1. Post #1
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    April 2009
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    An IT worker caught on camera urinating on the chairs of female colleagues has turned himself into local police and been charged with criminal offences.

    Raymond Charles Foley, 59, was initially dismissed from his IT job at US company Farm Bureau Financial Services after being busted for urinating, in a strange cat like sexual marking technique, on the chairs of co-workers whom he deemed to be attractive.

    The WestDesMoinesPatch reported that the suspect turned himself into police - Farm Bureau Financial Services corporate VP Lauri Strottman, alerted authorities following the company's discovery of who the urine bandit was after an investigation was sparked by employees had been complaining about stains on their chairs since October. Farm Bureau had surveillance cameras installed in February to solve the mystery.

    The employee was allegedly caught on tape as he urinated on several chairs, causing about US$4,500 in damages.

    Strottman said the former employee who worked in the IT department had access to the employee database, which included photos of his coworkers. According to police reports , the suspect admitted to Strottman, "I was doing inappropriate things I shouldn't be doing." The company terminated the man's employment Monday, and he left the premises without incident.
    Words cannot describe

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04...h_and_charged/
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  2. Post #2
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
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    Wait, why would he do that?
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  3. Post #3
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    September 2005
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    a man must mark his territory, after all
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  4. Post #4
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    Looks like someone has a weak bladder.
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  5. Post #5
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    May 2009
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    in a strange cat like sexual marking technique
    I think he should join face punch and go to the cat girl megathread in the general discussion section. He might like it there.
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  6. Post #6
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    The company is probably pissed off.
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  7. Post #7
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    Seeing "Blasted" in the title, I thought someone made a piss-cannon and blasted females off of their chairs with piss
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    February 2012
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    Edited:

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  9. Post #9
    I pleasure myself while wearing Combine armour~~
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    May 2010
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    At least he wasn't pissed drunk. Maybe he was?

  10. Post #10
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    July 2007
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    The company is probably pissed off.


    I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!
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  11. Post #11
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    I'm very surprised that the female workers reported him to the police. What with the amount of people preferring "natural" alternatives and such. What he was doing is completely "natural".

    The employee was allegedly caught on tape as he urinated on several chairs, causing about US$4,500 in damages.
    How many chairs did he piss on to cause $4,500 in damages?

    Why did he do it if there were security cameras watching him?
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  12. Post #12
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
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    picking up women for the average sperglord chapter 8
    youre lonely and girls dont pay attention to you?

    time to seek advice from the animal kingdom!!
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  13. Post #13
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    I wounder what the unattractive women felt when he did not piss on their seat.
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    I wounder what the unattractive women felt when he did not piss on their seat.
    Pissed
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    Only in the IT field.

  16. Post #16
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    Raymond Charles Foley


    Sure got them good
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  17. Post #17
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    Sure got them good
    Dem toilets was weird tho, screamin n shit
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  18. Post #18
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    November 2010
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    causing about US$4,500 in damages.
    $4,500? That seems a little extreme.
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  19. Post #19
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    December 2005
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    $4,500? That seems a little extreme.
    Some businesses that care about their employees bother with proper ergonomic chairs, which run from $200 bulk to $450 (or more) off the shelf. It could add up quickly, depending on how low his standards for attraction are.
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  20. Post #20
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    Just a more in depth way of saying "Well i'd fuck her, and i'd fuck her, and I'd fuck her, but not her.." ect. He's just getting one step ahead of all the other guys.
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