1. Post #41
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    August 2007
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    Oh god. I don't even know how that happened but I cringed.
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  2. Post #42
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    Justinx931's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,151 Posts
    I too, am confused on how would that happen, It was not that sharp and a fast run to a door could not penerate the skin that bad. its like that was a heavy door and it closed fast on you.

    God, i don't even want to know how bad that feels.
    Get well soon.
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  3. Post #43
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    March 2009
    16,953 Posts
    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Nerve damage.
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  4. Post #44
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    February 2011
    7,784 Posts
    That thing looks like it's really dirty, have fun with the tetnus
    Wow, thanks for breaking it to him easily, Doc.

  5. Post #45
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    April 2008
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    Wow, thanks for breaking it to him easily, Doc.
    Related?

    Really though.. I still can't wrap my head around how you managed this.
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  6. Post #46
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    February 2011
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    The thread title was pretty clear about what happened. He was fucking the door handle, and he fell on top of it.
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  7. Post #47
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    January 2011
    699 Posts
    I had the same thing happen when my lung collapsed about a year ago. The doctor had just put the chest tube in and I had to get up for x-rays. The male nurse was very impatient about me taking forever to get up and not moving my arm more then a few degrees due to the pain I was in.
    i would be a dick too if i somehow ended up as a male nurse
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  8. Post #48
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    October 2009
    4,167 Posts
    Hngg Oh god that looks painful.

  9. Post #49
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    January 2007
    8,179 Posts
    what do you mean by "stronger stuff"

    are you on dilaudid or what?
    medical heroin

    Edited:

    jesus it looks like you got clamped

  10. Post #50
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    November 2009
    6,600 Posts
    Holy fuck dude.


    You never asked for that.
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  11. Post #51
    Ah... tits!
    sam6420's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,232 Posts
    How sharp is that door handle?! Aren't they usually blunt? Holy shit!
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  12. Post #52
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    December 2007
    7,512 Posts
    Holy shit that is in your arm deep, will you make a full recovery? Can you recover from that nerve damage, and will your bicep be completely functional?

    This reminds me of when I was with my friends in the woods when I was younger. There was a fallen tree we were messing around on and I was running from the top of the tree down to the roots. I went to run through a bunch of leaves, little did I know there was a snapped off branch pointing straight at me. I ran straight into it and it left a 4 inch long gash across my chest while clothes lineing me onto my back. Fortunately I didn't break any ribs.

  13. Post #53
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    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Holy shit that is in your arm deep, will you make a full recovery? Can you recover from that nerve damage, and will your bicep be completely functional?
    They said that my bicep will be fully functional and actually somewhat stronger because of the rebuilding of the muscle fibers, but the nerve damage may be permanent.


    How sharp is that door handle?! Aren't they usually blunt? Holy shit!
    It is extremely blunt and I have no idea how it went into my arm. I think my arm tried to fit in between the handle and the door when it got snagged. Then the force of it snapping me back made it penetrate. Honestly, I have no idea.
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  14. Post #54
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    March 2009
    1,913 Posts
    the neighbor held up a cold rag to my head to keep me from going into shock.
    Unless we're talking about hyperthermic shock that's not how it works.
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  15. Post #55
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    February 2010
    1,255 Posts
    you going to put the door handle back on the door?
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  16. Post #56
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    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Unless we're talking about hyperthermic shock that's not how it works.
    I just used that as a term to generalize "passing out"

    you going to put the door handle back on the door?
    HELL NO
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  17. Post #57
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    June 2006
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    Wow the nerve damage is really tough luck. Must hurt 10 times worse than when it didn't hit the nerve too.
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  18. Post #58
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    December 2008
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    Wait, I'm still curious as to how the hell did that get lodged in your arm?

  19. Post #59
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    May 2005
    2,808 Posts
    Dude can you move your fingers and stuff?
    My worst nightmare is being unable to do any kind of small hobby, like painting, computers, and so on.
    Also I like my fingers. I guess you can already tell.
    Get well!
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  20. Post #60
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    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Dude can you move your fingers and stuff?
    I can move my fingers just fine, but when I touch something with my pinkie or ring finger on my left hand, it tingles sort of like pins and needles. I have about 25% feeling in those 2 fingers.

    I'm going to the doctor today, so I'll post a picture of the wound.

  21. Post #61
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    June 2006
    4,759 Posts
    Sounds like your feeling might return to you, but probably not 100%.
    I have nerve damage by burning and it seems like it's still getting better although very slowly.

    You should ask your doctor how much of your feeling will return.

  22. Post #62
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    June 2005
    14,577 Posts
    what the fuck, that looks fucking intense

    Edited:

    what do you mean by "stronger stuff"

    are you on dilaudid or what?
    fentanyl probably or diamorphine

  23. Post #63
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    You should ask your doctor how much of your feeling will return.
    I asked him and he said that they have no idea how much will return.

    fentanyl probably or diamorphine
    It was fentanyl. I remember from the name.

  24. Post #64
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    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    12,860 Posts
    Will you be able to masturbate with that arm? If not, then I'm very sorry for the loss, son.
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  25. Post #65
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    September 2009
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    Will you be able to masturbate with that arm? If not, then I'm very sorry for the loss, son.
    Its his left, I believe.

  26. Post #66
    Holy shit that looks like it was extremely painful.

  27. Post #67
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    Dennab
    January 2012
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    Will you be able to masturbate with that arm? If not, then I'm very sorry for the loss, son.
    RIP op's girlfriend
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  28. Post #68
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    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Will you be able to masturbate with that arm? If not, then I'm very sorry for the loss, son.
    For your information, I am right handed :D
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  29. Post #69
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    April 2007
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    What the fuck they ripped your nice polo shirt!

    Get well soon kid.
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  30. Post #70
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    December 2009
    4,971 Posts
    My dad ran into a (blunt) door handle too when he was young.
    It impaled his shoulder.
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  31. Post #71
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    March 2012
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    At least you don't have it bad as this cat

    http://i.imgur.com/iSLga.jpg

    (User was banned for this post ("Don't image tag NSFW images" - Craptasket))
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  32. Post #72
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    May 2009
    1,918 Posts
    "Man, I'll get so many heart ratings for this!"
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  33. Post #73
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    August 2009
    9,280 Posts
    Door handles

    NOT EVEN ONCE.
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  34. Post #74
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    February 2007
    2,099 Posts
    What is this. I dont even...

    I mean a door handle, you couldn't penetrate something if you tried!

    Hope you get better soon, and the numb finger might turn out to be a blessing.

  35. Post #75
    Sixer's Avatar
    February 2010
    555 Posts
    I actually had to come back to this thread to inspect that wound again. The first time I looked at it I guess it didn't really strike me what the issue was (I'm not very observant lol).

    Holy shit mate, that's terrible. I've broken bones before, but I've never had something like that happen. I hope you don't have permanent nerve damage, or at least not debilitating nerve damage.

  36. Post #76
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    June 2011
    4,508 Posts
    At least you don't have it bad as this cat

    =
    fucking tag that man
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  37. Post #77
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    August 2009
    1,431 Posts
    It could be worse. I knew someone who severed all the nerves in the palm in her hand. She couldn't use her hand properly for just over a year. Basically a year off work, watching Jeremy Kyle and living off insurance payments. That's insufferable!

    Anyway, enjoy your microsurgery.

  38. Post #78
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    August 2009
    9,280 Posts
    Impale the door with the handle

    See how it likes that.
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  39. Post #79
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    July 2006
    3,889 Posts
    did you dick around with the door handle when it was in your arm

    if I was high on painkillers that's what I would've done. I'm a terrible patient.

  40. Post #80
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    Dennab
    September 2011
    3,976 Posts
    I wouldn't be able to handle the pain
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