Pffrbt. Here in the Midwest we've got Cicada killers, which I've seen average 1.5-2 inches. Thankfully they're huge bros and kill piss annoying cicadas (hence the name) and don't really fuck with you if you don't fuck with them.
fuck no oh god
i smacked my monitor with a fucking newspaper just to make sure
Oh god. If this thing ever extends to where I am, I am going to live the rest of my life as a recluse, in an airtight home.
Fuck, I can practically hear one of those things flying around me now. Time to get the rope.
Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.
And I have already have a phobia for these fuckers.
Mother nature: keeping humans in check since the beginning of our existence
At first, I was thinking it wasn't as bad.
I'm afraid to sleep now :(
Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!
So what's the name of the phobia for this? So I can add it to my list.
I think i'm going to cry now.
Purge them. Immediately.
Imagine driving down the highway with your window down and getting hit by one of THOSE motherfuckers. You'd lose your head!
Nothing compared to these
no wait that looks kind of adorable
Oh it's not like I was getting over my crippling entomophobia or anything.
I got a HORNET in my ear when I was 4.
GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT
Bugs freak me the fuck out.
I've watched all sorts of "scary movies"
But watching this in theatres was honestly the scariest scene I've ever watched in a movie.
The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.
I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.