[titopei]

Gabe Newell posted:

- All inhouses should only play All Random to balance the teams if needed.
- Pubstomps that occur will not be discussed.
- Really try to finish a one-sided game as fast as possible, nobody wants to wait ages.
- Inhouses must be announced at least one hour beforehand for fairness.
- Leaving is no longer punishable if you deem it is needed.

- Feeding is unavoidable during a stomp, but try not to feed. Feeders will be banned.
- Oftentimes in Captains Mode scrimmages, mains are banned. No banning mains.
- Oftentimes in Captains Mode scrimmages, mains are picked. No picking mains.
- Leaving during the pick stage is a permaban.
- Scrimmages may now be played against other groups. Feeding is bannable during one.

4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: look at all these zings
4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: omgh
4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: lick my butt someone

Tetra can't hold all those zings. (tetra = gabe)

Edited:

Please, everyone make him feel special today.

[EliteGuy]

I didn't see that one coming

[Reimu]

Maruhai: yeah
Maruhai: so all I got from this is that you're both unfunny, snow enjoys getting his dick hard and your enjoy sucking it
Maruhai: you*

[Japancakes]

I even said it was an april fools joke in chat a while ago

[Gabe Newell]

Japancakes posted:

I even said it was an april fools joke in chat a while ago

"i knew this whole time"

[Reimu]

Hell I didn't figure it out until Snow told me.
I was going to be like "Well these rules are OK but they need a lot of tweaking," but then he told me and I decided to have fun with it

[Japancakes]

Gabe Newell posted:

"i knew this whole time"

[Maruhai]

This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/

[Gabe Newell]

Maruhai posted:

This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/

butthurt

[Reimu]

It's ok Maruhai, even I fell for it until Snow told me.

[titopei]

Maruhai posted:

This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/

"Aww man, got tricked, guess I have to call it a dumb joke!"

[Maruhai]

I got tricked, yes.
It was funny, no.

Edited:

It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day.

Edited:

Gabe Newell posted:

butthurt

Oh you shut up, you're the butthurt since forever.

[Atlascore]

I thought April fools jokes were supposed to be funny, posting a random shit-storm causing list that happens to be arranged into "April Fools" isn't funny.

[WTF Nuke]

I think I'm getting better at this game. Dieing less and trying to be a better team player. I feel a lot more free when playing Dota compared to Lol, mainly because aggressiveness is rewarded more and passivity isn't (unless you are a carry and just farm).

[l l]

TehWoodPcker posted:

100% LEGIT GAIZ

I'm fucking sick of cyborgmatt.

[titopei]

WTF Nuke posted:

I think I'm getting better at this game. Dieing less and trying to be a better team player. I feel a lot more free when playing Dota compared to Lol, mainly because aggressiveness is rewarded more and passivity isn't (unless you are a carry and just farm).

Yeah and the comp games are more enjoyable to watch than LoL imo. It seems somewhat more fast paced and amazing to see how easily the scales tip.

[Doughnuts]

Boxes and Funnies everywhere

[Maruhai]

I don't know who said it was impossible for me to get level 25 in 30 minutes with Hand of Midas, because Quantic|Link just got level 25 in 30 minutes WITHOUT.

[SXBIG]

Maruhai posted:

This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/

Genius

[Dwragon82997]

NErrds

[Banned?]

Why does this thread get do dumb when I'm at work?

[Zukriuchen]

Maruhai posted:

It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day

"WOW THIS JOKE MAKES ME RAGE"

[Dwragon82997]

April fools

[Japancakes]

Maruhai posted:

I got tricked, yes.
It was funny, no.

Edited:

It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day.

Edited:


Oh you shut up, you're the butthurt since forever.

If your day got ruined by a prank on a video game, then you should re-think your life.

[Maruhai]

Japancakes posted:

If your day got ruined by a prank on a video game, then you should re-think your life.

Who are you and how are you giving me orders.

[Japancakes]

Maruhai posted:

Who are you and how are you giving me orders.

who are you to question who I am

Edited:

also here is a replay of a few of us from the group when we made a little 5v5 and how we got a nice comeback from a bad situation

http://www.mediafire.com/?738jk84qvmk7cm

[Dwragon82997]

I am the one who knocks

[WTF Nuke]

titopei posted:

Yeah and the comp games are more enjoyable to watch than LoL imo. It seems somewhat more fast paced and amazing to see how easily the scales tip.

That may or may not be because league bots are tards and the AI is so stupid, that if you're mid lane pushing and they are top or bot, they will run through the jungle and through your mid and the towers will get them. In dota the bots chain stuns and you can actually teamwork with them via pings.

[Reimu]

Was that the xXAnalDevistator420Xx game?

[Dr.Scrake]

WTF Nuke posted:

That may or may not be because league bots are tards and the AI is so stupid, that if you're mid lane pushing and they are top or bot, they will run through the jungle and through your mid and the towers will get them. In dota the bots chain stuns and you can actually teamwork with them via pings.

what do bots have to do with competitive games at all

[WTF Nuke]

Oh I'm dumb I thought comp = computers. Also, for radiant jungling how are you supposed to kill small camp then pull medium camp? I heard of eating a tree but which one?

[Reimu]

Also


The scoreboard might not show it, but this was actually pretty close. Was about a 4 kill difference throughout early/mid-game, and we worked our asses off just to get their towers down after we lost all of tier 1.

[RagerTrader]

Reimu posted:

Only if you lose when you play AR.
It's a lot of fun when you have success. It's not a 100% guarantee for balance, but it's 10x better than AP or CM which tend to be heavily unbalanced.


We've tried switching people over, and, although it isn't rocket science, it's a lot easier said than done. I usually try to match up teams based on balanced skill level, but a game usually tips in AP or CM anyway. Besides, a lot of folks in the group won't listen when you say to switch. Some games have fallen apart because friends want to be with friends, etc.

RD is best mode.

Come the fuck on valve give us RD already.

[l l]

Reimu posted:

Also


The scoreboard might not show it, but this was actually pretty close. Was about a 4 kill difference throughout early/mid-game, and we worked our asses off just to get their towers down after we lost all of tier 1.

that's extremely unfunny

/v/ shit doesn't belong here

[Atlascore]

Reimu posted:

omg dont post pubstomps or medicore games!!1

[/beardyduck]

[Reimu]

but, but, my ego ;~;

[Doughnuts]

Dat dagon 4

[Gabe Newell]

l l posted:

that's extremely unfunny

/v/ shit doesn't belong here

do you just like to be the guy nobody likes or something

[Japancakes]

Reimu posted:

but, but, my ego ;~;

you only did good because of my ~pro tree ring~ spellz and my level 4 dagon lol

   just kidding you were great   

[EliteGuy]

Gabe Newell posted:

do you just like to be the guy nobody likes or something

no one likes a meanie