1. Post #1
    PrismatexV3's Avatar
    December 2008
    465 Posts
    :siren:OK, maybe he isn't.:siren:
    http://www.showbizspy.com/article/18...-granddaughter

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    Yeah, you read that right.
    http://www.examiner.com/x-5186-Celeb...-granddaughter
    Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. The 72 year old Morgan Freeman is set to wed his step granddaughter. The affair with 27 year old E'Dena Hines was what caused his 25 year old marriage to break up. Considering E'Dena was two years old when he married Myrna Freeman, that causes quite the concern. E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife.


    What. The. Fuck.
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  2. Post #2
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    protoAuthor's Avatar
    November 2006
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    MORGAN NO!


    Srsly.
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  3. Post #3
    CRYBABY
    enjoi10's Avatar
    February 2006
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    He could narrate the wedding.
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  4. Post #4
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    chronochicke's Avatar
    December 2006
    290 Posts
    This is wrong

    But I'm sure that if he explains it, his smooth voice will make it alright
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  5. Post #5
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    protoAuthor's Avatar
    November 2006
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    He could narrate the wedding.
    Narrate the honeymoon.
    "And then I totally gave it to her, seven times in a row".
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  6. Post #6
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    Dennab
    March 2008
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    Why Morgan, why would you do such a thing.

    :raise:
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    Don't worry, he's been shooting blanks for years now.
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  8. Post #8
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    December 2005
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    And I still have respect for this man.
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  9. Post #9
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    lmaoboat's Avatar
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    Why?
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  10. Post #10

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    And money is a big deal here.
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  11. Post #11
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    :psyboom:
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  12. Post #12
    VassikinX3's Avatar
    March 2008
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    There's no way that's a legit source...
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  13. Post #13
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    September 2006
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    I don't know... what would you do if you had his money, voice, and fame? If you could have anything, why would you look for a 60 year old wrinkly chick?
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  14. Post #14
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    June 2008
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    I'm pretty sure the Examiner is not a legit news source.

    Edit: Yeah, this is alongside UFOs in the headlines.
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  15. Post #15
    Jessesmith11's Avatar
    September 2007
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    i'd love to hear him say "I do."
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  16. Post #16
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    December 2006
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    Don't do it Morgan, don't ruin your reputation like that.
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  17. Post #17
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    October 2006
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    I don't know... what would you do if you had his money, voice, and fame? If you could have anything, why would you look for a 60 year old wrinkly chick?
    Why would you look for a woman you'd raised as a father since she was two.

    This is scarcely better than pure incest. Luckily, without the whole mutated baby thing.
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  18. Post #18
    AteBitLord's Avatar
    May 2009
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    As fucked up as this is, Morgan still feels like my grandpa :3:
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  19. Post #19
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    January 2007
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    It could be that Micheal Jackson left such a scandal void that now the paparazi are trying to make a new "Jacko".

    Please god let that be the case.
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  20. Post #20
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    March 2005
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    That isn't his step-granddaughter anymore, he divorced his wife whom she was the granddaughter of.
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    salty peanut's Avatar
    June 2006
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    What.

    Seriously, what.
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  22. Post #22
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    Faren's Avatar
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    *Ahem*

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  23. Post #23
    Dennab
    May 2007
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    whayut
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  24. Post #24
    caw caw motherfuckers
    rilez's Avatar
    July 2007
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    I'm pretty sure the Examiner is not a legit news source.

    Edit: Yeah, this is alongside UFOs in the headlines.
    here's a yahoo source

    http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/m...ughter-486028/

    and on the wikipedia

    As of early July, Morgan Freeman and his Step-Granddaughter, E'Dena Hines, are said to be marrying after the divorce from his current wife, Myrna Collee-Lee, who he married in 1984. Hines, only twenty seven, is reported to have had a questionable sexual encounter with him only ten years previously.
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  25. Post #25
    McSanchez's Avatar
    April 2009
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    what. what the hell. god dammit. fuck what.
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  26. Post #26
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    gnome's Avatar
    July 2005
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    Uh...

    Suddenly Morgan Freeman doesn't seem like such a fatherly figure.
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  27. Post #27
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    June 2008
    4,495 Posts
    here's a yahoo source

    http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/m...ughter-486028/

    and on the wikipedia
    :ughh:

    Morgan Freeman, what did you get yourself into?
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  28. Post #28
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    Dennab
    January 2009
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    I read this whole thread in Morgan Freeman's voice.
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  29. Post #29
    pokeman's Avatar
    November 2007
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    It's not like they are actually related, there's no blood relation and he divorced her grandmother. So I think the real issue here is the age difference, which is quite large lol.
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  30. Post #30
    caw caw motherfuckers
    rilez's Avatar
    July 2007
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    It's not like they are actually related, there's no blood relation and he divorced her grandmother. So I think the real issue here is the age difference, which is quite large lol.
    I agree. You can't choose who you fall in love with.

    also video related

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  31. Post #31
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,350 Posts
    the dudes a player

    and i don't see how this should affect your view of someone, the best actors are fucked up beyond belief
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    September 2006
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    the dudes a player

    and i don't see how this should affect your view of someone, the best actors are fucked up beyond belief
    No! Patrick Stewart is a classy man who behaves like a gentleman!
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  33. Post #33
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    September 2006
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    At least they're both adults
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    November 2007
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    :aaa:

    What.
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  35. Post #35
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    No! Patrick Stewart is a classy man who behaves like a gentleman!
    Patrick Stewart is also know to "rob the cradle".
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  36. Post #36
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,444 Posts
    He's still awesome to me, although now he's weird to me too.

    I also read the entire thread in his awesome voice.
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  37. Post #37
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    gnome's Avatar
    July 2005
    2,874 Posts
    Haha, that's funny. I didn't realize it at first, but her age is his age backwards. Lol.
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2007
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    What the actual fuck, MORGAN NO!
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  39. Post #39
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    October 2006
    3,192 Posts
    Like a twinkie.
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  40. Post #40
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
    evlbzltyr's Avatar
    May 2006
    6,324 Posts
    I just lost all respect I had for this man in about five seconds.
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