1. Post #41
    hyper-articulate
    Roll_Program's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,906 Posts
    Good one!

    1/2 hour wasted when you could just put some generic porn images in there and deleted the photos.
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  2. Post #42
    Super Member
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    January 2010
    2,389 Posts
    As far as I can tell it's all boring stuff like who gets to teach Sunday School next week
    Swap names about.
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  3. Post #43
    hyper-articulate
    Roll_Program's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,906 Posts
    Any Powerpoint presentations in there?

  4. Post #44
    Repulsion's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,956 Posts
    I would suggest sharing the file to a photoshop thread here at Facepunch or even 4chan but the possibilities of that kind of horrify me.
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  5. Post #45
    Gold Member
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    June 2008
    4,495 Posts
    Add in obscure demons to the schedule, like Asmodeus and other more obscure biblical names, like Dismas and Gestas.
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  6. Post #46
    Turbo Dyke
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    June 2010
    20,438 Posts
    Good one!

    1/2 hour wasted when you could just put some generic porn images in there and deleted the photos.
    That's nowhere near as funny, the guys there would just realise it's insecure and fix it instantly.
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  7. Post #47
    hyper-articulate
    Roll_Program's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,906 Posts
    That's nowhere near as funny, the guys there would just realise it's insecure and fix it instantly.
    They would if anything happened to the photos.
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  8. Post #48
    It's time to unban Banshee Friend
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    They would if anything happened to the photos.
    Which is more fun? Overriding church documents with devil-like pictures or just porn?
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  9. Post #49
    THE TRUE SAN DIEGAN WARLORD
    Dennab
    June 2008
    2,932 Posts
    I love you TH89
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  10. Post #50
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    February 2008
    435 Posts
    Replace some of the photos with mug shots of Charles Manson, Anders Breivik, John Wayne Gacy etc.
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  11. Post #51
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    January 2010
    154 Posts
    What's OFWGKTA?
    One faith with God keeps them alive
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  12. Post #52
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
    13,523 Posts
    Good one!

    1/2 hour wasted when you could just put some generic porn images in there and deleted the photos.
    haha you did something funny shoulda just gone with a more generic and boring prank bro!!!
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  13. Post #53
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    someone tweet this thread to @fucktyler
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  14. Post #54
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    December 2009
    14,063 Posts
    TH89, I hope you realize that if this thing gets bigger that you'll be elevated to the Facepunch Hall Of Fame.

    Hell, you might already be there.
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  15. Post #55
    Hello Handsome
    Dennab
    February 2010
    13,495 Posts
    TH89 has been in the FP Hall of Fame for a long damn time what are you on

    Edited:

    for a LOT of things
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  16. Post #56
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    January 2012
    269 Posts
    TH89 has been in the FP Hall of Fame for a long damn time what are you on

    Edited:

    for a LOT of things
    Including his Ryu Rap...


    You should switch around peoples names for teaching duty.
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  17. Post #57
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,954 Posts
    Oh god. My new favorite thread.

  18. Post #58
    Hiighwire's Avatar
    April 2012
    270 Posts
    Even though you can't see me through my computer screen I'm giving you a standing ovation right now. You are a genius.

  19. Post #59
    Ast_risk's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,368 Posts
    I would imagine this situation is a nightmare for them.
    Aren't you worried they might go yonkers and track you down?
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  20. Post #60
    Gold Member
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    December 2009
    14,063 Posts
    TH89 has been in the FP Hall of Fame for a long damn time what are you on

    Edited:

    for a LOT of things
    Damn, you're right, what AM I thinking.

    In that case he may as well take over ownership of Facepunch, be Garry's right-hand man

  21. Post #61
    Gold Member
    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,805 Posts
    Huh. Its hard to find any reference to this ward except for a recipe that a member of it put on ldsliving.com...

    Lussekatter


    1 3/4 sticks butter, melted

    1 cup heavy cream

    1 teaspoon saffron threads

    1 1/3 cup sugar, divided

    6 packets yeast

    1 cup milk, warm

    2 eggs, beaten separately

    1 teaspoon salt

    8 1/2 cups flour, divided

    1/3 cup water

    1/3 cup raisins


    Combine melted butter and cream. Crush saffron with 1 tablespoon sugar in a mortar until very fine; set aside. Combine yeast, milk, and 2 tablespoons sugar; let stand 10 minutes or until mixture is foamy. Add butter mixture, saffron mixture, 1 of the beaten eggs, and salt to yeast mixture. Stir well. Add remaining sugar. Add 6 cups flour; stir until a stiff dough forms. Turn mixture out onto a floured surface; knead about 10 minutes, adding additional flour 1/2 cup at a time, until dough is smooth and elastic. Place in a large bowl, cover with a damp cloth, and let rise for about 1 hour or until doubled in size. Boil water and pour over raisins; let sit until raisins are plump. Preheat the oven to 475 F. Knead dough and divide into 24 pieces. Shape each into an S shape. Place 2 raisins at ends of buns. Let rise 1 hour. Brush with remaining beaten egg. Bake 8-10 minutes or until browned. Makes 2 dozen.


    Lisa Henrichs
    BYU 86th Ward
    BYU 18th Stake
    Provo, Utah
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  22. Post #62
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    swag

  23. Post #63
    agnl's Avatar
    October 2009
    533 Posts
    everyone tweet this thread to @fucktyler
    fixed

  24. Post #64
    Crimptor's Avatar
    January 2012
    689 Posts
    This is hilarious, good job TH89.
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  25. Post #65
    I'm impressed.

    I hope this gets very interesting, very quickly.
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  26. Post #66
    agnl's Avatar
    October 2009
    533 Posts
    let me know when tyler creates a user
    ha tyler creates

  27. Post #67
    Gold Member
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    July 2006
    720 Posts
    Gawd imagine how many more itunes downloads OFGk-whatever get's if this EXPLODES onto the greater media!

    How fucking freshly-picked-rubber-nippled-tits-as ripe this shit will be!

    It'll be better than when they got rejected from the "Big Day Out" in NZ and sold at least FORTY 'big GAY out' t-shirts, totally ignorant of the FACT 'the big gay out' was an actual even held the next month! Fucking gay, 'cept we're not homophobic, no! Proven point, ya'll, we gots a lesbian in our unit.

    Fuck, maybe it'll be cooler than when they jumped from roof to roof that one time, that shit was WHACK.

    This controversial shit, so fucking clever, original, and edgy. Causing a fucking fuss, sticking it to the man!

    Shit, this is just like Anonymous except less lameass, this way you can massage your ego and maybe get some pseudo-kudos from an over accoladed, overhyped 'group of artists'.

    At least Wu Tang Clan could rhyme gonorrhoea with diarrhoea, and were relevant.

    (User was banned for this post ("Threadshitting again" - Orkel))
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  28. Post #68
    quality poster
    Dennab
    August 2009
    12,242 Posts
    i was expecting a lame thread about some dorky kid that stood up in the middle of his mormon church and said "golf wang bitches!!" and just had to tell facepunch about it

    th89 you are awesome aaaa this is awesome
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  29. Post #69
    dai
    "arte"
    dai's Avatar
    February 2006
    25,564 Posts
    Gawd imagine how many more itunes downloads OFGk-whatever get's if this EXPLODES onto the greater media!

    How fucking freshly-picked-rubber-nippled-tits-as ripe this shit will be!

    It'll be better than when they got rejected from the "Big Day Out" in NZ and sold at least FORTY 'big GAY out' t-shirts, totally ignorant of the FACT 'the big gay out' was an actual even held the next month! Fucking gay, 'cept we're not homophobic, no! Proven point, ya'll, we gots a lesbian in our unit.

    Fuck, maybe it'll be cooler than when they jumped from roof to roof that one time, that shit was WHACK.

    This controversial shit, so fucking clever, original, and edgy. Causing a fucking fuss, sticking it to the man!

    Shit, this is just like Anonymous except less lameass, this way you can massage your ego and maybe get some pseudo-kudos from an over accoladed, overhyped 'group of artists'.

    At least Wu Tang Clan could rhyme gonorrhoea with diarrhoea, and were relevant.
    wow
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  30. Post #70
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,347 Posts
    Gawd imagine how many more itunes downloads OFGk-whatever get's if this EXPLODES onto the greater media!

    How fucking freshly-picked-rubber-nippled-tits-as ripe this shit will be!

    It'll be better than when they got rejected from the "Big Day Out" in NZ and sold at least FORTY 'big GAY out' t-shirts, totally ignorant of the FACT 'the big gay out' was an actual even held the next month! Fucking gay, 'cept we're not homophobic, no! Proven point, ya'll, we gots a lesbian in our unit.

    Fuck, maybe it'll be cooler than when they jumped from roof to roof that one time, that shit was WHACK.

    This controversial shit, so fucking clever, original, and edgy. Causing a fucking fuss, sticking it to the man!

    Shit, this is just like Anonymous except less lameass, this way you can massage your ego and maybe get some pseudo-kudos from an over accoladed, overhyped 'group of artists'.

    At least Wu Tang Clan could rhyme gonorrhoea with diarrhoea, and were relevant.
    ---------------------------------------This is me V

    ------------------------------------------------This is u ^
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  31. Post #71
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
    13,523 Posts
    crybaby bullshit
    lmao
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  32. Post #72
    Gold Member
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    July 2006
    720 Posts
    Well, he could have at least posted the thread when he got some kind of reaction from his clever ruse. It's just ego massage, and attention whoring. Oh and how he likes Odd Future and you should listen to them ad hominem

    How is this especially clever, original or funny? It's made ZERO impact on the 'target', no reaction, no outcome, nothing really to talk about.

    Another three inches on the e-penis thanks to Facepunch social hierarchy zealots and their shared three neurons.

    Whoop-dee-diddlee-fucking-diddlee-doo.

    Edited:

    My feelings, oh forsake the power of the Internet! Oh Swoon! Pseudo-irony makes you seem even less childish and patheic than I am, for shame!
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  33. Post #73
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,523 Posts
    Well, he could have at least posted the thread when he got some kind of reaction from his clever ruse. It's just ego massage, and attention whoring. Oh and how he likes Odd Future and you should listen to them ad hominem

    How is this especially clever, original or funny? It's made ZERO impact on the 'target', no reaction, no outcome, nothing really to talk about.

    Another three inches on the e-penis thanks to Facepunch social hierarchy zealots and their shared three neurons.

    Whoop-dee-diddlee-fucking-diddlee-doo.

    Edited:



    My feelings, oh forsake the power of the Internet! Oh Swoon!
    are you high chill your suburban teenager rage and just share in a funny joke nobody gives a shit about your opinions about odd future
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  34. Post #74
    Awesome Member
    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    what
    is
    your
    problem
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  35. Post #75
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,347 Posts
    What is "pseudo-irony"

    Edited:

    Also don't tell Fedalkyn but I don't really dig Odd Future (except Earl)
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  36. Post #76
    Positive energy is space expanding, negative energy is space contracting. Or reverse?
    onebit's Avatar
    July 2005
    6,295 Posts
    Why is everyone freaking out, he just changed some images, calm down.
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  37. Post #77
    Gold Member
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    July 2006
    720 Posts
    are you high chill your suburban teenager rage and just share in a funny joke nobody gives a shit about your opinions about odd future
    Kay, but it's not actually clever or funny. It's a waste of potential.

    The emails have just been used as ego massage on this forum, and nothing further really past rhetoric.
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  38. Post #78
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,523 Posts
    What is "pseudo-irony"
    some kind of hipster nirvana I guess
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  39. Post #79
    Awesome Member
    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    ehh i thought yonkers was really good.
    it's like nicki minaj and her verses on monster, all the bad stuff gets forgiven in light of that one really good thing he did.
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  40. Post #80
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,347 Posts
    Why is everyone freaking out, he just changed some images, calm down.
    Just Fedalkyn is freaking out, he hates me and gets super mad anytime I do anything though so it's nbd
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