[WindPower]

From the patch notes (Wiki coverage):

- Added a promotional item Circular Circlesaw for Ricochet 2
- Added native Linux client binaries
- Hats that do not contain the "face" equip region now show up on friendly disguised Spies.
- ملفات الترجمة المحدثة (Arabic for "Updated localization files")

Undocumented changes
- Added the Heartwarming Headache
- Added materials for the Crocketeer's Cloak
- Added materials for the Ricochest
- The removed ladders from the map Gullywash were added again.
- Added strings related to a Demopan item set ("The Demopan" and "+150% chance to get 2 Refined for a Stout Shako.")

[Seiteki]

Snrk.

[yellowoboe]

Oi, what just happened?

[The Calzone]

2legit2quit update

[WittyUsername]

The Demopan joke is really outdated.

And Ricochet 2? Hell yes fuck ep3!

[Hideous_]

Haha, yessss, Ricochet 2.

[B!N4RY]

I actually would want to play Ricochet 2

[leonthefox]

Obligatory

I have to admit that an armor for the demoman would be pretty cool

[MaroonMak]

Aw sweet, is that a Headcrab hat?

[Pocket Medic]

Oh yeah, Sparkwire was flooding me with messages about the Heartwarming Headache a few hours ago. Thought it was just an April Fools' joke.

[TheJoey]

oh god all the clipping on that item

that is just... bad looking.

[WittyUsername]

leonthefox posted:

Obligatory

I have to admit that an armor for the demoman would be pretty cool

wow its like a fucking prophecy

[yellowoboe]

The funny thing is that it's not even April 1st at Valves.

[Cructo]

yellowoboe posted:

The funny thing is that it's not even April 1st at Valves.

Yeah he probably made the thread too early

[C0linSSX]

I'm guessing that this'll be another Jarate type thing, where Valve suggests a ridiculous item and we all have a good laugh until they actually add it to the game.

[EmperorVagak]

Wow, they really worked hard on this one.

[Xanthias]

i was literally going to buy it
then i realized it was an april fools joke ;~;

[Skela]

I mentioned wanting an update a few minutes ago. What a coincidence, here's one now.

[tehMuffinMan]

SO

IS IT THE OP BEING A JERKDICK AND MAKING THIS THREAD AS A JOKE
IS IT AN ACTUAL UPDATE
IS VALVE JUST FUCKING WITH US



WAIT IT'S JUST AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE HAAAAAAAA



THAT WAS REALLY GOOD AND STUFF YOU SAID THERE WERE THESE WEPS BUT THERE AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shiroku]

What is with the weird linux link on the wiki?

[Ian]

tehMuffinMan posted:

SO

IS IT THE OP BEING A JERKDICK AND MAKING THIS THREAD AS A JOKE
IS IT AN ACTUAL UPDATE
IS VALVE JUST FUCKING WITH US

ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF

"MAN WHY AM I TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY ON APRIL 1ST"

[tehMuffinMan]

Ian posted:

MAN WHY AM I TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY ON APRIL 1ST"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHTAKINGTHINGSSERIOUSLYLOLDUMBASSAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAACAPSAAAA

[yellowoboe]

And then they took tehMuffinMan to the insane asylum.

[Shiroku]

I really hope that Neo's cape gets in... I'd probably buy it.

[sethcaron]

Then the headcrab jumped onto my head making it into a real hat and we missed our community item this thurs valve must be cooking up this update and the hat hohohohoho medic wav.

[Cructo]

tehMuffinMan posted:

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHTAKINGTHINGSSERIOUSLYLOLDUMBASSAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAACAPSAAAA

stop

[Skela]

Damnit, I dont know what to believe. I really hope that cape got in, looks sweet.

[tehMuffinMan]

Cructo posted:

stop

SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE CAPSLOCK

[Whiskered]

Da hell ,is it upade or valve is just being.... well valve

[Segab]

Valve never lies.
Remember the Jarate? I believed in it all along. And guess what, it was true.

   Can't wait for Ricochet 2   

[BlahMan09]

WindPower posted:

- Hats that do not contain the "face" equip region now show up on friendly disguised Spies.

Does this mean spy hats will show up when you're disguised? Awesome.

[Cructo]

tehMuffinMan posted:

SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE CAPSLOCK

and some people are stupid when using it

i think you can guess which one you are right now

[Psychopath12]

WindPower posted:

- Added materials for the Crocketeer's Cloak

Gonna buy 30 so I can have 1 in each paint color. And 30 nametags too so I can rename them all "Wiki Cape"

[Skela]

Cructo posted:

and some people are stupid when using it

i think you can guess which one you are right now

[Shiroku]

Psychopath12 posted:

Gonna buy 30 so I can have 1 in each paint color. And 30 nametags too so I can rename them all "Wiki Cape"

That's over $300... sure you wanna do that?

[tehMuffinMan]

Cructo posted:

and some people are stupid when using it

i think you can guess which one you are right now

CAPSLOCK IS UNDERRATED

(User was banned for this post ("Shit posting" - Craptasket))

[Potato-Pugilist]

I want the Ricochet 2 ARG to start

[Radio Yes]

tehMuffinMan posted:

CAPSLOCK IS UNDERRATED

I think it's time to go to bed.

[KnightRider25]

Crocketeer's Cloak + Lucky Shot would look nicely.

That headcrap hat should be free for everyone who has Half-Life 2.

[iRunner]

This update's good, I guess

   I was expecting something funnier, though