1. Post #1
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    September 2009
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    You'd at least think they'd let them see the light of day at some point, but no. This is astonishing

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  2. Post #2
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    June 2011
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    Seen this a few years ago.

    Sadly, Russia doesn't show any signs of even remotely acknowledging the fact that punishing inmates does nothing but create more crime rather tham diminish or prevent it.
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  3. Post #3
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    Dennab
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    Nor does treating them nicely
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  4. Post #4
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    Makes me not want to commit any crimes while in Russia to say the least
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  5. Post #5
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    June 2009
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    who falls for kangaroo meat, honestly
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2006
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    who falls for kangaroo meat, honestly
    Hm, my dad got loads of reindeer meat from a friend a few months ago. Was quite tasty.

    Edited:

    I don't really think the first thing that pops into your head is "that's probably human meat"
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  7. Post #7
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    Kangaroo is tasty when cooked medium with a crapload of seasalt (seasoned before cooking, not after).

  8. Post #8
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    May 2010
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    Nor does treating them nicely
    norway
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    4 years for some pills? Fucking shit.
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    They wouldn't survive a day in prison with the Booty Warrior
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  11. Post #11
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    October 2009
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    Serves the savages right.

    Edited:

    I think Norway has it ass backwards.

    The prison cells are in better shape than most rentable apartments. Committing a crime a better way to get an apartment for the lower class. I don't see that as a good thing.
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  12. Post #12
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    Well, let's see which country has less of a crime problem, eh?
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  13. Post #13
    bwahah fucking youtube comment

    Even gust of* wind can't escape Russian prison!!!
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  14. Post #14
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    I feel that this could only add to Russia's reputation.
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  15. Post #15
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    Well, let's see which country has less of a crime problem, eh?
    You can't really compare Russia to something like Norway, because Russia has been fucked up good for a very VERY long time. There are so many things wrong with that country that it's not even surprising that the crime rate is so high. The people have bad living conditions and the country is so inconsistent that you won't even believe it. There are parts that are really nice and modern and such then there are places that are like stuck in time.

    Norway is pretty high class country when it comes to living conditions and this is what is strange, because they try to take that mentality to everything, even to the prison systems.

    You gotta draw the line somewhere.
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  16. Post #16
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    Russia's history when it comes to violence is impossible to comprehend.
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    I understand that this is purely a representation of the Russian prison system, but I have to say one thing.

    I have a whole new-found respect for the Russian people because of the kind of crazy-ass societal and climate-related shit they have to put up with.

    Edited:

    Russia's history when it comes to violence is impossible to comprehend.
    I think there's been a misunderstanding.

    Russia's history IS violence.
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    I think Norway has it ass backwards.

    The prison cells are in better shape than most rentable apartments. Committing a crime a better way to get an apartment for the lower class. I don't see that as a good thing.
    Oh totally, except they're literally a room and you give up your freedom

    other than that, it's perfect.

    PS, you're ignorant as fuck

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  19. Post #19
    Dennab
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    Russia does literally not fuck around with anything. EVER.
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    I understand that this is purely a representation of the Russian prison system, but I have to say one thing.

    I have a whole new-found respect for the Russian people because of the kind of crazy-ass societal and climate-related shit they have to put up with.

    Edited:



    I think there's been a misunderstanding.

    Russia's history IS violence.
    One of their most important historical figures:

    IVAN THE TERRIBLE
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    Oh totally, except they're literally a room and you give up your freedom

    other than that, it's perfect.

    PS, you're ignorant as fuck
    Having jogging trails, a cell that looks like an apartment(versus a cage like most other prisons), and great recreational activities are definitely a plus.

    I mean, it's still prison, but look at this shit:



    Living areas, shared kitchens, a nice TV.



    A fucking climbing wall and basketball court.



    A recording studio.


    That's actually pretty ritzy.

    Edited:

    You get job training and mentoring, you get to take cooking classes, and all this other shit. It's more like a school than a prison, and I think that reflects on the Norwegian idea of criminality and incarceration. You aren't a bad person, you are a person in need of help.
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  22. Post #22
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    I fucking love Norway.

    If I were President of the US, I would do anything in my power to make the US a socialistic wonderland that is Norway besides the deep rooted Islamophobia which actually exists in the USA as well so whatever.
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  23. Post #23
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    Having jogging trails, a cell that looks like an apartment(versus a cage like most other prisons), and great recreational activities are definitely a plus.

    I mean, it's still prison, but look at this shit:



    Living areas, shared kitchens, a nice TV.



    A fucking climbing wall and basketball court.



    A recording studio.


    That's actually pretty ritzy.

    Edited:

    You get job training and mentoring, you get to take cooking classes, and all this other shit. It's more like a school than a prison, and I think that reflects on the Norwegian idea of criminality and incarceration. You aren't a bad person, you are a person in need of help.
    So it's wrong to rehabilitate?
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  24. Post #24
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    You can't really compare Russia to something like Norway, because Russia has been fucked up good for a very VERY long time. There are so many things wrong with that country that it's not even surprising that the crime rate is so high. The people have bad living conditions and the country is so inconsistent that you won't even believe it. There are parts that are really nice and modern and such then there are places that are like stuck in time.

    Norway is pretty high class country when it comes to living conditions and this is what is strange, because they try to take that mentality to everything, even to the prison systems.

    You gotta draw the line somewhere.
    Firstly, the mentality between Russia and Europe is totally different. You can't even think like them, you don't know them.

    No matter what happens in that country, they rule it with an iron fist. You did something wrong? Hardcore jailtime for you my friend.

    You can't comprehend this because you do not even envisage such a big country. You can't compare Norway to Russia.

    Anyway, my opinion is that no country should encourage prisoners. They should rot there, not live better than the middle class. Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in, and the justice system is so good that it gets them fast. Some people would think twice before doing something.

    Edit:

    re-edited cause i misinterpreted
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  25. Post #25
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    Having jogging trails, a cell that looks like an apartment(versus a cage like most other prisons), and great recreational activities are definitely a plus.

    I mean, it's still prison, but look at this shit:



    Living areas, shared kitchens, a nice TV.



    A fucking climbing wall and basketball court.



    A recording studio.


    That's actually pretty ritzy.

    Edited:

    You get job training and mentoring, you get to take cooking classes, and all this other shit. It's more like a school than a prison, and I think that reflects on the Norwegian idea of criminality and incarceration. You aren't a bad person, you are a person in need of help.
    which leads to one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world and a load of productive members of society

    i really don't know what your point is

    Edited:

    You're so biased. You're probably some comfy european. Firstly, the mentality between Russia and Europe is totally different. You can't even think like them, you don't know them. You only know what's in the news and on TV.

    What I can tell you is that no matter what happens in that country, they rule it with an iron fist. You did something wrong? Hardcore jailtime for you my friend.

    You can't comprehend this because you do not even envisage such a big country with your media influenced view of it. You can't compare Norway to Russia.

    Anyway, my opinion is that no country should encourage prisoners. They should rot there, not live better than the middle class. Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in, and the justice system is so good that it gets them fast. Some people would think twice before doing something.
    that's why russia is so free of crime
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  26. Post #26
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    Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in
    maybe in some bizarro world.
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    December 2011
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    You're so biased. You're probably some comfy european. Firstly, the mentality between Russia and Europe is totally different. You can't even think like them, you don't know them. You only know what's in the news and on TV.

    What I can tell you is that no matter what happens in that country, they rule it with an iron fist. You did something wrong? Hardcore jailtime for you my friend.

    You can't comprehend this because you do not even envisage such a big country with your media influenced view of it. You can't compare Norway to Russia.

    Anyway, my opinion is that no country should encourage prisoners. They should rot there, not live better than the middle class. Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in, and the justice system is so good that it gets them fast. Some people would think twice before doing something.
    So If I rob a store I should die in prison?

    Yeah, you're kinda insane.

    Edited:

    "Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in"
    And this is just... Yeah, you don't know anything about prisons.
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  28. Post #28
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    So If I rob a store I should die in prison?

    Yeah, you're kinda insane.

    Edited:

    "Crime is stopped when the prisons get so hard to live in"
    And this is just... Yeah, you don't know anything about prisons.
    You're intelligent and you see that Black Dolphin is the final destination for extremely dangerous prisoners, such as cannibals and murderers. Stop trolling.

    Edited:

    maybe in some bizarro world.
    I think you'd think twice before doing something when prisons are bad rather than if they are a paradise to live in. You'd just rob banks just to get there.

    Edited:

    that's why russia is so free of crime
    Russia is the biggest country. You can't compare Russia to any other country with any of your rates. Normally, it's pretty hard to rule such a country, plus their mentality is different. Rehab doesn't really work for most inmates and Black Dolphin seems like a good idea.

    I'd be personally fucking scared to do something and get caught. Being in that prison is worse than anything.

  29. Post #29
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    December 2011
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    You're intelligent and you see that Black Dolphin is the final destination for extremely dangerous prisoners, such as cannibals and murderers. Stop trolling.
    I wasn't aware canniablism was such an issue.


    Murderers can be rehabilitated. many have been


    I think you'd think twice before doing something when prisons are bad rather than if they are a paradise to live in. You'd just rob banks just to get there.
    Uh no, there is zero evidence that points to that. Harsh prisons are NOT a deterrent.
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    So it's wrong to rehabilitate?
    When did I say that? In fact the attitude of the words I used should imply that I am in support of these prisons.
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    I wasn't aware canniablism was such an issue.


    Murderers can be rehabilitated. many have been



    Uh no, there is zero evidence that points to that. Harsh prisons are NOT a deterrent.
    Murderers should not be rehabilitated. There's nothing fair in rehabilitating a killer who consciously did it.

    Yes, some people with mental problems aren't aware they did something wrong, and sadly that is a problem of nature. Let's say rehab could be good for them, as a person, but I wouldn't let them again in society, that shit is dangerous.

    (There is an exception of self defense, or murder by mistake, and in those cases rehab is the best idea.)
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    Murderers should not be rehabilitated. There's nothing fair in rehabilitating a killer who consciously did it.

    Yes, some people with mental problems aren't aware they did something wrong, and sadly that is a problem of nature. Let's say rehab could be good for them, as a person, but I wouldn't let them again in society, that shit is dangerous.

    (There is an exception of self defense, or murder by mistake, and in those cases rehab is the best idea.)
    Then you clearly do not understand the effect rehab has on recidivism.

    You can't tell us what is right for the world when you can't bother to look up the facts of the matter.
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    Pretty sure if people dont understand you shouldnt kill your mom for not giving you vodka money, they are beyond rehabilitation. No im not putting that sick fuck in a nicer living area then somebody who wakes up every morning, doesnt kill his mother and works his ass off to live in a shit hole. Norway can be cool as much as they want, its like rewarding murderers for killing.


    Rapists too, if you cant get a girl to fuck you so you force it on her you should get put in a shit hole, because you cant rehabilitate a rapist. There is no excuse for Rape.
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    Murderers should not be rehabilitated. There's nothing fair in rehabilitating a killer who consciously did it.

    Yes, some people with mental problems aren't aware they did something wrong, and sadly that is a problem of nature. Let's say rehab could be good for them, as a person, but I wouldn't let them again in society, that shit is dangerous.

    (There is an exception of self defense, or murder by mistake, and in those cases rehab is the best idea.)
    Actually the people who consciously kill are easier to rehabilitate than the ones who have no control over their actions. A sociopath or psychopath cannot currently be cured of their illness.

    There are different reasons to kill, most of them stemming from poverty, lack of education, and lack of confidence in the individual. Those types of killers are able to be helped.
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  35. Post #35
    Dennab
    March 2010
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    Having jogging trails, a cell that looks like an apartment(versus a cage like most other prisons), and great recreational activities are definitely a plus.

    I mean, it's still prison, but look at this shit:



    Living areas, shared kitchens, a nice TV.



    A fucking climbing wall and basketball court.



    A recording studio.


    That's actually pretty ritzy.

    Edited:

    You get job training and mentoring, you get to take cooking classes, and all this other shit. It's more like a school than a prison, and I think that reflects on the Norwegian idea of criminality and incarceration. You aren't a bad person, you are a person in need of help.
    Brb, gonna go commit a crime in Norway.
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    Pretty sure if people dont understand you shouldnt kill your mom for not giving you vodka money, they are beyond rehabilitation. No im not putting that sick fuck in a nicer living area then somebody who wakes up every morning, doesnt kill his mother and works his ass off to live in a shit hole. Norway can be cool as much as they want, its like rewarding murderers for killing.


    Rapists too, if you cant get a girl to fuck you so you force it on her you should get put in a shit hole, because you cant rehabilitate a rapist. There is no excuse for Rape.
    Yeah, taking away someone's freedom completely is TOTALLY a reward.

    Edited:

    What stupid fucking world do you live in?

  37. Post #37
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    when you treat people like criminals and psychopaths, why would they act any other way? we know people adopt the roles given to them.
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  38. Post #38
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    Nor does treating them nicely
    Except it does and all statistics show it.
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    Yeah, taking away someone's freedom completely is TOTALLY a reward.

    Edited:

    What stupid fucking world do you live in?
    It doesn't matter if it's a reward or not. If you can't rehabilitate someone, then the goal is to separate them from society so they can't cause any more harm. Vindictively punishing the criminals doesn't help anything except a sick, demented view of justice.
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    Yeah, taking away someone's freedom completely is TOTALLY a reward.

    Edited:

    What stupid fucking world do you live in?
    I live in the real world. The world where institutionalized people exist. The world where people would GIVE UP THEIR FREEDOM to have shit handed to them. Open your eyes and realize that not everyone values freedom like you do.

    Actually not the real world my bad.
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