1. Post #1
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    Just a cool turret I made. Note:

    - This not a fully automatic turret.
    - This has some coolness to it, it's got a targeting system.


  2. Post #2

    June 2009
    63 Posts
    Just a cool turret I made. Note:

    - This not a fully automatic turret.
    - This has some coolness to it, it's got a targeting system.


    1. i think it looks... tacky and like it took all of 5mins to build

    2. the features are also spoilt by when the fact you auto aim it spangles out

    also it seems that big barrel is for nothing as u just stuck a turret on the end you could have put it like inside so its invisible

  3. Post #3
    Gold Member
    Satyria's Avatar
    February 2007
    1,733 Posts
    Okay, a decent concept. Now improve it.

  4. Post #4

    July 2008
    850 Posts
    Its bad.

  5. Post #5
    Hunta's Avatar
    March 2007
    907 Posts
    No

  6. Post #6
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    Looks aren't everything you dicks. I suck at the visual aspect. I made the structure barebones because:

    1) If I tried to make it look cool, chances are it will only spaz
    2) I'm probably getting help on the Wiremod forums as to fixing the jerkyspazzy part of the autoaim.
    3) If it functions decently, it deserves some form of praise. This functions decently (apart from the previously mentioned spazzing)
    4) I like simplicity.

  7. Post #7
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    devonjones's Avatar
    December 2007
    590 Posts
    That's pretty horrible.

    Looks aren't everything you dicks. I suck at the visual aspect. I made the structure barebones because:

    1) If I tried to make it look cool, chances are it will only spaz
    2) I'm probably getting help on the Wiremod forums as to fixing the jerkyspazzy part of the autoaim.
    3) If it functions decently, it deserves some form of praise. This functions decently (apart from the previously mentioned spazzing)
    4) I like simplicity.
    1) Parent it.
    2) Applyforce?
    3) ????
    4) Profit!

  8. Post #8
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    1) Parent it.
    2) Applyforce?
    3) ????
    4) Profit!
    1) Don't want to find a parenting tool.
    2) Bingo.
    3) ????
    4) TOTALLY!!!1

  9. Post #9
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    devonjones's Avatar
    December 2007
    590 Posts
    1) Don't want to find a parenting tool.
    Easy Perc...

  10. Post #10
    Hunta's Avatar
    March 2007
    907 Posts
    Looks aren't everything you dicks. I suck at the visual aspect. I made the structure barebones because:

    1) If I tried to make it look cool, chances are it will only spaz
    2) I'm probably getting help on the Wiremod forums as to fixing the jerkyspazzy part of the autoaim.
    3) If it functions decently, it deserves some form of praise. This functions decently (apart from the previously mentioned spazzing)
    4) I like simplicity.
    Look lava, the thing is a lot of ppl have better turrets on vehicles that look awesome and are actually the contraption they are posting.

  11. Post #11
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    April 2006
    1,208 Posts
    lag

  12. Post #12
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,953 Posts
    It's not cool.

  13. Post #13
    Gold Member
    Cantido's Avatar
    February 2006
    518 Posts
    I'm disappointed that it can't aim up and down. What's the who point of a turret if it cannot fully track a target?

    fail gun= fail.

  14. Post #14
    snapleaple's Avatar
    May 2005
    90 Posts
    3) If it functions decently, it deserves some form of praise.
    Proof that you only posted this "turret" for praise, not constructive criticism. Just look up the fucking Multiparent tool. It takes like 1 minute and saved a fuckton of lag. The turret itself is low-grade basic wire. I am not good at wire at all and I could reproduce it. To be honest, you need to work harder on your things, and come here for constructive criticism, not fucking praise. If you come here for praise, you better Step up your game.

  15. Post #15
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,953 Posts
    autoturrets are for nubs anyways

  16. Post #16
    Gold Member
    aznz888's Avatar
    September 2005
    3,881 Posts
    do not want, bad product

  17. Post #17
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    MacHaddock's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,913 Posts
    Lag.

    Also, make this instead.




  18. Post #18
    Tampio's Avatar
    May 2007
    722 Posts
    Nice Haddock! Nice.

  19. Post #19
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,953 Posts
    This thread deserves a hijack.

  20. Post #20

    July 2008
    850 Posts
    Cool hijack Mac.

  21. Post #21
    ninjia's Avatar
    June 2008
    133 Posts
    Cool jack mac.

  22. Post #22
    Simmie-Sam's Avatar
    May 2009
    17 Posts
    Yeah fucking machaddock thread jacked the shit outa this shit and he was like-
    wait.
    I felt it was necessary to jack this and... ya know, if you can't jack then you ain't mac.

  23. Post #23

    March 2009
    381 Posts
    mac jack hackisack?

    bitch and dis ballsack, now this thang make a daddy

  24. Post #24
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    Mods, this thread testifies to the lack of intelligence Facepunch has.

    All they give a shit about is "is it pretty? can it move?"

    And all the lag complaints:

    10 FPS on my machine. DirectX 8.1 medium low. Nothing to do with the turret.

    Delete this thread, because I can't. And if you can't delete it either, then at least lock it. If you won't even do that, then if I post in this thread after this post, it's a ban-me.

  25. Post #25
    BJK
    BJK's Avatar
    December 2008
    1,758 Posts
    ^Face it, we can make better-looking, more efficient turrets and this thread is an embarrassment. To you.

    Awesome turret mac!

  26. Post #26
    snapleaple's Avatar
    May 2005
    90 Posts
    All they give a shit about is "is it pretty? can it move?"
    Yes. We do care that it is pretty and works well. Because Gmod is a building game, and those are the 2 things that something you build can be. It can be pretty, or it can work well, or both. And since this is neither, I declare it to not be a contraption...

  27. Post #27
    Hunta's Avatar
    March 2007
    907 Posts
    Mods, this thread testifies to the lack of intelligence Facepunch has.

    All they give a shit about is "is it pretty? can it move?"

    And all the lag complaints:

    10 FPS on my machine. DirectX 8.1 medium low. Nothing to do with the turret.

    Delete this thread, because I can't. And if you can't delete it either, then at least lock it. If you won't even do that, then if I post in this thread after this post, it's a ban-me.
    We both respect function and asthetics, yours has neither.

  28. Post #28

    March 2009
    381 Posts
    sack back lickitack

  29. Post #29
    Maximash's Avatar
    April 2008
    419 Posts
    For your benefit lava, this thread should be closed.
    If you ever make something good and post it here, this thread will haunt you.
    I will link if no one else does :P.

  30. Post #30
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    For your benefit lava, this thread should be closed.
    If you ever make something good and post it here, this thread will haunt you.
    I will link if no one else does :P.
    And I will report trolling on all posts you make in my threads if you do such.

    The challenge is taken.

  31. Post #31
    Maximash's Avatar
    April 2008
    419 Posts
    :O, I was only kidding, i'm not really a complete cock.
    *Waits for incoming Troll*

    All i'm saying is that this turret is pretty fail :/.
    Look up some tutorials on multi parent and add some cosmetix :).

  32. Post #32
    Gold Member
    Sestze's Avatar
    March 2005
    1,062 Posts
    For your benefit lava, this thread should be closed.
    If you ever make something good and post it here, this thread will haunt you.
    I will link if no one else does :P.
    Totally doin' dis.

  33. Post #33
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,953 Posts
    if I post in this thread after this post, it's a ban-me.
    lolwut

  34. Post #34

    July 2008
    850 Posts
    Don't worry guys, I bookmarked this page so we can use it in his other future threads.

  35. Post #35

    August 2008
    91 Posts
    I'm pretty sure all you guys started smaller and crapper than your current stuff, althouh this isn't brilliant.

  36. Post #36
    Gold Member
    SteelReal's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,433 Posts
    Yes, but they didn't post it on facepunch now did they?

  37. Post #37

    March 2009
    381 Posts
    nick nack pattywack

    give a dog a bone om nom?

  38. Post #38
    Maximash's Avatar
    April 2008
    419 Posts
    nick nack pattywack

    give a dog a bone om nom?
    Shut the fuck up right now?
    We don't need to link a ridiculous thread that haunts you, because you've posted something retarded in all of the threads since your join date.
    Gtfo.[/troll]

    More lol threads please.

  39. Post #39
    Daveh's Avatar
    June 2008
    350 Posts
    Shut the fuck up right now?
    We don't need to link a ridiculous thread that haunts you, because you've posted something retarded in all of the threads since your join date.
    Gtfo.[/troll]

    More lol threads please.
    Agreed!

  40. Post #40
    Tibbles!'s Avatar
    April 2009
    379 Posts


    Rawr