Just pollution of some sort i'd say.
-snip- I thought the blob was in the air.
Shoggoth. Definetily a Shoggoth.
This is spooky.
Why, it's the essence of Yog'Sothoth, of course.
Palin's saggy tits
Oh those silly blobs. Always floating around confusing our science.
Don't worry, it's just Gabe going for his walks again.
It's Michael Jackson.
I smell zombie apocalypse.
It's Michael Moore on a boating trip.
it's god's semen
Maybe it's the source of this:
Maybe it decided to go around Alaska for a bit, and now it's dead from the cold. Or, it could just be TONS and TONS of dead sea creatures that have finally floated to the surface after being stuck to something in the murky depths for so many years.
I'm hoping it's something sinister.
Or grey goo nanobots.
Or Cthulu waking up, even tho he's way more south.
Maybe it's a gooey parasite that will cause zombi-facation. Like Phantom sorta suggested, minus the detail part.
Sounds a lot like Life of Pi.
- Snip -
Is it orange and Tang-like in consistency?
Because if so... our only hope is to reverse-engineer it into giant robots and make fucked-up teenagers pilot them.
I hope it's not pink.
Some kind of algae?
Could be the remains of a whale. They turn into goey blobs all the time.
It's the spirit of the forest searching for it's head.
Anyone get the reference?
Chuck Norris took a shit.
It's probably a sea monster.
Beware of The Blob, it creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides....
New type of life?
Maybe it be's Kraken Phlegm?