View Poll Results: Which is the WORST SONG U EVER HEARD...

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  • Rakim Al-Zarqawi

    13 9.03%
  • stupid07er

    5 3.47%
  • Tokit

    3 2.08%
  • Jesus And The Destroyers

    6 4.17%
  • NUMBER-41

    8 5.56%
  • SweetSwifter

    2 1.39%
  • The Fat Man

    5 3.47%
  • qwwq4

    8 5.56%
  • Sboyy

    4 2.78%
  • Pepin & Meader

    2 1.39%
  • Anthrax713

    3 2.08%
  • Arocktapus Now

    2 1.39%
  • Tezzanator92 + Rikkox1

    6 4.17%
  • Dedo678

    3 2.08%
  • tomatmann

    1 0.69%
  • Fuck you 08'er

    7 4.86%
  • Sir Saturday

    1 0.69%
  • Pepin

    5 3.47%
  • Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89

    60 41.67%
  1. Post #1
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    Xenocidebot's Avatar
    April 2006
    5,075 Posts
    Greetings and salutations, music listeners of Facepunch!

    It's time for the voting on Creationism's hottest little game as of late, the:





    Entrants were tasked with creating the worst possible song that was still musical enough to be considered a song, therby removing any silly all-noise or detuned submissions and instead focusing on pure talentless hackery in the field.

    You, the listeners, are taksed with voting for the worst song, therby choosing our winner.
    Poll will run for...I dunno, Th89 tell 'em.


    AND THE ENTRIES ARE:

    Rakim Al-Zarqawi - Epic Vision
    http://snyder.kundor.org/beats/awful.mp3
    stupid07er- The Anthem You Wish You Wrote Last November.
    http://www.dump.no/files/2427cdf0293e/WorstSongEverFinal.mp3
    Tokit - Extra Toppings
    http://www.files.tokit.org/Music/Finished/shitsong.mp3
    Jesus And The Destroyers - Twisted Automaton
    http://dump.no/files/2312f7bda196/Twisted_Automaton.mp3
    NUMBER-41 - HOW MUCH IS THAT BAGEL IN THE WINDOW
    http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1502049_c5ooz/bagelinthewindowBANGBANGBANG.mp3
    SweetSwifter - Title> Moshing, 8-bit style. <Title
    http://dump.no/files/881132a8b491/HorribleSong.mp3
    The Fat Man - I Ain't Feeling Too Good
    http://dump.no/files/c872935570e9/gruesome.mp3
    qwwq4 - RAPE@190BPM
    http://dump.no/files/37651b32d218/RAPE%40190bpm.mp3
    Sboyy -FUCKING XTREME GABBER
    http://dump.no/files/16a2080a6403/EAR_RAEP.mp3
    Pepin & Meader - Hibernating
    http://dump.no/files/3438debddba1/Hibernating.mp3
    Anthrax713 - LOLBADSONG
    http://dump.no/files/1497dc22d30a/LOLBADSONG.mp3
    Arocktapus Now-Boulevard of Broken Carts-
    http://dump.no/files/0653170b17a2/Boulevard_of_Broken_Carts_Final.mp3
    Tezzanator92 + Rikkox1 - TGCCR (Techno-goth-chinese-choir-rock)
    http://tezzanator.net/downloads/TGCCR.mp3
    Dedo678 - Lawlacious http://dump.no/files/a9a3f76a30a6/Worstsong.mp3

    tomatmann - Oxymen
    http://dump.no/files/bda8a5a32316/Synth_destroyed.mp3
    Fuck you 08'er - Takoto
    http://dump.no/files/7e1c36d8ddee/fu08er.mp3
    Sir Saturday - Closet of Hurt
    http://dump.no/files/7cf759ec93f1/The_worst_song.mp3
    Pepin - Eat the School
    http://dump.no/files/469409a73e16/Eat_the_school.mp3
    Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)
    http://dump.no/files/33d68a392494/videogames_full_contest.mp3


    Good luck to all, and may the worst song win!
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  2. Post #2
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    sboyy's Avatar
    March 2008
    126 Posts
    Haha, awesome, good luck to everyone.:)

    Edit:

    Must not vote, argh I can do it ughhhhh
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  3. Post #3
    There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning
    dedo678's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,371 Posts
    Yay, it's started!
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  4. Post #4
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    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,348 Posts
    Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top
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  5. Post #5
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    sboyy's Avatar
    March 2008
    126 Posts
    dedo678 posted:
    It's been about 3 weeks, shouldn't you have the voting open yet?
    Uhh, the voting is open?

    okay I see you edit that out, my bad
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  6. Post #6
    There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning
    dedo678's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,371 Posts
    When I opened the thread, the vote things weren't open, I was about 30 seconds early.

    Edit:

    Even though I'm in the contest, Rape@190BPM is my favourite.
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  7. Post #7
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    sboyy's Avatar
    March 2008
    126 Posts
    Oi, dedo678 you cheat. :o

    :lol:
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  8. Post #8
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    RedBlade2021's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,516 Posts
    Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)

    That's my favorite. It reminds me of a Home Movies song. (Show from Adult Swim)

    The really high pitch would be Melissa or Jason, the middle would be Brendan. :D

    Edit:

    Is that song available for download? :D
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  9. Post #9
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    June 2005
    4,831 Posts
    I voted for Twisted Automation. Which is exactly what that "song" sounds like.
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  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    June 2007
    198 Posts
    hahaha blackout band song wins
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  11. Post #11
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    meazum's Avatar
    January 2005
    276 Posts
    the Tokit song is actually something I could listen to, if it had a bit more humm.. Music in it.
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  12. Post #12
    bbdude's Avatar
    March 2005
    24 Posts
    "Rakim Al-Zarqawi - Epic Vision" isn't bad at all. It's fucking awesome.
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  13. Post #13
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    SilverHammer's Avatar
    April 2006
    4,604 Posts
    I actually like sweetswifter's song :(

    Edit:

    and RAPE@1980BPM sounds pretty much like a Meshuggah song
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  14. Post #14

    July 2008
    3 Posts
    qwwq4, teach me.
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  15. Post #15
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    Sgt. Jerky's Avatar
    September 2006
    670 Posts
    dude what the fuck. RAPE@190BPM kicks serious ass! I'd actually listen to it. As far as the WORST SONG goes I dunno, I might have to give it to TH89 because that's the kind of thing I would have done, just sing in an extremely corny, whiny voice haha.
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  16. Post #16
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    March 2007
    9,172 Posts
    TH89 posted:
    Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top
    I'm surprised no one brought that up when I posted it in CC before. :D
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  17. Post #17
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    October 2006
    2,437 Posts
    RedBlade2021 posted:
    Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games (Blackout Band Cover)

    That's my favorite. It reminds me of a Home Movies song. (Show from Adult Swim)

    The really high pitch would be Melissa or Jason, the middle would be Brendan. :D

    Edit:

    Is that song available for download? :D

    Haha thank you very very much, i wasn't sure it was bad enough lol. If you want to download, right click save as on the link that says "click here to download".
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2006
    54 Posts
    pyrofiliac posted:
    Haha thank you very very much, i wasn't sure it was bad enough lol. If you want to download, right click save as on the link that says "click here to download".
    Oh it was terrible. I laughed my ass off the whole time.
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  19. Post #19
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    April 2006
    4,604 Posts
    SPsHocker posted:
    Oh it was terrible. I laughed my ass off the whole time.
    lmbo
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2006
    2,437 Posts
    SilverHammer posted:
    lmbo
    lmbo? is this some sort of internet slang i'm not aware of?
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  21. Post #21
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    it's a terrorist el em ay oh
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  22. Post #22
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    April 2006
    5,075 Posts
    TH89 posted:
    Haha, stupid07er's is a Linkin Park song with stuff added on top
    It reminds me of this dialogue from a porn movie overlayed onto "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" I heard once. Can't remember who sent me that, but yeah.

    Just as jarringly awkward, yet with less mention of cocks and whatnot.
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  23. Post #23
    BobMarleyFan's Avatar
    July 2008
    20 Posts
    Why the fuck did you do this
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  24. Post #24
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    epic thread
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  25. Post #25
    PyrofiliacV3's Avatar
    December 2007
    15 Posts
    Qwwq4's was actually really... um... bad, in a good way because this contest is for bad songs.

    I really liked it because it's kind of funny that it's pretty similiar to most death metal out there today.
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  26. Post #26
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    Xenocidebot's Avatar
    April 2006
    5,075 Posts
    Pyro which one of you is the falsetto on your song?
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  27. Post #27
    PyrofiliacV3's Avatar
    December 2007
    15 Posts
    that's me lol, the screaming in the chorus was TH89
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  28. Post #28
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    Meader's Avatar
    March 2008
    4,144 Posts
    Good times. Hey guys, My reality check just bounced! The fact that the volume is too low is just another part that makes it annoying, we tried to do that. Just for your information.
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2007
    883 Posts
    i lol'd at th89's
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  30. Post #30
    EvilZombi's Avatar
    July 2005
    194 Posts
    Go Rakim!
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  31. Post #31
    Black_Wulf's Avatar
    August 2007
    11 Posts
    I can't stop laughing at the video games one.
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  32. Post #32
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    Sippeangelo's Avatar
    August 2006
    603 Posts
    I voted for Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games :)

    Edit:

    Wait... you was supposed to vote for the worst one?
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  33. Post #33
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    July 2008
    1,913 Posts
    Sippeangelo posted:
    I voted for Pyrofiliac and the Arson Squad ft. TH89 - Video Games :)

    Edit:

    Wait... you was supposed to vote for the worst one?
    Ofc but that one was so bad it was funbadfunbadbad
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  34. Post #34
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    The best-ly-worse one
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  35. Post #35
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    October 2006
    2,437 Posts
    I'm working on making an actual music video for ours, featuring, of course, Jack Thompson.

    Edit:

    Almost done...

    Edit:

    Uploading now.

    Edit:

    GAHH stuck at 99%!

    Edit:

    By the way is it possible to embed vimeo videos on the forum?
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  36. Post #36
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    August 2006
    603 Posts
    pyrofiliac posted:
    I'm working on making an actual music video for ours, featuring, of course, Jack Thompson.

    Edit:

    Almost done...

    Edit:

    Uploading now.

    Edit:

    GAHH stuck at 99%!

    Edit:

    By the way is it possible to embed vimeo videos on the forum?
    YouTube is the key
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  37. Post #37
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    April 2007
    4,614 Posts
    SilverHammer posted:
    I actually like sweetswifter's song :(
    Baaaaaw, fuck. I can do so much better. ;_;
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  38. Post #38
    $6(VAT) down the drain...
    Anonym's Avatar
    March 2006
    587 Posts
    The Video games cover is going to get a lot of votes just because it's that song.
    Yet to listen to them all and vote but I will update this post with my vote.

    Although I have to admit it's pretty damn awful and hilarious.
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  39. Post #39
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    October 2006
    2,437 Posts
    the video is UP!

    http://www.vimeo.com/1407346
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  40. Post #40
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    November 2005
    1,148 Posts
    rape @ 190 BPM gets my vote for sure.
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