1. Post #1
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    June 2007
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    Tuesday night was the judgment in the case. John Kristoffer Larsgard was sentenced to
    prison for seven and a half years in prison.
    He gets a deduction of 230 days
    in custody.


    Norway's honorary consul in Phoenix since 2005, economics professor
    George Olandersat the State University Of Arizona, reviews the case
    against John Kristoffer Larsgard as "insane".

    - The whole thing is a disgrace to the United States. He should get a fine
    or similar to reckless driving, said Oland.

    He is shocked that John Kristoffer Larsgard was found guilty.

    - There is no evidence, even likely, that John Kristoffer Larsgard has tried to hurt or kill
    someone in Winslow. The case is completely lost. Having been present
    during part of the trial, I am shocked that he was convicted, said Oland.

    VG presented the story of 33-year-old who is imprisoned in Navajo County Jail
    on Monday. There, he is considered one of the most dangerous prisoners, and
    meets with VG in anklets and handcuffs in prison.


    - The treatment I receive here in prison is based on what I have been arrested
    for, not what I am convicted of. The conditions here are pretty bad for me right now.
    I can get out of my cell three times per week, one hour each time, to take me a shower
    and maybe read the documents. Otherwise, I'm inside the cell, which has a toilet, a sink
    and a mat to sleep on, says Lars farm.

    24th. september last year the 33-year-old and his mother was driving
    on Interstate 40 through the Arizona desert. Just before leaving Winslow
    a lamp lit up on the dashboard indicating there was something wrong with
    the steering. His mother, who was driving, realized something was wrong, and she
    drove the car right in the middle of the discount.

    The two obtained a rental car, but when they came back to Winslow to pick up
    their luggage in the wrecked car, the nightmare began. John Kristoffer Larsgard
    took a turn against a one-way street. The town was full of people because of a
    music festival. Many reacted aggressively to John Kristoffer's driving.

    It was noisy, and John Kristoffer Larsgard received a blow to the face that broke his nose.
    He paniced and drove away in a wild pace. The court found that he had tried to hurt
    people on purpose when he fled. Although he claims that he tried to get away.

    Have ended up in trouble several times

    KNOCKED DOWN: When John Christopher John Kristoffer Larsgard was arrested in Winslow last year,
    he and his mother Liv was on his way to Chicago. There, he filed a case against two people who
    in 2002 knocked him down during a run in Illinois, where he studied.

    The incident gave John Kristoffer Larsgard neck injuries. That same year, Professor
    Anders Bratholm a book about John Christopher John Kristoffer Larsgard and mother.

    BULLIED: In December 2001, John Christopher John Kristoffer Larsgard awarded 30,000 kroner in criminal
    injuries compensation because he was attacked by bullies at a school in Oslo.

    After that his mother was present in the VG and talked about what she characterized as
    a 'bully hell' that her son had been exposed. Bullying was so bad that his son moved to the United States.

    THROWN OUT: in September the same year, the bioengineering student was accused of
    being a potential terrorist and thrown out of studies at the University of South Alabama.

    22-year-old John Kristoffer Larsgard later sued the university, so he could continue his
    studies at another U.S. university.
    [tab]Source: [/tab]VG
    Short version: He takes a wrong turn into a one-way street, bunch of people gathers around yelling.
    Someone punches him in the face and brakes his nose, he panics, drives off and runs over a woman's foot who was
    one of those gathering around the car.

    He is now sentenced to 7.5 years in prison.

    What a backwards fucking corrupt legal system. He has no criminal records.
    Thank you America (Arizona), for ruining this persons life.
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    Holy shit what's wrong with that legal system.
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  3. Post #3
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    Story posted:
    THROWN OUT: in September the same year, the then bioengineering student accused of
    being a potential terrorist and thrown out of studies at the University of South Alabama.
    The fuck?
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    All bioengineering foreigners in Alabama are terrorists, an Alabaman told me so himself.
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  5. Post #5
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    Short version: He takes a wrong turn into a one-way street, bunch of people gathers around yelling.
    Someone punches him in the face and brakes his nose, he panics, drives off and runs over a woman's foot who was
    one of those gathering around the car.
    What kind of retard runs up to a car even if its in the wrong lane? He also must have been driving pretty slow (possibly trying to TURN AROUND) for them to attack him like that.
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    What the fuck? Something isn't right here.
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  8. Post #8
    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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    Well, I certainly get more reasons every week to actually NOT travel into the united states.
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    June 2007
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    Hopefully Norway can negotiate and arrange an extradition.
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    January 2007
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    arizona shouldn't be used as an overall example of the US
    things are.. different.. there
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  11. Post #11
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    March 2008
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    What the fuck America.
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  12. Post #12
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    April 2009
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    It's stuff like this that gives our country a negative rep. I feel terrible for this man. Sorry, Norway.
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    What the fuck America.
    arizona shouldn't be used as an overall example of the US
    things are.. different.. there
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    God damn, why is our legal system so fucked up? Honestly, first the botched Trayvon Martin murder investigation and now a guy goes to prison for turning into a one-way going the opposite direction, gets punched in the face and goes to prison because he panicked and ran over a woman's foot.
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  15. Post #15
    DANCE YOU FOOLS
    LiquidNazgul's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,646 Posts
    -snip, skepticism kicking in-

  16. Post #16
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    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona
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  17. Post #17
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    Well, that's what he gets for being a foreigner in Arizona.
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  18. Post #18
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    Oh man. That poor guy. I mean just look at him. :(

    Edited:

    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona
    you are now marked as a terrorist in a database somewhere
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  19. Post #19
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
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    November 2007
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    its about time they made an example of those communist, socialist scumbags! show him whats what with the US LEGAL SYSTEM!

    just read the little section on his previous run-ins with the law, holy shit that guy is unlucky
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  20. Post #20
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    Arizona is literally ran by Fascists.
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  21. Post #21
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    January 2012
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    Holbrook is a shitty city and if you're claiming to be Arizonan and not know that you can fuck off. This is not a good example of America OR Arizona. The problem is the city, it's nothing but a small shitty corrupt area full of assholes and idiots - avoid it.

    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona

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    - The treatment I receive here in prison is based on what I have been arrested
    for, not what I am convicted of, as long as I have not measured the penalty. The
    conditions here are pretty bad for me right now. I can get out of my cell three times
    per week, one hour each time, to take me a shower and maybe read the documents.
    Otherwise, I'm inside the cell, which has a toilet, a sink and a mat to sleep on, says Lars farm
    Good god that's awful. How in the hell do they expect criminals to come out of prison and not re offend with this sort of treatment?
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  23. Post #23
    DANCE YOU FOOLS
    LiquidNazgul's Avatar
    November 2007
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    Although I got to ask, does anyone have a link of this story to any major news outlets? The only site that have anything on it is sketchy at best (I only managed to find this one here as another source, but its questionable). Something this controversial should have made headlines by now, and I'm getting nothing, not even from Arizona.
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  24. Post #24
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    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona
    Guy gets arrested innapropriately = kill innocent people

    Brilliant logic
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  25. Post #25
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    October 2011
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    I'm sorry but, can anyone read the article without getting confused?

    The grammar is so hard to understand.
    Just before Winslow began a lamp to
    light the car. But her mother, who was driving, something went wrong, and she
    drove the car right in the middle of the discount at the exit to Winslow.
    I don't even...
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    President of the Westboro Baptist Church Fan Club
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,084 Posts
    I don't get it.

    What the fuck happened in Illinois? He prosecuted someone who knocked him down? What?

  27. Post #27
    DANCE YOU FOOLS
    LiquidNazgul's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,646 Posts
    I'm sorry but, can anyone read the article without getting confused?

    The grammar is so hard to understand.


    I don't even...
    That, and again I feel like a lot of details have been left out. I understand VG is the biggest newspaper in Norway, so certainly that lends credibility, but I think people ought to look into this rather than going "arizona fascist state america sux!!!"
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  28. Post #28
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    June 2011
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    Guy gets arrested innapropriately = kill innocent people

    Brilliant logic
    yes I am sure he literally wanted to purchase nuclear warheads off the black market and organize a massive terrorist plot to obliterate arizona

    stop taking everything so seriously, i've noticed you people do the same damn thing whenever someone says dumb stuff like "i hope x criminal dies".
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  29. Post #29
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    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona
    You're threatening to irradiate 3 hundred million people just because of one dumbass judge. Grow up.

    Edited:

    yes I am sure he literally wanted to purchase nuclear warheads off the black market and organize a massive terrorist plot to obliterate arizona

    stop taking everything so seriously, i've noticed you people do the same damn thing whenever someone says dumb stuff like "i hope x criminal dies".
    Threatening to blow up a country because something bad happened to one individual in it is stupid as shit whether you're serious or not.
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  30. Post #30
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    I'm sorry but, can anyone read the article without getting confused?

    The grammar is so hard to understand.


    I don't even...
    Sorry, I had Google translate the article. I will fix it.

    Also, it likes to translate his name into Lars Farm. His name is John Kristoffer Larsgard.
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  31. Post #31
    I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
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    You're threatening to blow up 3 hundred million people just because of one dumbass judge. Grow up.

    Edited:



    Threatening to blow up a country because something bad happened to one individual in it is stupid as shit whether you're serious or not.
    lol because he's honestly threatening to fucking blow up arizona

    Edited:

    when someone says "i died laughing" do u take it literally
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  32. Post #32
    churboi austin
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    October 2007
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    Arizona is literally ran by Fascists.
    it's not that bad
    just bad if you are involved with campus PD or the sheriff

  33. Post #33
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    January 2009
    1,474 Posts
    Why do I have to live in Arizona.

  34. Post #34
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    October 2010
    12,222 Posts
    He came to America to start a new life because of bullying back home, then one thing led to another, and he's sentenced to prison for 7 years with a bruised up mugshot on the nationwide media.. Yeah.

  35. Post #35
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    April 2010
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    A surprising number of FPers live in Arizona.
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  36. Post #36
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    January 2010
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    a great experience in the land of the free

  37. Post #37
    ~blue 4evr~
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    a great experience in the land of the free


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  38. Post #38
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
    The Baconator's Avatar
    April 2011
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    Speaking of Arizona, they just recently redefined pregnancy as beginning 2 weeks before conception (yes you read that right, 2 weeks before having the actual sex that made you pregnant)
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  39. Post #39
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    April 2009
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    This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona
    I'm sorry, what? Oxygen isn't an organism.
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  40. Post #40

    February 2012
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    when someone says "i died laughing" do u take it literally
    Yeah, my aspergers causes that. Thanks.
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