1. Post #2361
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,461 Posts
    Mary Michalak is cool.
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  2. Post #2362
    C4rnage's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,494 Posts
    YES! YES! FINALLY! Now to wait for it, I hope the shipment arrives correctly since this is Brazil and a lot of packages get missing here oh boy. My cousin is going to be so fucking happy too man!
    my gabe autograph got here in about 2 weeks
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  3. Post #2363
    WiP about GW2
    eternalflamez's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,764 Posts
    I wonder if they have joke writers at Valve who come up with all the funny/whitty responses?
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  4. Post #2364
    support my deus ex fanfiction
    Gamerman12's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,219 Posts
    CSS Had no code support :v
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  5. Post #2365
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,762 Posts
    I emailed them months ago asking for a signed snack and they said they'd do it. WHERE ARE YOU SNACK?
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  6. Post #2366
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    What? I imagine there are like 10s of people asking for free shit. Probably mostly candy or posters.
    Personally, if i was in "Fan Relations" I'd only really serve the special cases... Or i'd give them priorities simply because doing Something like getting that Lesbian Alyx/Chell canvas group signed would be a one-off that could seriously boost reputation and fan morale.




    Yeah. I know. Lame attempt at being unfunny. But I got the Autograph AND idle chatter!

    I love you!

    Edited:

    Mary Michalak is cool.
    Very chill. Very cool about chatting it seems. Should i get controversial next? I've got one about what i thought Faggotry was when i was a kid. It's fucking GOLD for a Valvemail.
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  7. Post #2367
    At least I don't have alzheimer's.
    Derposaurus's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,297 Posts
    Mary Michalak is cool.
    Just got this today from her:

    She seemed really nice judging by the letter.

    Edit: I don't have an iphone 4
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  8. Post #2368
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,027 Posts

    Edit: I don't have an iphone 4
    Cut it and glue it to your phone. It works!

    (If she sends me a gelaskin I will try it :P)
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  9. Post #2369
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,461 Posts
    Just got this today from her:

    She seemed really nice judging by the letter.

    Edit: I don't have an iphone 4
    Wooah, there's an actual letter included? That's awesome!
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  10. Post #2370
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    man. I could just imagine if i got a letter...
    Dear [censored]
    Please don't ever write us again. Candy-loving people here at valve cringed at your mail and we think you're a major fuck-up.

    If you ever find yourself in the Seattle/Bellevue area then watch the fuck out, because Gabe himself went in to a rageflip and is now on the prowl for you. So far he's committed 500 million Dollars in the search.

    With his knives... And Lemons.
    Reminds me that i dreamt that J.K. Simmons was my father in law. Holy shit...
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  11. Post #2371
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,390 Posts
    man. I could just imagine if i got a letter...


    Reminds me that i dreamt that J.K. Simmons was my father in law. Holy shit...
    I can't imagine valve writing "fuck" Not a single one of their games has it, not even L4D.
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  12. Post #2372
    Gold Member
    Kommunist's Avatar
    June 2006
    706 Posts
    Asked them if they could send me a CS:GO invite
    No reply yet. Maybe they don't work on saturday.
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  13. Post #2373
    Gold Member
    MaikkiBoi's Avatar
    May 2010
    966 Posts
    I can't imagine valve writing "fuck" Not a single one of their games has it, not even L4D.
    False!

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  14. Post #2374
    Why do I have to live with a cake roll in my arm? ;_;
    TheDark[PL]'s Avatar
    November 2009
    2,250 Posts
    It's kinda censored in-game though.
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  15. Post #2375
    PikachuX1000
    PX1K's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,286 Posts
    The Coca-Cola can that Gabe signed for me last year has gone out of date ;'(

    I was wondering how/if he will respond to this:
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  16. Post #2376

    March 2010
    335 Posts
    Asked them if they could send me a CS:GO invite
    No reply yet. Maybe they don't work on saturday.
    Valve don't work Saturdays.
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  17. Post #2377
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    The Coca-Cola can that Gabe signed for me last year has gone out of date ;'(

    I was wondering how/if he will respond to this:
    "In case of Episode 3, Drink beverage"?

    WIN! I'm scoring meself one of those, but containing stout ale.
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  18. Post #2378
    MxOAgentJohnson's Avatar
    April 2009
    773 Posts
    I did get a reply from front desk saying they will get me something off, i'll post pic when i aint on crappy lappy
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  19. Post #2379
    At least I don't have alzheimer's.
    Derposaurus's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,297 Posts
    Cut it and glue it to your phone. It works!

    (If she sends me a gelaskin I will try it :P)
    I managed to make it fit on my 3G
    A little rough around the edges but it works.
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  20. Post #2380
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,390 Posts
    Forgot about that, but as TheDark said, there's a large explosion mostly covering it up.
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  21. Post #2381
    Gold Member
    Omali's Avatar
    September 2005
    3,059 Posts
    I did get a reply from front desk saying they will get me something off, i'll post pic when i aint on crappy lappy
    They're going to get you off? I think Valve bought you that lesbian Chell/Alyx painting.

    http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11...8392497123.jpg
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  22. Post #2382
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    So I was able to procure a Valve tour for my programming class, but it doesn't really fit our schedule (tour has to start at 2PM) or budget. Haven't told Valve that though. And since they basically expect a class of people to tour them I've been dwelling on the idea of inviting a bunch of random people nearby to meet up at Valve for a tour at whatever date we agree on. How many of you gents would be up for that?
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  23. Post #2383
    Gold Member
    Kommunist's Avatar
    June 2006
    706 Posts
    Just got a reply from Mary regarding my CSGO key begging...




    Does that mean she's gonna send me a signed CS GO beta key trough fedex or what?

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  24. Post #2384
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    So I was able to procure a Valve tour for my programming class, but it doesn't really fit our schedule (tour has to start at 2PM) or budget. Haven't told Valve that though. And since they basically expect a class of people to tour them I've been dwelling on the idea of inviting a bunch of random people nearby to meet up at Valve for a tour at whatever date we agree on. How many of you gents would be up for that?
    I know this sounds... well...

    But you'll have to come clean with Valve. Otherwise, the moment they start going crazy with programming lingo, you're all fucked. Especially if some dimwitted fella goes "Hey John, Awesome to be on this tour mate. What do i owe ya?" or something similar.

    Edited:

    Just got a reply from Mary regarding my CSGO key begging...




    Does that mean she's gonna send me a signed CS GO beta key trough fedex or what?

    I Jelly!
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  25. Post #2385
    Mark916's Avatar
    January 2012
    22 Posts
    .

    (User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - PLing))
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  26. Post #2386
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,027 Posts
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  27. Post #2387
    MxOAgentJohnson's Avatar
    April 2009
    773 Posts
    They're going to get you off? I think Valve bought you that lesbian Chell/Alyx painting.

    http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11...8392497123.jpg
    I would have no complaints if i got a signed print of that.
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  28. Post #2388
    Pilk's Avatar
    February 2010
    870 Posts
    There is a physical plastic card type thing for Dota 2 Beta passes, I imagine it would be the same for CS:GO. I think they are made to hand out at events, much simpler than getting someone's email right?
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  29. Post #2389
    The Pain Train's a-comin! Woo woo!
    OluapPlayer's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,128 Posts

    YES! YES! FINALLY! Now to wait for it, I hope the shipment arrives correctly since this is Brazil and a lot of packages get missing here oh boy. My cousin is going to be so fucking happy too man!
    Woah wait a minute.

    They deliver you things even in Brazil?

    MOTHER OF MERCY I MUST EMAIL THEM NOW.
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  30. Post #2390
    Facepunch's Resident Game Center CX Expert
    Mio Akiyama's Avatar
    November 2010
    10,753 Posts
    Woot
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  31. Post #2391
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    Arvuti's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
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  32. Post #2392
    ~ pissing excellence ~
    Fingers!!!'s Avatar
    May 2005
    2,835 Posts
    Man Valve is fucking awesome, I might be exaggerating but EA, Activision and such never did something like this for their fans. I'm not being a cocksucker here but they're pretty amazing. Not only loyal to their fans, but they also make good games.

    Edited:

    I did state the obvious though, but I'm so happy that they're actually sending me stuff, I can't believe they do this kind of stuff.

    Edited:

    I always get saddened up when I think that whatever is coming here is gonna end up with my cousin anyway Well, it's going to be worth it though. I'd be really happy if someone I know gave me a signed valve poster.
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  33. Post #2393
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,762 Posts




    Hello!

    Thanks for sending me the Signed Salted Cashews! I recieved them today. But on the card, I'm afraid to ask.. Why was "snack" in quotes?

    Thank you, and have a wonderful day!

    Trevor M
    I'm glad you liked them. I had a hard time finding a wrapper on something in our kitchen in which Gabe could sign. There really was no reason snack was in quotes- I just think of the word snack as a slang word.

    Mary
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  34. Post #2394
    Gold Member
    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,140 Posts
    Valve fucking rules, but Mary just makes it so much better.
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  35. Post #2395
    Gold Member
    Recurracy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,533 Posts
    I hope it won't be greedy or anything but I'd really like to ask Mary for some Pyro related stuff... Maybe a signed poster?
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  36. Post #2396
    Gold Member
    Smashman's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,682 Posts
    Snack is slang
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  37. Post #2397
    Gold Member
    PersonGuy's Avatar
    January 2005
    280 Posts
    So I was able to procure a Valve tour for my programming class, but it doesn't really fit our schedule (tour has to start at 2PM) or budget. Haven't told Valve that though. And since they basically expect a class of people to tour them I've been dwelling on the idea of inviting a bunch of random people nearby to meet up at Valve for a tour at whatever date we agree on. How many of you gents would be up for that?
    Please be honest with whoever you're coordinating with. This is to help educate budding developers, so don't invite random people. If you're the only one who can make it, just bring yourself.
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  38. Post #2398
    Gold Member
    Chrille's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,427 Posts
    One of these days I will email them a question about how much money they spend on sending out stuff to people.
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  39. Post #2399
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    Please be honest with whoever you're coordinating with. This is to help educate budding developers, so don't invite random people. If you're the only one who can make it, just bring yourself.
    Alright, thanks. I'll try one last time to get my instructor on board with this then.
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  40. Post #2400
    Map in a box's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,200 Posts
    Can you mail marym@valvesoftware.com directly? I want her to take a few pictures of the front desk
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