1. Post #1
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    June 2008
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    So, today I got a box on my front porch. I ripped it open without even looking at the tag, and in it was 4 bags, each filled with a Snuggie. Now if you haven't seen those commercial, Snuggies are basically blankets with sleeves, that keep you warm and what not.



    (I always thought that the people in the commercial looked like a bunch of cultists...)

    I never ordered anything, and as far as I'm aware neither has anyone else in my household. I looked at the tag thingy and saw that it wasn't meant for me. (Stupid ass delivery man.) Now I still have it, what should I do with it? Return to it's rightful owner (Who lives on the same street.) Keep it for myself. Or something else?
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  2. Post #2
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    April 2007
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    (User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))
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  3. Post #3
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    minge-killer's Avatar
    April 2006
    258 Posts
    yo, send me one, theyre so cool
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  4. Post #4
    Crazy | Baz's Avatar
    August 2006
    40 Posts
    Send them two. And keep two, they look awesome.
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  5. Post #5
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    Ishmael12's Avatar
    July 2008
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    Maybe they were ordered 11 years ago by the previous owners
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  6. Post #6
    Scherf!'s Avatar
    December 2008
    129 Posts
    It's called stealing. Give them to their rightful owner immediatly and hope that he/she doesn't sue you.
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  7. Post #7
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    Jojje's Avatar
    January 2005
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    Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise
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  8. Post #8
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    June 2008
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    Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise
    It is kinda cold.
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  9. Post #9
    Scherf!'s Avatar
    December 2008
    129 Posts
    Let me elaborate here: you opened a package that wasn't adressed for you, which is against the law (at least where I live) and you plan on keeping the contents, which is stealing (where I live).
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  10. Post #10
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    Hatsen's Avatar
    January 2006
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    Not returning them would be stealing, and stealing is uncool and low lifed.
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  11. Post #11
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    Llivavin's Avatar
    May 2007
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    It is kinda cold.
    Give them to the person, and tell em to never get from UPS again.
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  12. Post #12
    Bapetacular's Avatar
    July 2008
    255 Posts
    Keep it. I`ve had a few things delivered by mistake that I didnt order and I kept them all.
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    October 2005
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    They're not yours, give them to the person who wants them.
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    Jmax's Avatar
    February 2008
    382 Posts
    Sell em on eBay. (make sure to ejaculate in 'em first)
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  15. Post #15
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    Dennab
    May 2005
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    They're just backwards robes.
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  16. Post #16
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    Callius's Avatar
    May 2008
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    So these are basically fat people ponchos?
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  17. Post #17
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    September 2007
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    hahaha they look like fucking monks
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  18. Post #18
    MortalKombat's Avatar
    October 2007
    63 Posts
    Goddamn I'd love to put one of these on and tell people I'm a cultist.
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  19. Post #19
    Holy shit. Use the red one and pretend you're a Satan worshipper.
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  20. Post #20
    ken18's Avatar
    April 2008
    390 Posts
    Sell it on ebay. It sells for $20 on average. That's $80 you get for free!
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  21. Post #21
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    March 2006
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    The only place you wouldn't look like a douche wearing one of those is Hogwarts
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  22. Post #22
    Cholera's Avatar
    May 2008
    12 Posts
    Keep them, tell no one. If someone asks where you got them, kill them.
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  23. Post #23
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    July 2007
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    Look's like some weird cult robe.
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  24. Post #24
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    March 2007
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    Possesion is 9/10 of the law right? No one can prove anything if you burn the box :)
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  25. Post #25
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    October 2006
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    Wear, masturbate, cum, package, give to owner.
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  26. Post #26
    Doctor Mamba's Avatar
    May 2008
    91 Posts
    Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.

    Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.
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  27. Post #27
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    March 2006
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    Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.

    Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.
    Only a crime if you know it's another person's mail
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  28. Post #28
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    UncleJimmema's Avatar
    October 2005
    2,979 Posts
    Give me one just for shits and giggles, it'll be funny. Hell if you actually do I'll wear the damn thing in public and video tape it
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  29. Post #29
    Kabath's Avatar
    January 2009
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    It's a sign. Start a cult.
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  30. Post #30
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    October 2005
    1,497 Posts
    Send them to their rightful owners, it's not fair/legal/nice to keep them.
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  31. Post #31
    Hivemind's Avatar
    October 2007
    673 Posts
    Well, keeping them would be stealing, so unless you think that's ok, then give them to the people who paid for them.
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  32. Post #32
    Xyzzy's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,043 Posts
    stop right there, criminal scum!

    jokes aside, keep it if you don't know who they are, give it back if you are acquaintances.
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  33. Post #33
    ken18's Avatar
    April 2008
    390 Posts
    They're like bath robes but worn backwards
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  34. Post #34
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    June 2008
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    I saw the commercial for this in a restaurant like a month ago. and I said "who the fuck would buy this? It's a basically a blanket with sleeves? This product is fucking stupid" Seriously when I saw the person struggling to put the blanket on I'm just like "get a bigger blanket bitch, wow." And I thought it was just retarded to see them say that you could wear one of those in public. But yeah return them. Try to see if the person who ordered is next door to you or something
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  35. Post #35
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    Dennab
    May 2005
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    They're just backwards robes.
    They're like bath robes but worn backwards
    Thanks for playing, you get no consolation prize.
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  36. Post #36
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    June 2008
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    Okay, I've decided to return it to the rightful owner. I'm kinda afraid if they'll freak out and sue me.
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  37. Post #37
    Doctor Mamba's Avatar
    May 2008
    91 Posts
    Okay, I've decided to return it to the rightful owner. I'm kinda afraid if they'll freak out and sue me.
    Doubtful. Just let them know it was a mistake.
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2006
    1,040 Posts
    Also there is one tiny little problem.

    If you keep them, and the rightful owner contacts the company who contacts the post office, then everything can end up REALLY bad for you.
    (The post office says they have sended the mail, they properly check up on it and shit will happens).
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  39. Post #39
    General Firenide's Avatar
    February 2009
    27 Posts
    Those Are the coolest things ever invented.....

    well maybe one of the coolset....

    ok compared to all the other inventions ever invented it sucks but still its pretty cool.

    Ive got one and i LOOVE it.
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  40. Post #40
    kejting's Avatar
    December 2008
    4 Posts


    But in all seriousness, Return them,,if you keep them its theft and opening somone elses mail. If you dont return them, buy some soap on a rope,dude. In essence: Return them!
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