1. Post #41
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    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    5,282 Posts
    Good god. Imagine being trapped in a room with that.
    Its ok, all you need is a giant lamP with a big cover. Just be sure its bowl shaped. Ultimate weapon for bees nd wasps in my personal experience. But damn, that would be scary to have that shit buzzing around waiting for you to walk by it.

  2. Post #42
    Spooter's Avatar
    August 2007
    954 Posts
    Pffrbt. Here in the Midwest we've got Cicada killers, which I've seen average 1.5-2 inches. Thankfully they're huge bros and kill piss annoying cicadas (hence the name) and don't really fuck with you if you don't fuck with them.
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  3. Post #43
    Karahaut's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,385 Posts
    fuck no oh god

  4. Post #44
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    June 2011
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    Basically me.
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  5. Post #45
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    i smacked my monitor with a fucking newspaper just to make sure
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  6. Post #46
    The Worm's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,208 Posts
    Oh god. If this thing ever extends to where I am, I am going to live the rest of my life as a recluse, in an airtight home.

  7. Post #47
    Smug Bastard's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,596 Posts
    Fuck, I can practically hear one of those things flying around me now. Time to get the rope.

  8. Post #48
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    December 2011
    4,967 Posts
    fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects
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  9. Post #49
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    December 2011
    77 Posts
    fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects
    Cockroaches
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  10. Post #50
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    March 2008
    304 Posts
    No you stupid shit, that's how they spread to HERE!

    Edited:

    They'll multiply and develop a taste for human!
    It was a joke stupid shit!
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  11. Post #51
    I love My Cunt Oven
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    August 2010
    3,927 Posts
    It was a joke stupid shit!
    STUPID SHIT
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  12. Post #52
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    July 2007
    769 Posts
    Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.
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  13. Post #53
    MitchvW's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,487 Posts
    And I have already have a phobia for these fuckers.

  14. Post #54
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    September 2006
    8,277 Posts
    Mother nature: keeping humans in check since the beginning of our existence
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  15. Post #55
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    August 2008
    5,431 Posts
    At first, I was thinking it wasn't as bad.

    *image loads*

    NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

  16. Post #56
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    June 2009
    48 Posts
    I'm afraid to sleep now :(

  17. Post #57
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    July 2010
    10,602 Posts
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  18. Post #58
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    August 2010
    21,985 Posts
    Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!
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  19. Post #59
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    October 2011
    2,578 Posts
    So what's the name of the phobia for this? So I can add it to my list.
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  20. Post #60
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    January 2007
    8,179 Posts
    Just go away please. First you quote information without saying the source so it seems like that is what the wasp actually does, then you mention later it's from that fucking terrible book and movie? You don't belong in facepunch.
    wow look at this fucking rebel

    Edited:

    Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.
    they eat spiders
    that's about it
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  21. Post #61
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    August 2005
    15,118 Posts
    Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.
    They kill all kinds of other insects that are dangerous to plants like lice, wool-flies and other critters. Besides that many birds depend heavily on them as a source of food.
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  22. Post #62
    I'm different!
    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
    13,433 Posts
    they eat spiders
    that's about it
    Which is an admittedly very nice function. One that makes me a little alright with this thing existing. Just a little.
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  23. Post #63
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    July 2011
    655 Posts
    I think i'm going to cry now.
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  24. Post #64
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    August 2005
    4,424 Posts
    fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects
    Nuke Indonesia from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  25. Post #65
    One sexy lumpy man
    SPESS MEHRINE's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,466 Posts
    Purge them. Immediately.

  26. Post #66
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    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,063 Posts
    Imagine driving down the highway with your window down and getting hit by one of THOSE motherfuckers. You'd lose your head!
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  27. Post #67
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    18,603 Posts
    "Most people can't tolerate more than a few stings. Most die at once. If you live, the hallucinations brought on by the venom have actually drawn people to madness."
    Shit, it sounds like a monster from the Cthulhu Mythos.

    But to be honest, I expected this beastie to come from Australia and have an HP bar.
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  28. Post #68
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,739 Posts
    Nothing compared to these



    no wait that looks kind of adorable
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  29. Post #69
    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
    KILLTHIS's Avatar
    September 2005
    1,357 Posts
    Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!
    KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  30. Post #70
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    November 2007
    7,239 Posts
    NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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  31. Post #71
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    April 2010
    2,899 Posts
    Oh it's not like I was getting over my crippling entomophobia or anything.

  32. Post #72
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    November 2011
    11,829 Posts
    I got a HORNET in my ear when I was 4.
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  33. Post #73
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    July 2007
    7,544 Posts
    they eat spiders
    that's about it
    i'm all for preserving life and not unbalancing an ecosystem

    but if this went extinct i would have no problems
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  34. Post #74
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    18,624 Posts
    I got a wasp in my ear when I was 4.
    I sat on one once

    I can't remember what happened but I think I wasn't able to sit down for like two days afterwards

  35. Post #75
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    Nemisis116's Avatar
    July 2011
    10,170 Posts


    GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT
    RUN
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  36. Post #76
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    Wow.


    I need an army of these. Now. I'll be like The Pain 2.0
    .50cal hornets. They will carry tanks to you instead of tommy guns and grenades.

    These are good news for my friend. She loves wasps!
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  37. Post #77
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    August 2007
    1,339 Posts
    Bugs freak me the fuck out.

    I've watched all sorts of "scary movies"
    But watching this in theatres was honestly the scariest scene I've ever watched in a movie.

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  38. Post #78
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    April 2007
    1,180 Posts
    The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.

    I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.
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  39. Post #79
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    8,131 Posts
    The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.

    I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.
    Yes it's cool now, but when you're 43, and they've taken over the world and killed your cat, how cool will they be then?
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  40. Post #80
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    March 2012
    98 Posts
    I wonder what they taste like.
    Chicken.