[PrismatexV3]

:siren:OK, maybe he isn't.:siren:
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/18...-granddaughter

Original content:
Yeah, you read that right.
http://www.examiner.com/x-5186-Celeb...-granddaughter

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. The 72 year old Morgan Freeman is set to wed his step granddaughter. The affair with 27 year old E'Dena Hines was what caused his 25 year old marriage to break up. Considering E'Dena was two years old when he married Myrna Freeman, that causes quite the concern. E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife.

What. The. Fuck.

[protoAuthor]

MORGAN NO!


Srsly.

[enjoi10]

He could narrate the wedding.

[chronochicke]

This is wrong

But I'm sure that if he explains it, his smooth voice will make it alright

[protoAuthor]

enjoi10 posted:

He could narrate the wedding.

Narrate the honeymoon.
"And then I totally gave it to her, seven times in a row".

[EvilMattress]

Why Morgan, why would you do such a thing.

:raise:

[CrazyV2]

Don't worry, he's been shooting blanks for years now.

[peabrain101]

And I still have respect for this man.

[lmaoboat]

Why?

[CrazyV2]

And money is a big deal here.

[Thlis]

:psyboom:

[VassikinX3]

There's no way that's a legit source...

[luishi5000]

I don't know... what would you do if you had his money, voice, and fame? If you could have anything, why would you look for a 60 year old wrinkly chick?

[ASmellyOgre]

I'm pretty sure the Examiner is not a legit news source.

Edit: Yeah, this is alongside UFOs in the headlines.

[Jessesmith11]

i'd love to hear him say "I do."

[FunnyBunny]

Don't do it Morgan, don't ruin your reputation like that.

[Faren]

luishi5000 posted:

I don't know... what would you do if you had his money, voice, and fame? If you could have anything, why would you look for a 60 year old wrinkly chick?

Why would you look for a woman you'd raised as a father since she was two.

This is scarcely better than pure incest. Luckily, without the whole mutated baby thing.

[AteBitLord]

As fucked up as this is, Morgan still feels like my grandpa :3:

[Thlis]

It could be that Micheal Jackson left such a scandal void that now the paparazi are trying to make a new "Jacko".

Please god let that be the case.

[SnakeHead]

That isn't his step-granddaughter anymore, he divorced his wife whom she was the granddaughter of.

[salty peanut]

What.

Seriously, what.

[Faren]

*Ahem*

[Christarp2]

whayut

[rilez]

ASmellyOgre posted:

I'm pretty sure the Examiner is not a legit news source.

Edit: Yeah, this is alongside UFOs in the headlines.

here's a yahoo source

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/m...ughter-486028/

and on the wikipedia

As of early July, Morgan Freeman and his Step-Granddaughter, E'Dena Hines, are said to be marrying after the divorce from his current wife, Myrna Collee-Lee, who he married in 1984. Hines, only twenty seven, is reported to have had a questionable sexual encounter with him only ten years previously.

[McSanchez]

what. what the hell. god dammit. fuck what.

[gnome]

Uh...

Suddenly Morgan Freeman doesn't seem like such a fatherly figure.

[ASmellyOgre]

rilez posted:

here's a yahoo source

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/m...ughter-486028/

and on the wikipedia

:ughh:

Morgan Freeman, what did you get yourself into?

[Figgis Fiddis]

I read this whole thread in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[pokeman]

It's not like they are actually related, there's no blood relation and he divorced her grandmother. So I think the real issue here is the age difference, which is quite large lol.

[rilez]

pokeman posted:

It's not like they are actually related, there's no blood relation and he divorced her grandmother. So I think the real issue here is the age difference, which is quite large lol.

I agree. You can't choose who you fall in love with.

also video related

[thisispain]

the dudes a player

and i don't see how this should affect your view of someone, the best actors are fucked up beyond belief

[lmaoboat]

thisispain posted:

the dudes a player

and i don't see how this should affect your view of someone, the best actors are fucked up beyond belief

No! Patrick Stewart is a classy man who behaves like a gentleman!

[markg06]

At least they're both adults

[Madman_Andre]

:aaa:

What.

[thisispain]

lmaoboat posted:

No! Patrick Stewart is a classy man who behaves like a gentleman!

Patrick Stewart is also know to "rob the cradle".

[Teh Zip File]

He's still awesome to me, although now he's weird to me too.

I also read the entire thread in his awesome voice.

[gnome]

Haha, that's funny. I didn't realize it at first, but her age is his age backwards. Lol.

[Spartan8907]

What the actual fuck, MORGAN NO!

[waxrock]

Like a twinkie.

[evlbzltyr]

I just lost all respect I had for this man in about five seconds.