1. Post #1
    An Instagram for Android app is finally here. Previously iPhone-only, not everyone pleased to have the riff-raff crash their twee color-filtering party.

    Way more complaints on the article and dozens being submitted every second on twitter.
    personal favorite

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopou...roid-instagram
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  2. Post #2
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    September 2007
    541 Posts
    Yeah androids are shit and anyone who uses them gargles moose cum
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  3. Post #3
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    August 2009
    4,330 Posts
    Wow, I don't even have a smartphone and I raged at those comments.
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  4. Post #4
    TheJoker's Avatar
    July 2008
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    Does it really matter?
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  5. Post #5
    that last comment is pretty dumb.
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  6. Post #6
    TIME ALLEN
    Panthereye's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,642 Posts
    Does it really matter?
    DUH!!! Only iPhones can have a photo filter app! IT'S FOR THE COOL KIDS ONLY!

    iPhone supremacists are fucking annoying.
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  7. Post #7
    I LOVE NAZIS
    JimmyA's Avatar
    June 2011
    4,517 Posts
    Ewwww, iPhone has photoshop now?
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  8. Post #8
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    sHiBaN's Avatar
    April 2006
    4,109 Posts
    Oh wow.

    It's like when I have my HTC Windows Phone and everyone in my college course looks at me funny with their shiny, sparkling, glossy iFads and iFohhnns
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  9. Post #9
    I SHOULDN'T OWN A FIREARM
    GunFox's Avatar
    May 2005
    7,552 Posts
    Yeah androids are shit and anyone who uses them gargles moose cum
    So is the moose cum like...recycled? I mean, the number of moose on the planet is pretty small compared to the number of android users.

    They'd have to have like a factory with people masturbating moose all day. Then you'd have a bunch of angry moose with friction burns on their dicks tearing crap up and I'm still pretty sure you wouldn't have enough moose cum for android users to gargle.

    I would suggest a different land mammal for cum gargalage.
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  10. Post #10
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,433 Posts
    How dare they have access to our generic photo filters!

    Hipsters unite!
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  11. Post #11
    It's not like the iPhone will lose it's lomo-like camera quality which can be only made decent with the addition of fake vignette and grain
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  12. Post #12
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    June 2009
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    I own an iPhone, and I'm disgusted at the comments.

    ...I don't even use Instagram.
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  13. Post #13
    Last or First's Avatar
    December 2009
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    I own an iPhone, and I'm disgusted at the comments.

    ...I don't even use Instagram.
    I own an iPhone, I'm disgusted at the comments, and I didn't even know that Instagram was a thing that existed until I read this thread.

    And I still don't know what the fuck it does.

    does it turn normal crackers into graham crackers almost instantly?
    i would love it if there were an app for that
    is there an app for that
    please let there be an app for that
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  14. Post #14
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    March 2009
    3,625 Posts
    yeah fuck those android shitheads they should all go choke on walrus dick
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  15. Post #15
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    April 2010
    3,002 Posts
    This would never happen if the US government would just listen to my idea of throwing all iPhone owners into a volcano.
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  16. Post #16
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    March 2009
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    i hope they all die
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  17. Post #17
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    June 2008
    2,616 Posts
    I have an iphone
    and i have no idea what instagram is.
    Should i feel good or bad?


    Edit:
    By the way this thing with iphone and android users are like those browser fights?
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  18. Post #18
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    September 2008
    3,740 Posts
    instagram is shit anyways so

    y'know
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  19. Post #19
    ''just wondering''
    Keegs's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,878 Posts
    Alot of those comments look like jokes.

    ... I hope :ohdear:
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2009
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    Am I right in assuming Instagram is basically just a shitty social network for iPhone where wannabe hipsters can post their shitty pictures?
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  21. Post #21
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    August 2008
    1,710 Posts
    it's just a program that applies filters to photos you take, and lets you put them on twitter. Fucking simple, every filter is shit and people who are trying to be hipsters use it.
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  22. Post #22
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    November 2006
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    By the way this thing with iphone and android users are like those browser fights?
    Yes, but because people pay money for their stuff they feel even more entitled to the dumb shit. iPhone users definitely take the cake for dumb shit that gets said though...
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  23. Post #23
    For the people who don't know what instagram is
    it allows you to ruin pictures with filters so it looks like you took a picture with a very shitty Lomo camera (a trend known as lomography)
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  24. Post #24
    ForestRaptor's Avatar
    June 2008
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    Am I right in assuming Instagram is basically just a shitty social network for iPhone where wannabe hipsters can post their shitty pictures?
    Yup, complete with its own ~artistic filters.
    Many of my friends use it to share photos which is okay I guess.

  25. Post #25
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    SystemGS's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,855 Posts
    why

    just why
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  26. Post #26
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    February 2009
    12,437 Posts
    Like everyone I know uses Instagram


    I don't even understand the point of it
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  27. Post #27
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    January 2012
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    Oh wow.

    It's like when I have my HTC Windows Phone and everyone in my college course looks at me funny with their shiny, sparkling, glossy iFads and iFohhnns
    Don't listen to him, we're just too hip and trendy for his kind. psht.
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  28. Post #28
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    June 2007
    2,855 Posts
    Like everyone I know uses Instagram


    I don't even understand the point of it
    fun to post pictures of things with filters, i guess

    i don't understand the appeal, but it's obviously fun for others. to each his or her own, in my mind
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  29. Post #29
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,433 Posts
    that last comment is pretty dumb.
    Well, it's a pretty decent comparison, they've spent who knows how long asserting their belief that they're superior to someone else for no good reason and now that delusion is crashing down.
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  30. Post #30
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    December 2005
    6,178 Posts
    Hahah oh wow.

  31. Post #31
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    9,154 Posts
    Meanwhile: Real photographers are laughing at both groups
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  32. Post #32
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    June 2009
    2,845 Posts
    This makes me ashamed to own an iPhone.

    What a bunch of losers.
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  33. Post #33
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    April 2008
    2,320 Posts


    Or white-supremacists when black people were allowed to vote

    what a dumbass
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  34. Post #34
    instagrams kinda cool actually


    but people are trying to act like you need to be some cool guy hipster iPhone user to use it, which is fucking stupid
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  35. Post #35
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    17,104 Posts
    Android users are smart enough to not take stupid shitty pictures and then apply shitty filters to them.

    Kidding, all users on all platforms are equally stupid.
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  36. Post #36
    Glorious GNU/Linux Master Race
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    May 2010
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    instagrams kinda cool actually


    but people are trying to act like you need to be some cool guy hipster iPhone user to use it, which is fucking stupid
    smartphones are mainstream.

    hipsters only use the oldest and least used phones.
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  37. Post #37
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    December 2007
    1,003 Posts
    hahahahahahahahaha

    I've no loyalty to any smartphone OS, but iOS users just seem like dickbags.
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  38. Post #38
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    November 2006
    6,480 Posts
    Really now. Calling Android users dumb is like calling the kettle black. Plus I think this Instagram is just pure nonsense.
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  39. Post #39
    smartphones are mainstream.

    hipsters only use the oldest and least used phones.
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  40. Post #40
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    July 2006
    14,251 Posts
    People on Instagram shouldn't have to worry though, the only people who use instagram are tools and most tools own an iphone to be in the status quo.
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