[Penguin-Man]

So, today I got a box on my front porch. I ripped it open without even looking at the tag, and in it was 4 bags, each filled with a Snuggie. Now if you haven't seen those commercial, Snuggies are basically blankets with sleeves, that keep you warm and what not.

(I always thought that the people in the commercial looked like a bunch of cultists...)

I never ordered anything, and as far as I'm aware neither has anyone else in my household. I looked at the tag thingy and saw that it wasn't meant for me. (Stupid ass delivery man.) Now I still have it, what should I do with it? Return to it's rightful owner (Who lives on the same street.) Keep it for myself. Or something else?

[ZimFreak]

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[minge-killer]

yo, send me one, theyre so cool

[Crazy | Baz]

Send them two. And keep two, they look awesome.

[Ishmael12]

Maybe they were ordered 11 years ago by the previous owners

[Scherf!]

It's called stealing. Give them to their rightful owner immediatly and hope that he/she doesn't sue you.

[Jojje]

Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise

[Penguin-Man]

Jojje posted:

Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise

It is kinda cold.

[Scherf!]

Let me elaborate here: you opened a package that wasn't adressed for you, which is against the law (at least where I live) and you plan on keeping the contents, which is stealing (where I live).

[Hatsen]

Not returning them would be stealing, and stealing is uncool and low lifed.

[Llivavin]

Penguin-Man posted:

It is kinda cold.

Give them to the person, and tell em to never get from UPS again.

[Bapetacular]

Keep it. I`ve had a few things delivered by mistake that I didnt order and I kept them all.

[bu5hman]

They're not yours, give them to the person who wants them.

[Jmax]

Sell em on eBay. (make sure to ejaculate in 'em first)

[ventilated]

They're just backwards robes.

[Callius]

So these are basically fat people ponchos?

[DeepDish]

hahaha they look like fucking monks

[MortalKombat]

Goddamn I'd love to put one of these on and tell people I'm a cultist.

[JohnnyMo1]

Holy shit. Use the red one and pretend you're a Satan worshipper.

[ken18]

Sell it on ebay. It sells for $20 on average. That's $80 you get for free!

[Kondor]

The only place you wouldn't look like a douche wearing one of those is Hogwarts

[Cholera]

Keep them, tell no one. If someone asks where you got them, kill them.

[doomshot]

Look's like some weird cult robe.

[Chubb]

Possesion is 9/10 of the law right? No one can prove anything if you burn the box :)

[KrAzY_nikomo]

Wear, masturbate, cum, package, give to owner.

[Doctor Mamba]

Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.

Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.

[Kondor]

Doctor Mamba posted:

Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.

Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.

Only a crime if you know it's another person's mail

[UncleJimmema]

Give me one just for shits and giggles, it'll be funny. Hell if you actually do I'll wear the damn thing in public and video tape it

[Kabath]

It's a sign. Start a cult.

[Cheezy]

Send them to their rightful owners, it's not fair/legal/nice to keep them.

[Hivemind]

Well, keeping them would be stealing, so unless you think that's ok, then give them to the people who paid for them.

[Xyzzy]

stop right there, criminal scum!

jokes aside, keep it if you don't know who they are, give it back if you are acquaintances.

[ken18]

They're like bath robes but worn backwards

[tacoriffik]

I saw the commercial for this in a restaurant like a month ago. and I said "who the fuck would buy this? It's a basically a blanket with sleeves? This product is fucking stupid" Seriously when I saw the person struggling to put the blanket on I'm just like "get a bigger blanket bitch, wow." And I thought it was just retarded to see them say that you could wear one of those in public. But yeah return them. Try to see if the person who ordered is next door to you or something

[ventilated]

ventilated posted:

They're just backwards robes.

ken18 posted:

They're like bath robes but worn backwards

Thanks for playing, you get no consolation prize.

[Penguin-Man]

Okay, I've decided to return it to the rightful owner. I'm kinda afraid if they'll freak out and sue me.

[Doctor Mamba]

Penguin-Man posted:

Okay, I've decided to return it to the rightful owner. I'm kinda afraid if they'll freak out and sue me.

Doubtful. Just let them know it was a mistake.

[Hatsen]

Also there is one tiny little problem.

If you keep them, and the rightful owner contacts the company who contacts the post office, then everything can end up REALLY bad for you.
(The post office says they have sended the mail, they properly check up on it and shit will happens).

[General Firenide]

Those Are the coolest things ever invented.....

well maybe one of the coolset....

ok compared to all the other inventions ever invented it sucks but still its pretty cool.

Ive got one and i LOOVE it.

[kejting]

But in all seriousness, Return them,,if you keep them its theft and opening somone elses mail. If you dont return them, buy some soap on a rope,dude. In essence: Return them!