1. Post #1
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    A door handle for a screen door impaled all the way into my arm and curved around my arm. Went to the hospital and got morphine four times over the next four hours and then some stronger stuff. They took it out and now I have nerve damage. I actually just ran into the damn thing and it snapped me back. It fucking sucked. So how should I explain this after the break?

    Pic:
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  2. Post #2
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    July 2008
    6,255 Posts
    That thing looks like it's really dirty, have fun with the tetnus
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  3. Post #3
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    I'm on antibiotics like three times a day. The nerve damage is the worst part. It's hard to feel my pinky and ring fingers on my left hand.
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    RISC MASTER RACE.
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    August 2010
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    I feel so bad for laughing.
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    March 2011
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    Holy shit, how does that happen?
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  6. Post #6
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    I just ran into it. It was a screen door that swings shut and I tripped into it. It snapped me back and I thought my arm was broken. I have to get it checked out tomorrow and I'll post a picture of the wound without the bandage on.
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  7. Post #7
    GeneralMoosen's Avatar
    October 2011
    740 Posts
    Hope you get better brother.
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    July 2007
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    Oh my. That's equally impressive as it is disturbing.
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  9. Post #9
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    I was running too fast. I think I tripped. Thank you.

  10. Post #10
    abananapeel's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,200 Posts
    That's pretty alpha bro. But get better fast.
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  11. Post #11
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    October 2006
    1,890 Posts
    nerve damage? bummer, man. at least you have a funny (in the future) story to tell now.
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  12. Post #12
    I BANG 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS BUT ITS OKAY I ADMIT I HAVE PROBLEMS
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    shit son... that's as hilarious as it is fucked up
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  13. Post #13
    Shock_Coil's Avatar
    March 2008
    725 Posts
    Wow, I thought it was off the door or something, damn. On another note I hope that wasn't one of your good shirts.

  14. Post #14
    Bad Reading's Avatar
    November 2011
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    I cringed.
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2006
    639 Posts
    Better make sure you beat the living fuck out of that door so it never tries any of that shit again.
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  16. Post #16
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Wow, I thought it was off the door or something, damn. On another note I hope that wasn't one of your good shirts.
    It was actually my favorite shirt. Oh well. It was the shirt or my arm.
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    August 2007
    3,478 Posts
    shit son... that's as hilarious as it is fucked up
    Less fucked up than fiddling a 13 y. old.
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  18. Post #18
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    October 2010
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    That thing looks like it's really dirty, have fun with the tetnus
    they give you tetnus shots in school don't they?
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  19. Post #19
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    May 2007
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    So i assume you called 911, and had fire and medical come out to your house.
    I wonder what their reaction was.
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  20. Post #20
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    September 2008
    3,899 Posts
    Fuck that's crazy. That's totally an injury to be proud of.
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  21. Post #21
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    January 2009
    2,257 Posts
    How bad did it hurt?

  22. Post #22
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    August 2009
    8,212 Posts
    Jesus Christ, hope the morphines doing you well bud.

  23. Post #23
    Man you must have walked into it pretty damn hard to do that
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2010
    19,374 Posts
    How does this even happen

    did you just clip in to the door or what

    Edited:

    fucking shitty physics engine
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  25. Post #25
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    How bad did it hurt?
    It hurt so bad I was begging them for morphine. The people knew I was fucked up bad and they gave me all the morphine available in the ambulance. Then they gave me some stronger stuff that worked a lot better. On a scale of 10, it was a 10. With morphine, an 8. With the other stuff, a 4. I literally had 20 nurses coming in and out taking pictures with their phone while several surgeons just came in to watch the operation. They didn't operate for about 5 hours.
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  26. Post #26
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    July 2006
    13,959 Posts
    Just say that you got attacked by a pirate and you fended him off with only your fists, but he made one final blow and impaled you with his hook which broke off before he ran away. Just explain that he was a poor pirate and had to make an impromptu hook hand.
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  27. Post #27
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    May 2011
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    So how should I explain this after the break?
    If it makes you feel better, you can probably use this story to impress the ladies.
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  28. Post #28
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    October 2009
    2,274 Posts
    Bicep piercing.

    Alpha as Fuck.
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  29. Post #29
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    August 2006
    16,160 Posts
    Have to admit I laughed because of how unusual that is but get well soon.

  30. Post #30
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    I keep replaying it in my head over and over. The schlick of the handle going through my bicep. Have you ever touched the muscle of like a meat you were about to cook? I could feel it slide through the muscle slowly and then one final push and it went most of the way through. I was about to pass out, but the neighbor held up a cold rag to my head to keep me from going into shock. The man nurse at the hospital was a dick though and kept telling my to stop being a jerk about it when he was forcefully positioning my arm during x-rays. I wanted to punch him in the face.
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  31. Post #31
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    January 2005
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    Get well soon man. That really sucks.
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  32. Post #32
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    January 2011
    3,723 Posts
    Shit, I sure hope full use comes back to whatever nerves were damaged. It doesn't sound that bad nerve wise, though; sure looks bad and definitely hurts by the looks of it.

  33. Post #33
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    August 2006
    2,583 Posts
    Do you get to keep it?

    If so, fix the door.
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  34. Post #34
    goblineat4's Avatar
    October 2008
    140 Posts
    Do you get to keep it?

    If so, fix the door.
    They did give me the handle back. No fucking way I'm fixing it though. My doctor walked into the room my parents were in and they start saying strange shit like they were going to take all the door handles off of every door in the house and he literally just walked back out. He walked in and straight back out. That made my day, and being really high on pain killers.
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  35. Post #35
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    May 2009
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    The man nurse at the hospital was a dick though and kept telling my to stop being a jerk about it when he was forcefully positioning my arm during x-rays. I wanted to punch him in the face.
    I had the same thing happen when my lung collapsed about a year ago. The doctor had just put the chest tube in and I had to get up for x-rays. The male nurse was very impatient about me taking forever to get up and not moving my arm more then a few degrees due to the pain I was in.
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  36. Post #36
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    June 2010
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    He was loyal to the creed:
       GOTTA GO FAST   
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  37. Post #37
    Better make sure you beat the living fuck out of that door so it never tries any of that shit again.
    And then drink it's blood to gain it's powers.
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  38. Post #38
    bob4life's Avatar
    May 2010
    779 Posts
    jesus christ, was your screen door handle sharpened or something? how is that even possible? thats not even slightly conceivable.
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  39. Post #39
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    Luxo's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,102 Posts
    Impressive

  40. Post #40
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,534 Posts
    what do you mean by "stronger stuff"

    are you on dilaudid or what?