ok this is written by satanika as told by sgt pringles and also from what i (satanika) observed
ok its 3:10 in the morning and me and and my friend have just experienced the scariest thing either of us have seen!.
we had been looking up out of body experiences last night and decided to try it for ourselves when we went to bed, we just lay in bed holding our arms above our bodies so that as we fell asleep our arms would drop, causing us to regain a certain amount of mental consciousness and triggering the OBE (out of body experience). we lay in bed for a while and eventually (satanikas) arm dropped without an OBE, but he did feel light and distant. i was still barely awake when his arm dropped and as he was just getting to sleep i actually physically fell asleep, this is the part where my arm should have dropped and made me alert, but it stayed up.
the next part confused me because i felt like i was awake, with strange, enhanced senses, like being able to hear very loudly the ceiling fan which is actually very close to silent. i could also see my own arm moving around despite being asleep(i told him after he woke up that his eyes were definately closed). i also saw a vague image of a face blended in with the darkness that scared me alot, i tried to get rid of the image with happy thoughts. after that i felt myself starting to shake a bit, my arm was waving more and i tried to use it to give satanika signals to help. (by this time he was shaking so badly that the entire bed shook, which shook my bed aswell which is beside his. thats what made me look at him and shat my pants)
(the rest is spoken from my, satanikas,, point of view)
he was lying on the bed shaking violently, like i imagine a seizure to look like, with his arm in the air waving around and his fingers were quivering(which i just found out was supposed to get my attention) at first i wasnt sure if he was just winding me up so i hesitated, and saw his whole body just kind of bounce, and he was getting quite pale.
this is no joke i swear the precise moment i opened my mouth to call his name he was an inch or two from my face with the most terrifying look on his face i almost pissed myself. i shit you not people. but he had just woke up and stopped himself from shredding me.as he was telling me how he felt his voice was uncontrollably stuttering like he had been swimming in ice water. scary.
even now over an hour after the experience hes still shaking freezing and pale, which is why i posted for him.
what the fuck happened!?
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