumely and beatzdawg both have the popular vote, and from what I have seen they:
    - Have been drunk
    - shit posted
    - argued with an existing moderator
    - argued with other people
    Then hezzy:
    - trolling
    - insulting members
    - trying to change people's opinions on who to vote for in the poll

    This is a shit fest. To be honest, facepunch users do not have the capacity to make the right choice in moderators, as this is much like a schoolyard, the popular kids get the votes, but it may not always be the one best suited for the job.

    Also the above things are just from viewing this thread, all three of you are acting pretty fucking immature if you ask me, but it could be merely the circumstances of the thread and the excitement getting to your head, I have no idea, but if you get this rowdy so easily, I would be scared to see either one of yall with mod powers.

    What I suggest is to get the mods and admins together for a meeting and see who the top 4 nominees are, and look over their posting history, their alt accounts, ect, and see which one is best suited for the job, and let the mods vote for the best nominee. That way, the people do get a say in whose picked, but in the end the mods decide who actaully gets in.

    Now even if you do not listen to me, I want yall to look hard at yourself, and be brutal about it, and see how you would truly react in a situation, because you can't get drunk as a mod and pop up on here and do some funny bans, people are going to get pissed, and if someone goes against your opinion, and are somewhat rude, will you have the patience to not ban them?

    That's just my 2 cents.
    Have been drunk? The nerve of some people....
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  27. Post #347
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    hahaha nerdboy

    oh wait shit you're gonna get banned too by hezzy
    No, I'm not ban on sight.
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  28. Post #348
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    No, I'm not ban on sight.
    Lucky

    Edited:

    See, look at that. Another IP ban.

    Hezzy get over it
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  29. Post #349
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    Dantai's Avatar
    December 2005
    2,840 Posts
    your cousin would be duke nukem with a wider chin and the haircut.
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  30. Post #350
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    12,108 Posts
    Oh god what
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  31. Post #351
    Gold Member
    onox37's Avatar
    February 2006
    3,683 Posts
    Here's what I got out of all this, and will make it short and sweet so everyone will understand.

    Perfumely and beatzdawg both have the popular vote, and from what I have seen they:
    - Have been drunk
    - shit posted
    - argued with an existing moderator
    - argued with other people
    Then hezzy:
    - trolling
    - insulting members
    - trying to change people's opinions on who to vote for in the poll

    This is a shit fest. To be honest, facepunch users do not have the capacity to make the right choice in moderators, as this is much like a schoolyard, the popular kids get the votes, but it may not always be the one best suited for the job.

    Also the above things are just from viewing this thread, all three of you are acting pretty fucking immature if you ask me, but it could be merely the circumstances of the thread and the excitement getting to your head, I have no idea, but if you get this rowdy so easily, I would be scared to see either one of yall with mod powers.

    What I suggest is to get the mods and admins together for a meeting and see who the top 4 nominees are, and look over their posting history, their alt accounts, ect, and see which one is best suited for the job, and let the mods vote for the best nominee. That way, the people do get a say in whose picked, but in the end the mods decide who actaully gets in.

    Now even if you do not listen to me, I want yall to look hard at yourself, and be brutal about it, and see how you would truly react in a situation, because you can't get drunk as a mod and pop up on here and do some funny bans, people are going to get pissed, and if someone goes against your opinion, and are somewhat rude, will you have the patience to not ban them?

    That's just my 2 cents.
    One of the more honest posts.
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  32. Post #352
    FlibbleDibble's Avatar
    July 2009
    488 Posts
    One of the more honest posts.
    It's funny cause it's also one of the most dumb, we've seen what happens when mods are chosen by mods. Spork.
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  33. Post #353
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    I don't see why there's even an election. No matter what the voting decides, Hezzy will ultimately pick who he wants to be mod. That's not such a bad thing by itself, but if that's what he's going to do he shouldn't waste everyone's time with a fake vote. If I kept posting well, not shit posting, etc. and I was nominated for mod of some place, no matter how qualified I am or how many votes I get, Hezzy won't allow it because he has some sort of internet justice grudge against me.
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  34. Post #354
    Have been drunk? The nerve of some people....
    Seeing he was drunk in one of these moderation election threads, which would mean he has been drunk in the last 2 days or so, I would think he would do it again, correct me if I am wrong.
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  35. Post #355
    lowtaxs's Avatar
    June 2009
    41 Posts
    Seeing he was drunk in one of these moderation election threads, which would mean he has been drunk in the last 2 days or so, I would think he would do it again, correct me if I am wrong.
    I was drunk during the time of this thread. Deal w/ it
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  36. Post #356
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    July 2005
    2,285 Posts
    Seeing he was drunk in one of these moderation election threads, which would mean he has been drunk in the last 2 days or so, I would think he would do it again, correct me if I am wrong.
    nah mate, i'm skint now
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  37. Post #357
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    Drunk mods work faster.
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  38. Post #358
    It's funny cause it's also one of the most dumb, we've seen what happens when mods are chosen by mods. Spork.
    Heh, irony here, don't see it? Let me point it out to you, and I will be sure to talk slow.

    Re-read my post. I said the mods look at the nominees and their history and ultimately they vote on it.

    N-O-M-I-N-E-E-S.

    Meaning that we (you know, us, not the mods) nominate who we think would be a good choice, and the top 4 nominees would be reviewed on their history, and judging by the history of these 4 users the mods will vote for one of these members for the position.

    Again, my 2 cents, repeated.
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  39. Post #359
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    Heh, irony here, don't see it? Let me point it out to you, and I will be sure to talk slow.

    Re-read my post. I said the mods look at the nominees and their history and ultimately they vote on it.

    N-O-M-I-N-E-E-S.

    Meaning that we (you know, us, not the mods) nominate who we think would be a good choice, and the top 4 nominees would be reviewed on their history, and judging by the history of these 4 users the mods will vote for one of these members for the position.

    Again, my 2 cents, repeated.
    Some of the nominees that move up to the election aren't actually nominated the most or one of the most times (see General Discussion Section Mod.)
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  40. Post #360
    FlibbleDibble's Avatar
    July 2009
    488 Posts
    Heh, irony here, don't see it? Let me point it out to you, and I will be sure to talk slow.

    Re-read my post. I said the mods look at the nominees and their history and ultimately they vote on it.

    N-O-M-I-N-E-E-S.

    Meaning that we (you know, us, not the mods) nominate who we think would be a good choice, and the top 4 nominees would be reviewed on their history, and judging by the history of these 4 users the mods will vote for one of these members for the position.

    Again, my 2 cents, repeated.
    And your original post says that we cannot choose good mods ourselves, that'd mean all the nominees are not good candidates as we have chosen them.
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