1. Post #561
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    Chamango's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,023 Posts
    IIRC Hussie made a tutorial for the amazing rape-age that goes on in sbahj, it involves screenshotting 0-quality .jpeg previews and lucrative usage of the sharpen tool.
    I've been at this shit for HOW LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THIS.
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  2. Post #562
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,709 Posts
    calzone you must give us this tutorial
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  3. Post #563
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    February 2011
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    let me have it

    give it to me
    IIRC it was more of a list of steps on his old formspring.

    What he'd do primarily is prepare the initial drawings to be saved as a .jpg, screenshot the quality preview, copy that over the original, and then keep doing that over and over again until it was ugly enough, then he'd patch them together sloppily and go over the whole thing with the sharpen tool.

    I've been at this shit for HOW LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THIS.
    yeah, it's those two steps I employed in the making of LIGHT UP THE COART. Not terribly hard.

    I don't know how he manages to get that horrendous scum around the edges of things though.

    Edited:

    So I found this video sitting in a folder full of Livestream recordings and I thought you all would appreciate it.

    In it I draw dicks and Homestuck shipping.

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  4. Post #564
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    Chamango's Avatar
    October 2007
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    I don't know how he manages to get that horrendous scum around the edges of things though.
    Find edges/Sharpen edges.
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  5. Post #565
    DChapsfield's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,988 Posts
    OH GOD

    IT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

    AND

    HE

    GOT ONE
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  6. Post #566
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    February 2011
    7,667 Posts
    oh god my sides I can't even finish reading this

    Edited:

    oh god he's shouting about his boner right in front of her as it is ahahahaha

    let's hope Aranea doesn't know what a boner if for Jake's sake
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  7. Post #567
    <3
    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
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    DREAM BONER
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  8. Post #568
    this is some of the greatest dialog yet
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  9. Post #569
    #lmao #owned
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    January 2009
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    NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER
    - jake english, 2012
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  10. Post #570
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    February 2011
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    NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER
    - jake english, 2012
    TT: Next stop, Boner City.

    Edited:

    it begins

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  11. Post #571
    <3
    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
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    NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER
    - jake english, 2012
    TT: Next stop, Boner City.
    Why during this particular update does Hussie's Girlfriend coincedentally post This on tumblr?
    (NSFW)
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  12. Post #572
    Avian genetic specimen extraction specialist
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    January 2007
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    I wonder if she can hear him and if she can does she know what a boner is
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  13. Post #573
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    February 2011
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    I wonder if she can hear him and if she can does she know what a boner is
    Of course she can and considering she's a zillion years old and is basically the dream bubble advice town bicycle she probably knows what a boner is.

    The question is whether or not she can appreciate Jake's confidence in his erection.
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  14. Post #574
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    June 2010
    858 Posts
    GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
    I want to laugh SO HARD, but everyone in my house is sleeping right now.
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  15. Post #575
    <3
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    October 2010
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    Gamzee confirmed for hung like a horse.
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  16. Post #576
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    July 2010
    703 Posts
    I want to laugh SO HARD, but everyone in my house is sleeping right now.
    GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
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  17. Post #577
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    I think we're overlooking the fact that Imaginary Dirk has the same way of jumping to other characters as Hussie
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  18. Post #578
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
    13,573 Posts
    I think we're overlooking the fact that Imaginary Dirk has the same way of jumping to other characters as Hussie
    it's as if hussie took a good long look at Dave and in-comic Huss and was like you know what this isn't self-inserty enough

    then dirk was made

    I think there's some symbolism in the fact that dirk is literally a puppetmaster
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  19. Post #579
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    February 2008
    3,488 Posts
    Have some spider girl cosplay.



       (suddenly Jake is not the only one with a boner.)   
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  20. Post #580
    Cajun's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,462 Posts
    my sides oh god
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  21. Post #581
       (suddenly Jake is not the only one with a boner.)   
    oh shit Jake wake up it's a trap
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  22. Post #582
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    October 2010
    2,616 Posts
    Oh man, he is blowing it with this foxy slunt.
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  23. Post #583
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    June 2010
    3,929 Posts
    Oh god, this update had me in tears.

    Been a long while since one was this funny.
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  24. Post #584
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
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  25. Post #585
    I DRAW SEALS
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    March 2009
    6,089 Posts
    First hussie pops some awful dialog, taking us totally off guard when he pops what appears to be PURE FUCKING LIQUID PLATINUM COMEDY GOLD.

    Hussssiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
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  26. Post #586
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    August 2011
    2,065 Posts
    Of course, this posses the question:how big are the boy's cocks?
    I assume jake's is the largest, because this is freaking jake we're talking about. Followed by dave,dirk, and then john.

    Also, tiny bone-bulge karkat is my new (and only) head cannon.
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  27. Post #587
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    February 2011
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    Of course, this posses the question:how big are the boy's cocks?
    I assume jake's is the largest, because this is freaking jake we're talking about. Followed by dave,dirk, and then john.

    Also, tiny bone-bulge karkat is my new (and only) head cannon.
    check please
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  28. Post #588
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
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  29. Post #589
    SurferSasquatch's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Of course, this posses the question:how big are the boy's cocks?
    I assume jake's is the largest, because this is freaking jake we're talking about. Followed by dave,dirk, and then john.

    Also, tiny bone-bulge karkat is my new (and only) head cannon.
    If we're really going to start legitimately talking about this, we may as well go the extra mile and ask the true question- which of the girls has the biggest cock?
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  30. Post #590
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    August 2011
    2,065 Posts
    If we're really going to start legitimately talking about this, we may as well go the extra mile and ask the true question- which of the girls has the biggest cock?
    roxy

    it's so true
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  31. Post #591
    Gold Member
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    October 2007
    4,023 Posts
    Kanaya has to tuck it into her socks.
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  32. Post #592
    riku2211's Avatar
    October 2009
    2,327 Posts
    why is this happening
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  33. Post #593
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
    13,573 Posts
    and suddenly we're mspachan thanks guys i really wanted to sperg out about dicks and shit
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  34. Post #594
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    17,137 Posts
    oh hi facepunch what's going on
    oh i guess I'll be going then
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  35. Post #595
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    April 2010
    571 Posts
    Kanaya has to tuck it into her socks.
    Of course my favorite character would have the biggest dick.
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  36. Post #596
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
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  37. Post #597
    Takuat's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,173 Posts
    Dirk gives Jake a boner. Welp here comes the rule 34.
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  38. Post #598
    Sexist
    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,983 Posts
    Suddenly Jake is not an irresistible stud to the ladies
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  39. Post #599
    <3
    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
    14,608 Posts
    Suddenly Jake is even more of an irresistible stud to the ladies
    Ftfy
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  40. Post #600
    hOnK :o)
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    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    -snop look on next page-
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