1. Post #1
    Utah's Avatar
    May 2009
    95 Posts
    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778083

    Remember pokemon?


    If you didn't watch it on TV every saturday, you had no childhood.

    Ever stop to think what it would actually be like to be one of those pokemon?

    Read this and you'll never watch Pokemon the same way again.
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  2. Post #2
    DizzyP's Avatar
    July 2005
    39 Posts
    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778083

    Remember pokemon?


    If you didn't watch it on TV every saturday, you had no childhood.

    Ever stop to think what it would actually be like to be one of those pokemon?

    Read this and you'll never watch Pokemon the same way again.

    In that case I won't read it. I don't want my perfect memories of Pokemon destroyed in an instant.

    Good day sir.

  3. Post #3
    Skyraider's Avatar
    June 2009
    46 Posts
    I've always wondered what it looked like inside a Pokebal.

  4. Post #4
    Utah's Avatar
    May 2009
    95 Posts
    Have you seen that one video where Ash puts pikachu back into a pokeball, and it shows to pikachu bitches rubbing him up n everything while rave music plays? If I had to be a pokemon and could choose my pokeball, thats what I'd have mine like ;D

  5. Post #5
    GeneralKidd's Avatar
    May 2009
    148 Posts
    i gave u a clock

  6. Post #6
    Utah's Avatar
    May 2009
    95 Posts
    i gave u a clock
    I gave it back to you.

  7. Post #7
    Lovstospuge's Avatar
    December 2008
    124 Posts
    K read it, nothing really changes...

  8. Post #8
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    Faren's Avatar
    October 2006
    5,555 Posts
    How dramatic.

  9. Post #9
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    mugofdoom's Avatar
    September 2005
    5,183 Posts
    Eh, no, really I'm good.

    Have a gaybow for effort though.

  10. Post #10
    Caeky's Avatar
    December 2007
    338 Posts
    rated box so you have something to put your things in when I fire you

  11. Post #11
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    Hamushka11's Avatar
    May 2007
    2,092 Posts
    In that case I won't read it. I don't want my perfect memories of Pokemon destroyed in an instant.

    Good day sir.
    http://gallys.hentaiheroes.netpass.tv/pokemon-hentai/images-pokemon-hentai/pokemon-hentai-13.jpg

  12. Post #12
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    lmaoboat's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,041 Posts
    http://gallys.hentaiheroes.netpass.tv/pokemon-hentai/images-pokemon-hentai/pokemon-hentai-13.jpg
    Wheezing is

  13. Post #13
    Gold Member
    Javascript's Avatar
    August 2006
    8,214 Posts
    FUCK NO WHY DID I CLICK THIS SOMEONE FUCKING GET THIS OUT OF MY EYES JESUS CHRIST

    caps

  14. Post #14
    Dennab
    February 2006
    4,717 Posts
    [g]http://gallys.hentaiheroes.netpass.tv/pokemon-hentai/images-pokemon-hentai/pokemon-hentai-13.jpg[/g]
    Holy fuck that hots. who drew that and where can I find more of his art?

  15. Post #15
    Mudpuppy's Avatar
    May 2009
    72 Posts
    I just read it and I must say, it is quite depressing. I kind of don't want to play the games anymore.

  16. Post #16

    October 2007
    32 Posts
    It's easy to write something stupid like this. It's just an over-dramatic story that anyone could have done.

  17. Post #17
    SumNormalguy's Avatar
    January 2009
    227 Posts
    Holy shit that story is both dramatic and sad at the same time.

  18. Post #18
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    If you didn't watch it on TV every saturday, you had no childhood.
    Or were too busy having sex with women at the time to care.

  19. Post #19
    JacobG's Avatar
    July 2009
    585 Posts
    Not everyone has sex when they are 7

  20. Post #20
    sirpopsalot_'s Avatar
    April 2007
    997 Posts
    Or were too busy having sex with women at the time to care.
    You had sex in your childhood?

    Nice!

  21. Post #21
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    Parakon's Avatar
    November 2008
    8,520 Posts
    You had sex in your childhood?

    Nice!
    Didn't you read his thread? He was too busy being beaten by his drunk father.

  22. Post #22
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    You had sex in your childhood?

    Nice!
    I was implying that not all of us are 13.

  23. Post #23
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    johnlukeg's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,283 Posts
    Not everyone has sex when they are 7
    Not everyone was 7 when Pokemon was on TV.

  24. Post #24
    ashxu's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,813 Posts
    Whoever wrote this obviously hasn't watched Pokemon.

    Pokemon can choose to go into a Pokeball or not. Hence why Pikachu isn't in a Pokeball. It was mentioned in the early episodes of the first season of Pokemon.

  25. Post #25
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    billeh!'s Avatar
    March 2007
    2,242 Posts
    Whoever wrote this obviously hasn't watched Pokemon.

    Pokemon can choose to go into a Pokeball or not. Hence why Pikachu isn't in a Pokeball. It was mentioned in the early episodes of the first season of Pokemon.
    Oh, we'll have to be sure to tell the guy that wrote that right away. He'll realize is erroneous ways, and remove that article as to stop any further misinformation.

    Nothing is ever funny when it's wrong to such a degree, especially when it tarnishes the image of a fictional character.

  26. Post #26
    reviewmad's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,920 Posts
    giev me ur pokemanz

    Edited:

    i trade joo a bulbouswhore

  27. Post #27
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    billeh!'s Avatar
    March 2007
    2,242 Posts
    giev me ur pokemanz

    Edited:

    i trade joo a bulbouswhore
    if you teach me to harden i will

  28. Post #28
    Thornauk's Avatar
    July 2009
    24 Posts
    ^^ u guys try too hard

  29. Post #29
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    Whoever wrote this obviously hasn't watched Pokemon.

    Pokemon can choose to go into a Pokeball or not. Hence why Pikachu isn't in a Pokeball. It was mentioned in the early episodes of the first season of Pokemon.
    That's just what the fascist propagators of the slave trade what you to believe.

    ViVe La ReVoLuCiOn

  30. Post #30
    Sasoreh's Avatar
    November 2008
    520 Posts
    I'm going to read those when I have some time, they look funny.

  31. Post #31
    Hellduck07's Avatar
    November 2008
    612 Posts
    http://gallys.hentaiheroes.netpass.tv/pokemon-hentai/images-pokemon-hentai/pokemon-hentai-13.jpg
    My childhood has been raped... and I like it! :q:

  32. Post #32
    ThisGuy0's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,119 Posts
    http://gallys.hentaiheroes.netpass.tv/pokemon-hentai/images-pokemon-hentai/pokemon-hentai-13.jpg
    Must...resist...temptation...to...click...link...O H GOD I CLICKED IT, what was left of my childish innocence has just been raped to death.

  33. Post #33
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    Athena's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,497 Posts
    I thought pokemon could only communicate their names for some stupid and arbitrary reason.

  34. Post #34

    October 2008
    49 Posts
    gaybow.

  35. Post #35
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    jonashappy's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,090 Posts
    Im guessing the pokeball is somewhat of a holodeck for them or something and they shrink down and its their rec area and shit

  36. Post #36
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    nunu's Avatar
    August 2007
    2,523 Posts
    twat posted:
    If you didn't watch it on TV every saturday, you had no childhood.
    I spent my time outside playing army not watching some faggy show about ten year olds running around with adults.

    Opps, I must have had no childhood.

  37. Post #37
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    Spacewolf's Avatar
    January 2006
    7,878 Posts
    I spent my time outside playing army not watching some faggy show about ten year olds running around with adults.

    Opps, I must have had no childhood.
    There there...

  38. Post #38
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    1,450 Posts
    "I can also hear squirtle pleasuring himself in the adjacent pokéball. It is foul."

  39. Post #39
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    ManningQB18's Avatar
    April 2009
    9,855 Posts
    No, I remember an episode where they were all communicating together, and I couldn't read yet, so my mom translated for me. They were like 'pika pika' --- "What are we going to do". Lots of the facts are inaccurate in this. I was deeply obsessed when I was 7.

  40. Post #40
    xFluXx's Avatar
    June 2008
    111 Posts
    This is a quality thread, sir.

    :awesome: