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    April 2008
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    ok this is written by satanika as told by sgt pringles and also from what i (satanika) observed

    ok its 3:10 in the morning and me and and my friend have just experienced the scariest thing either of us have seen!.

    we had been looking up out of body experiences last night and decided to try it for ourselves when we went to bed, we just lay in bed holding our arms above our bodies so that as we fell asleep our arms would drop, causing us to regain a certain amount of mental consciousness and triggering the OBE (out of body experience). we lay in bed for a while and eventually (satanikas) arm dropped without an OBE, but he did feel light and distant. i was still barely awake when his arm dropped and as he was just getting to sleep i actually physically fell asleep, this is the part where my arm should have dropped and made me alert, but it stayed up.

    the next part confused me because i felt like i was awake, with strange, enhanced senses, like being able to hear very loudly the ceiling fan which is actually very close to silent. i could also see my own arm moving around despite being asleep(i told him after he woke up that his eyes were definately closed). i also saw a vague image of a face blended in with the darkness that scared me alot, i tried to get rid of the image with happy thoughts. after that i felt myself starting to shake a bit, my arm was waving more and i tried to use it to give satanika signals to help. (by this time he was shaking so badly that the entire bed shook, which shook my bed aswell which is beside his. thats what made me look at him and shat my pants)
    (the rest is spoken from my, satanikas,, point of view)

    he was lying on the bed shaking violently, like i imagine a seizure to look like, with his arm in the air waving around and his fingers were quivering(which i just found out was supposed to get my attention) at first i wasnt sure if he was just winding me up so i hesitated, and saw his whole body just kind of bounce, and he was getting quite pale.

    this is no joke i swear the precise moment i opened my mouth to call his name he was an inch or two from my face with the most terrifying look on his face i almost pissed myself. i shit you not people. but he had just woke up and stopped himself from shredding me.as he was telling me how he felt his voice was uncontrollably stuttering like he had been swimming in ice water. scary.

    even now over an hour after the experience hes still shaking freezing and pale, which is why i posted for him.

    what the fuck happened!?

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  2. Post #2
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    Pringles you're not fooling anybody.
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  3. Post #3
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    Watching porn while knowing my mother was home.
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    July 2007
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    Up until the hour of shaking bit I would have guessed that it was sleep paralysis. That is where you are awake but your brain thinks you aren't. Your limbs are paralyzed and you can still dream. That would be my best guess anyway. I have very limited experience with these types of things though.
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    September 2008
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    Ok, I'll try it tonight.
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  6. Post #6
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    Pussy
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    Watching porn while knowing my mother was home.
    I do that all the time
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    Ok, I'll try it tonight.
    good luck hopefully it will be better for you as i do not ever want to experience this again
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    Watching porn while knowing my mother was home.
    Finding out that my mother was home in the middle of watching porn.
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    September 2008
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    So I just have to put my arms up all night?
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    So I just have to put my arms up all night?
    one arm above your head while your lying in bed, as you fall asleep the arm drops and jolts a part of your mind awake so that you can have an OBE
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    I pooped my pants once
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    I pooped my pants once
    I bet you were so scared that you pissed yourself.
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    What did I just read?
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    this is no joke i swear the precise moment i opened my mouth to call his name he was an inch or two from my face with the most terrifying look on his face i almost pissed myself. i shit you not people. but he had just woke up and stopped himself from shredding me.as he was telling me how he felt his voice was uncontrollably stuttering like he had been swimming in ice water. scary.

    even now over an hour after the experience hes still shaking freezing and pale, which is why i posted for him.

    what the fuck happened!?
    This is what happens when you fuck with the body's natural processes. Don't worry, it wasn't anything supernatural. It's from DMT production in your brain, DMT is a powerful psychedellic/hallucinogen that powers your dreams among other things.

    What happens is with normal sleep your body goes into a deep REM sleep and then DMT production starts, however what you dumbasses have done is pretty much like an exploit. Your body has managed to reach deep sleep, but as your arms drop, causing a jolt to the nervous system, you've half woken up while your brain is still producing heavy amounts of DMT.

    Just like most other psychoactive drugs, such as LSD, DMT can give you "bad" trips (or as we call them, nightmares).
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    In Layman's terms, part of your brain was asleep, and you basically got high on DMT (thing that powers dreams).

    You fucked up, in other words.

    What I don't ever want to experience is when the part of your brain that controls seeing and hearing wakes up, but nothing else. (Never happened to me, but my dad experienced it.)

    Edited:

    Fucking ninja.
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    sibelius's Avatar
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    and WHY did you do this?
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    So is this safe or what!?
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    So is this safe or what!?
    Oh yeah completely, as long as you don't suffer a psychological breakdown from fucking with a potent drug like DMT, you'll be fine. That won't happen though, as long as you keep in mind the experiences aren't real.
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    Alcyonues's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Can you explain the details of an OBE?
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  21. Post #21
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    Finding out that my mother was home in the middle of watching porn.
    Being home and finding out that my mother was watching a porno
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    Try it in each others arms. ;)
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    March 2009
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    Being home and finding out that my mother was watching a porno
    being home and watching a porno and finding out that my mother was in the porno and she was also standing right behind me
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    I must try this.
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    sibelius's Avatar
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    Try it in each others arms. ;)
    would never expect someone with a rorschach avatar to be saying that.
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  26. Post #26
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    being home and watching a porno and finding out that my mother was in the porno and she was also standing right behind me
    I read a story similar to that, a true one.

    This guy was fapping to this couples porno and one scene came on and right before he came he realized he was fapping to his mom and dad doin' it on the couch he was fapping on.
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  27. Post #27
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    sensationalist 13 year olds and their wannabe lucid experiences
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  28. Post #28
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    September 2006
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    This is the story of a day where there was all this blood. A man was walking around and blood started coming out of him everywhere. There was so much blood that it filled up an elevator. He went to the store and there was just blood all over the place! People were slipping in it and they were all grossed out. He tried to go swimming and all of the sharks went nuts and bittened everybody. He got chased by all the vampires ever. One time the blood got a kid and a dog. At the end of the day, everyone decided they would send him to space so that he would stop getting blood everywhere. The scariest part is that the man was YOU!!! (Or he was a lady if you are a lady) and you forgot that this happened.
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    being home and watching a porno and finding out that my mother was in the porno and she was also standing right behind me
    Being home and watching a porno while fapping next to you're friend till you find out that my mother and father was in the porno and you find out that your friend is your dad and your mother is also watching
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    John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
    John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
    Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
    "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
    So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
    "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
    "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
    "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
    The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
    And then John was a zombie.
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  31. Post #31
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    Congrats, you literally had a seizure. Now get yourself to the hospital.
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    ReznorT's Avatar
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    I think i had an experiance like this once it was like being paralysed, my mind was awake but i couldnt move or anything, and there was very little light which i could see, i eventually stopped trying to wake up and drifted back into sleep, waking up minute later

    Edited:

    Isn't it called Sleep Paraylisis or something?
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    Pretty interesting, Sgt Pringles.

    I've had OBEs before, but for the sake of time, I'll post about them later.
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  34. Post #34
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    I think i had an experiance like this once it was like being paralysed, my mind was awake but i couldnt move or anything, and there was very little light which i could see, i eventually stopped trying to wake up and drifted back into sleep, waking up minute later

    Edited:

    Isn't it called Sleep Paraylisis or something?
    Yeah, it's sleep paralysis
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  35. Post #35
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    Wow thats the scariest experience ever.
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  36. Post #36
    Khmer-rouge's Avatar
    June 2006
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    seeing my best friend buried in a fucking coffin today.
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    That's deep bro.
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    sibelius's Avatar
    June 2009
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    seeing my best friend buried in a fucking coffin today.
    really makes you value life alot more, doesn't it?
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    That's what happens when you don't have blood flow in your arms.
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  40. Post #40

    September 2008
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    Sleep Paralysis. The most god awful thing I have ever experienced.

    I was dreaming and it was really amazing. I was experiencing a lucid dream, the whole thing superpowers, the ability to do whatever I wanted. Suddenly I tried exploding a wall and I felt like I was being electrocuted. The pain was extraordianry. It woke me up and I tried screaming but I couldn't move. It really really sucked bad.
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