1. Post #1441
    sweet jesus this book
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  2. Post #1442
    Appreciates Subtle Titles
    NanoSquid's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,789 Posts
    IT BEGINS
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  3. Post #1443
    Blue2Red's Avatar
    October 2009
    6 Posts
    oh man yet again
    forever love this thread.
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  4. Post #1444
    Gold Member
    Shifty Pete's Avatar
    May 2011
    417 Posts
    bahahaha, first time i've seen this. I have an uncle pete...uh oh
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  5. Post #1445
    Gold Member
    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,432 Posts
    I think Uncle Pete is a pedo, but i'm not sure.
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  6. Post #1446
    Super Member
    SuperLoz's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,392 Posts
    I think Uncle Pete is a pedo, but i'm not sure.
    try him with a pedometer
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  7. Post #1447
    MrTwicks's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,380 Posts
    Good old uncle pete
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  8. Post #1448
    Frequent Habbo Hotel player. PM for free furniture
    soderholm13's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,072 Posts
    Oh it's this thread again
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  9. Post #1449
    Gold Member
    nmagain's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,382 Posts
    where the fuck did page 25 go i still want to know how this ended
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  10. Post #1450
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,159 Posts
    Oh god it returns just as glorious as before.
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  11. Post #1451
    Dennab
    July 2009
    2,787 Posts
    Nostalgia
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  12. Post #1452
    Gold Member
    Dedmytas's Avatar
    August 2006
    648 Posts
    This doesn't stop.
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  13. Post #1453
    Gold Member
    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,432 Posts
    This doesn't stop.
    Uncle Pete never stops.
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  14. Post #1454
    Gold Member
    broodroos's Avatar
    July 2005
    183 Posts
    Uncle Pete is misunderstood, he just really loves his family.
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  15. Post #1455
    Rastadogg5's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,507 Posts
    Uncle Pete is misunderstood, he just really loves his family.
    Really, really, loves them.

    Really
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  16. Post #1456
    Dennab
    July 2009
    623 Posts
    Thanks for posting this. I was looking all over to this story.
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  17. Post #1457
    Better Than Jacknife
    Minimole's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,864 Posts
    Shit I remember reading this up when I was a lurker back in the day,I'm surprised this is still alive.
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  18. Post #1458
    NEAT GUY
    TheFilmSlacker's Avatar
    January 2011
    18,736 Posts
    Slight nostalgia.

    Edited:

    here's someone reading the entire book for those who want to know how it ends.

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  19. Post #1459
    sa2fan's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,105 Posts


    Hovering.

    Edited:

    I remember this, quite disturbing book, but at least it ended well.
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  20. Post #1460
    Bad Reading's Avatar
    November 2011
    271 Posts
    IT REBEGINS!
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  21. Post #1461
    Gold Member
    KingKombat's Avatar
    April 2009
    11,267 Posts
    dooon't stop

    reviiiiivin'
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  22. Post #1462
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,336 Posts
    This thread needs to be locked.
    Stop the revivals.
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  23. Post #1463
    Gold Member
    Don Merino's Avatar
    November 2005
    1,317 Posts
    I clicked on the thread thinking "What in the world could this be?" and then realized I'd just forgotten all about it. Read it more than four years ago. This must be the most long-lived thread on facepunch ever.
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  24. Post #1464
    Dennab
    October 2007
    1,503 Posts
    I want that book!
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  25. Post #1465
    Dennab
    August 2008
    4,435 Posts
    Slight nostalgia.

    Edited:

    here's someone reading the entire book for those who want to know how it ends.

    Oh cool, I never actually knew the whole book.
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  26. Post #1466
    Gold Member
    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,432 Posts
    Uncle Pete just keeps showing up.
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  27. Post #1467
    Gold Member
    Falcqn's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,010 Posts
    Oh hey, it's this thread again
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  28. Post #1468
    Gold Member
    Smasher 006's Avatar
    September 2009
    4,850 Posts
    Oh hey, it's this thread again
    Are you really surprised?
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  29. Post #1469
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,550 Posts
    guys
    i think this thread is going to eat my brains

    IT'S RISEN FROM THE GRAVE
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  30. Post #1470
    Dennab
    August 2010
    527 Posts
    An advice when you guys fap, spit on the top of your penis and give yourself a blowjob with your left hand.

    SUCCES - YOU HAVE NOW A FREE REALISTIC BLOWJOB 100% LEGIT

    Edited:

    Remember, your hand smells like shit afterwards
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  31. Post #1471
    Gold Member

    July 2005
    2,180 Posts
    This, along with the drunk oblivion thread is a part of the history of facepunch. They also seem to be bumped every now and then
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  32. Post #1472
    aliendrone123's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,622 Posts
    An advice when you guys fap, spit on the top of your penis and give yourself a blowjob with your left hand.

    SUCCES - YOU HAVE NOW A FREE REALISTIC BLOWJOB 100% LEGIT

    Edited:

    Remember, your hand smells like shit afterwards
    ...Is that you, Uncle Pete?
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  33. Post #1473
    Gold Member
    ProffesorAssHat's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,241 Posts
    Oh hey, this thread again!
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  34. Post #1474
    Gold Member
    Petrussen's Avatar
    May 2007
    2,783 Posts
    I vote for the locking of this thread
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  35. Post #1475
    Gold Member
    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    9,823 Posts
    An advice when you guys fap, spit on the top of your penis and give yourself a blowjob with your left hand.

    SUCCES - YOU HAVE NOW A FREE REALISTIC BLOWJOB 100% LEGIT

    Edited:

    Remember, your hand smells like shit afterwards
    my penis is inside a jar, how would i go about to obtain any form of oral intercourse if a tentacle machine is currently performing a disection on the various regions of my mutilated genitalia
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  36. Post #1476
    drunk
    TippZ's Avatar
    August 2007
    29,101 Posts
    i remember when this was first posted

    so many years back
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  37. Post #1477
    Dennab
    August 2010
    527 Posts
    me in the bed: I'm scared uncle Pete!
    Pete: Ey kiddo, there is nothing to be afraid of.
    me: But, there's a monster under my bed!
    Pete: Ey kid, there is no monsters udner the bed...
    but my hand is under the blanket
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  38. Post #1478
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,336 Posts
    me in the bed: I'm scared uncle Pete!
    Pete: Ey kiddo, there is nothing to be afraid of.
    me: But, there's a monster under my bed!
    Pete: Ey kid, there is no monsters udner the bed...
    but my hand is under the blanket
    You realise you are Dumb... Right?
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  39. Post #1479
    Dennab
    August 2010
    527 Posts
    You realise you are Dumb... Right?
    And hot
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  40. Post #1480
    drunk
    TippZ's Avatar
    August 2007
    29,101 Posts
    And hot


    no just dumb as fuck
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