1. Post #1
    What fun is there in making sense?
    Dennab
    October 2007
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    How Did The ‘World’s Fastest Lotus’ Crash Into A Freeway Wall?

    The Ronin Exige, aka the self-proclaimed 'World's Fastest Lotus', is a supercharged and turbocharged 680-horsepower monster. But yesterday morning it was put into the wall of California's 101. Now the owner claims it wasn't his fault — or the car's.

    Word got out that the Exige had been wrecked, so the owner, Frank Profera, decided to explain — quite graphically, at that — how it happened in a YouTube comment:

    I was rear ended by some fuckin cunt in a Porsche while on the fwy. He hit my left rear and spun me, I ended up in the right side wall.... I can't wait to see this fuckin cunt in jail for a hit and run...Fuckin cunt Porsche owners...No one in front of me or in ether laneon my side and this cunt hits me up the ass...what does that tell ya about Porsche owners...always lookin for a cute ass even if it's an old dude
    YouTube comments are generally accepted as one of the least reliable sources of information in human history, so we can't say for sure how the crash happened. At least no one was hurt and the damage looks reparable.





    Sounds like a grade A douchebag. Also noticed that he has goddamn slicks on his car, driving it on the highway.
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  2. Post #2
    Super Hoborator
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    May 2007
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    His vanity plate says "CHUE ME"

    He deserved it.
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  3. Post #3
    RISC MASTER RACE.
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    It doesn't look that bad to us but in reality, a bent rim and a mangled corner on the body is somewhere around $30000 to repair.

    ITT: Rich people with first world problems.
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  4. Post #4
    Judging from his Youtube comment, Mr. Profera sounds like a real classy guy.
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    July 2005
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    Ahahaha, what a dick. Sounds like he deserved it.
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  6. Post #6
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    December 2009
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    Seems like he can't handle the taste of German engineering.
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  7. Post #7
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    Dennab
    October 2007
    9,274 Posts
    Just noticed he has racing slicks on the car. Driving on public roads with bald tires is fuckin classy.
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    August 2005
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    He's apparently 62 years old
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    February 2005
    950 Posts
    Ugh..Very fast car with racing slicks on public highway..In california...Not smart?
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    November 2010
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    Ugh..Very fast car with racing slicks on public highway..In california...Not smart?
    Imagine driving while it's raining.
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2008
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    So, a guy gets hit by a Porsche owner, but its okay since the guy was an apparent douche bag? Flawless logic.
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  12. Post #12
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    January 2005
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    Just because he is a douchebag and has a expensive car does not mean he deserved to be rear ended like that. It could have killed him or someone else, plus it takes a real douche-bag to rear end someone car because it is nicer then their own. (if that story is true, maybe just a bruised ego)

    Anyway, i feel sorry for the car.
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  13. Post #13
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    October 2007
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    So, a guy gets hit by a Porsche owner, but its okay since the guy was an apparent douche bag? Flawless logic.
    Yep pretty much.

    Edited:

    Just because he is a douchebag and has a expensive car does not mean he deserved to be rear ended like that. It could have killed him or someone else, plus it takes a real douche-bag to rear end someone car because it is nicer then their own. (if that story is true, maybe just a bruised ego)

    Anyway, i feel sorry for the car.
    Yeah but nobody was killed so I don't really care.
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  15. Post #15
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    September 2009
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    fuckin cunt Porsche owners, i hate the lot of them!

    I've seen a rise in uh, car loyalty going on lately? Never thought people got so defensive over cars before.
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  16. Post #16
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    February 2009
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    Why are nice/expensive cars always owned by asshats?

    Edited:

    I feel no sympathy for the driver
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  17. Post #17
    Judging from his Youtube comment, Mr. Profera sounds like a real classy guy.
    I can understand the anger, though

    that's not going to be cheap
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  18. Post #18
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    October 2007
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    Why are nice/expensive cars always owned by asshats?

    Edited:

    I feel no sympathy for the driver
    Why not? He could've died because someone else rear ended him? What an asshole for being mad
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    December 2010
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    I think somebody had been playing too much Burnout.

  20. Post #20
    Why not? He could've died because someone else rear ended him? What an asshole for being mad
    rofl yeah fuck that douche I mean really $30000 in damages and possible death... how dare he get angry

    like LazyBoy here said... HOW is it logical that he's a douche?
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  21. Post #21
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    that car is p sexy looking tho
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  22. Post #22
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    August 2008
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    who the fuck uses slicks on a road car

    who the fuck approves someone to get a "chue me" vanity plate

    who the fuck even buys the fastest Lotus
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  23. Post #23
    The fuck is "chue me" supposed to mean? I'm not good at english and I can't figure this one out.
    Chew me? Chao me? Chemi? I don't know.
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    The fuck is "chue me" supposed to mean? I'm not good at english and I can't figure this one out.
    Chew me? Chao me? Chemi? I don't know.
    I think it is the equivalent of suck my dick
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  25. Post #25
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    August 2006
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    He clearly wrecked it himself, he's got RACING SLICKS on a 600 horsepower RWD supercar on hot Californian roads... are you fucking kidding? He probably tried to be a hardass and show off. Racing slicks + warm, non-race grade tarmac = no traction at all
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  26. Post #26
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    July 2007
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    It doesn't look that bad to us but in reality, a bent rim and a mangled corner on the body is somewhere around $30000 to repair.

    ITT: Rich people with first world problems.
    Yeah, but he would have been stupid not put some heavy insurance on this vehicle.
    On another note, hit-and-runs are quite common in California.

  27. Post #27
    What fun is there in making sense?
    Dennab
    October 2007
    9,274 Posts
    He says the Porsche driver stopped about a mile down the road, and he's going to try to press charges on him.

    I noticed that there is no paint transfer from this Porsche that PIT maneuvered him, though...

    I'm guessing he lost control and since the Porsche in his rear view was the last thing he saw before it went sideways, that is what he is going with.
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2010
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    Not sure what about the US, but slicks are illegal in most (all?) of Europe, so no idea what the fuck was he doing...
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  29. Post #29
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    Or this asshole is so egocentrically self centered he believes it was a Porche, not that he could've feathered the gas and lost the rear end. Which tends to happen when you have a 50% more power to weight ratio than a Bugatti veyron.

    Also mind the driver he is a pretty cool guy, and the car is an engineering clusterfuck of power, which is pretty badass:
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    who the fuck uses slicks on a road car

    who the fuck approves someone to get a "chue me" vanity plate

    who the fuck even buys the fastest Lotus
    a tool

    if I bought the fastest car I'd rent a huge dry strip of road and burn the shit out of a ton of oil

  31. Post #31
    What fun is there in making sense?
    Dennab
    October 2007
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    Or this asshole is so egocentrically self centered he believes it was a Porche, not that he could've feathered the gas and lost the rear end. Which tends to happen when you have a 50% more power to weight ratio than a Bugatti veyron.

    Also mind the driver he is a pretty cool guy, and the car is an engineering clusterfuck of power, which is pretty badass:
    Ha! I grew up in Lancaster! There is no wrong side of the tracks in that town. It's all a shithole.
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  32. Post #32
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    October 2010
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    More and more reasons why I should get a dashcam on my car.

  33. Post #33
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    June 2008
    7,115 Posts
    It doesn't look that bad to us but in reality, a bent rim and a mangled corner on the body is somewhere around $30000 to repair.

    ITT: Rich people with first world problems.
    IIRC the car retails for around $65-70,000, so I'm not sure it would cost that much. (Though I'm not sure by any means, and it probably would need to be shipped over seas to be repaired.)

  34. Post #34
    Source's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,876 Posts
    More and more reasons why I should get a dashcam on my car.
    I'm totally getting one towards end of this year, apparently my insurance will offer a discount to any drivers that have one.

  35. Post #35
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    Dennab
    January 2007
    4,091 Posts
    IIRC the car retails for around $65-70,000, so I'm not sure it would cost that much. (Though I'm not sure by any means, and it probably would need to be shipped over seas to be repaired.)
    Most likely the guy will buy new panels and parts with insurance money and fix it himself in his workshop.

  36. Post #36
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    December 2005
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    I'm betting he changed lanes into the front of a Porsche and wrecked himself.
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  37. Post #37
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    Imagine driving while it's raining.
    I'm riding on semi-slicks and I get like a full 2 seconds of spin if I hit the gas in the rain, riding racing slicks in the rain would be terrible

    Edited:

    slicks also aren't legal on roads iirc

  38. Post #38
    Jawesome's Avatar
    June 2011
    14 Posts
    Poor Porsche.

  39. Post #39
    Folgergeist's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,077 Posts
    lol @ his childish rivalry

    Factor in ricer accessories plus his license plate and this hilarious
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  40. Post #40
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    November 2007
    7,239 Posts
    Oh wow, racing slicks on a highway. He was asking for disaster.
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