1. Post #1
    Clovernoodle's Avatar
    May 2011
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    Chariots chariots
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  2. Post #2
    A true breast lover loves all breasts, regardless of the size.
    Pine Cone's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,510 Posts
    I loved the soylent green line.
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  3. Post #3
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    January 2006
    10,102 Posts
    26 minutes of lines. Pretty amazing just for DLC.
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    June 2010
    2,277 Posts
    That line about the resonance cascade at about 16:17 was interesting.
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  5. Post #5
    I watched a stream of a video game so that means I'm an authority on it!
    HoodedSniper's Avatar
    May 2007
    5,073 Posts
    That line about the resonance cascade at about 16:17 was interesting.
    http://www.blappeture.com/
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  6. Post #6
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    May 2007
    934 Posts
    You'll probably hate me now but I finally bought Portal 2 because of this DLC
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  7. Post #7
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    April 2012
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    Hearing Cave Johnson say the words "Common Sense" feels slightly surreal.
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  8. Post #8
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,006 Posts
    Hearing Cave Johnson say the words "Common Sense" feels slightly surreal.
    Especially when he's telling someone that they need it.
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  9. Post #9
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    January 2006
    3,270 Posts
    Oh god i'm dying here. This is completely genius
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  10. Post #10
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,006 Posts
    "You're supposed to be scientists, use some common sense"

    This from the man who makes pudding out of fiberglass.
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  11. Post #11
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,823 Posts
    Jeez that was awesome enough just listening. I don't even know context.

  12. Post #12
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    August 2006
    4,001 Posts
    I lost it with mantis cave
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  13. Post #13
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    April 2009
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    Lol Sentient Cloud
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    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
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    July 2010
    3,797 Posts
    Its funny because if this happened, cave might have saved the world.
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    "You're supposed to be scientists, use some common sense"

    This from the man who makes pudding out of fiberglass.
    obviously fiberglass pudding is best

  16. Post #16
    holy fuck this is great
    10/10 valve
    10 out of FUCKING 10
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  17. Post #17
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    January 2009
    2,121 Posts
    Haha, that They Live reference was pretty good.
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  18. Post #18
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    September 2007
    3,994 Posts
    Best voice actor they could possibly have chosen. He fits the role so perfectly.
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  19. Post #19
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    May 2006
    14,950 Posts
    I wonder how many times he burst out laughing in the middle of the line.
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  20. Post #20
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    Robocop part was fucking great, and the light part, and the Smokey and the Bandit part, and the madmax part, and dark Cave and the moneyverse.
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    May 2012
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    XD
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  22. Post #22
    Cream Gravy's Avatar
    March 2010
    3 Posts
    4:20 - 4:27, TF2 Heavy Sandvich reference! :D (for those of note "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"
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  23. Post #23

    July 2010
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    Before Caroline was added into the game, Greg was his assistant, then they added caroline to add in some GLaDOS backstory.

  24. Post #24
    EskillV2's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,305 Posts
    Ahaha, my stomach hurts after 12:35.

  25. Post #25
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    August 2007
    3,647 Posts
    Easily my favorite character in Portal 2.
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  26. Post #26
    THE MOON ... BEAU TIFUL
    soad_jonas's Avatar
    June 2006
    1,143 Posts
    Haha, these are hilarious.

    Where do you find them in game? I played a few user made maps but never heard a single line, nor did I find an option to insert them in my own maps.

  27. Post #27
    Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.
    Ezhik's Avatar
    April 2009
    14,441 Posts
    Ahaha, the GLaDOS bit

  28. Post #28
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    pedrus24's Avatar
    December 2006
    1,446 Posts
    Wait, it's me or his assistant is the pyro?
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  29. Post #29
    Anotherwall's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,894 Posts
    Is Greg Ghost's engineer?
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  30. Post #30
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,153 Posts
    That was very much worth all 26 minutes
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  31. Post #31
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    September 2007
    3,994 Posts
    Haha, these are hilarious.

    Where do you find them in game? I played a few user made maps but never heard a single line, nor did I find an option to insert them in my own maps.
    They play at the beginning of each test chamber.

  32. Post #32
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    Denmen707's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    It's pretty cool, dlc worth it?

  33. Post #33
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    Smasher 006's Avatar
    September 2009
    4,857 Posts
    It's pretty cool, dlc worth it?
    It's free.

  34. Post #34
    Gyrodine's Avatar
    August 2009
    270 Posts
    Greg.

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  35. Post #35
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    September 2009
    4,857 Posts
    Just noticed there are lines used that are from the original ARG back in 2010 (Where he says he's dead).

    Edited:

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  36. Post #36
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    May 2011
    1,343 Posts
    Greg reminds me of the Pyro.

  37. Post #37
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    January 2007
    505 Posts
    4:20 - 4:27, TF2 Heavy Sandvich reference! :D (for those of note "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"
    That's not the reference.

    Anyone think Greg's kid might be the Ratman?
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2007
    3,873 Posts
    That's not the reference.

    Anyone think Greg's kid might be the Ratman?
    Sounded like a girl to me, I bet there are already theories on how it's Chell.

    Edited:

    It is a girl, Cave referred to her as "she".

  39. Post #39
    Dennab
    March 2010
    1,625 Posts
    I want to have Portal 3 set in earth prime and you travel between each universes doing shit for Cave.

  40. Post #40
    Stay Rusty
    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    12,134 Posts
    Ahahahaha holy shit i love valve
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