1. Post #1
    ryfry99's Avatar
    February 2009
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    [release]Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with this dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?

    Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of centre that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.

    One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

    A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

    – “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

    – “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

    – “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”

    So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.

    They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.



    Things get stranger still when they get to the door to the second back room, which is a fire exit and should be unlocked – it isn’t.

    My friend gets his keys out to unlock the door, and as he begins doing so, a frantic scuffle begins behind the door.

    As he attempts to push it open, the handle is ripped out of his hand and a dude comes charging out of the room, soaked head to toe in piss.

    He charges both my friend and the customer (who are too shocked to react) out of the way, screaming, “I didn’t do anything!” as he goes.

    By the time they regain their sense of reality, the guy has made his escape, leaving them to assess the scene of abject depravity he's left in his wake.



    The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?

    The police are called. Forensics scour the scene but no fingerprints can be found owing to the copious amounts of wee on every single surface.



    I was told this story whilst incredibly stoned. I was utterly incredulous. I was even more incredulous when he showed me pictures of this makeshift piss dungeon on his phone, taken moments after the incident.

    He said he was pretty disturbed by the fact that he had seen this utterly normal-looking middle-aged man at his lowest ebb. He had obviously done a recce on the place and put a fair amount of planning into finding, and locking himself into this room. All without arousing the suspicions of staff or punters before it was way too late.

    There you go, then. Next time you go for a pee in a urinal, or anywhere for that matter, just remember that someone could be mere feet away bathing in your waste fluids.

    Thirsty for more piss? Why not check out our guide to urinal etiquette so you don't end up getting beaten up with your pants down.

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    First time making one of these so don't get pissed at me.
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  2. Post #2
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    Dennab
    February 2009
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    Well, I bet the owner is pretty pissed about this
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  3. Post #3
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    17,164 Posts
    Well, I'd be a wee bit pissed at someone doing that to my toilets.
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  4. Post #4
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    July 2006
    21,507 Posts
    So that's what Mikfoz has been doing.
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  5. Post #5
    NeuroTec Vehicles
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  6. Post #6
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    December 2008
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    I read the whole thing, and I'm like




    What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?

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  7. Post #7
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    January 2006
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    What in the world...
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  8. Post #8
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    That is disturbing as fuck.
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  9. Post #9
    ryfry99's Avatar
    February 2009
    3,176 Posts
    I read the whole thing, and I'm like


    What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?
    well it's at a bar so it would of probably eventually happened
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    Glorious GNU/Linux Master Race
    kaukassus's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,713 Posts
    what the fuck did I just read?
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  11. Post #11
    Ask me to be a movie trailer voice.
    Lunik's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,329 Posts
    Probably one of the more entertaining things I've read in a while.
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  12. Post #12
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    February 2008
    1,787 Posts
    Jesus god how gross
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  13. Post #13
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    December 2009
    628 Posts
    His name is Peter Ian Staker


    P.I Staker
    PIS taker
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  14. Post #14
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    Eww
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  15. Post #15
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    February 2005
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    What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?
    They were urinals, not toilets.
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  16. Post #16
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    September 2006
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    I read the whole thing, and I'm like




    What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?
    Normal people don't shit in a urinal, I mean I don't know about places near you but people tend to use a urinal for urinating as its name suggests.
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  17. Post #17
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    January 2006
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    They were urinals, not toilets.
    I shit in the urinals
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  18. Post #18
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,813 Posts
    That's just... there are no words to describe the levels of "what the fuck" I am feeling at the moment. At first I thought the guy was trapped there by some sick psycho, but then I realised that the guy was doing it of his own free will, getting some sort of rise out of being in piss.

    Seriously, I know some people are strange, but that boy just ain't right. Not in the slightest.
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  20. Post #20
    Don't lose your way
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    February 2011
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    "Good lord!"
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  21. Post #21
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
    lapsus_'s Avatar
    February 2010
    8,162 Posts
    dafaq
    most gross thing 2012
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  22. Post #22
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    August 2010
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    I find it quite impressive he managed all that without anybody noticing.
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  23. Post #23
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    August 2005
    14,334 Posts
    This reminds me of that guy swimming around in a septic tank.
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  24. Post #24
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    December 2008
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    They were urinals, not toilets.
    People who get drunk do weird shit sometimes, don't tell me you never were in a pub and saw a log in the urinal.
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  25. Post #25
    En-Guage V2's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,864 Posts
    This is what I expect the people in the Deviant Art thread do for fun
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  26. Post #26
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    Dennab
    February 2009
    3,687 Posts
    "How about I take you to a club where they piss on each other..."
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  27. Post #27
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    I find it quite impressive he managed all that without anybody noticing.
    Yeah well. He kinda didn't since he was noticed.. y'know.
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2008
    6,124 Posts
    "Piss dungeon" brought this to mind
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  29. Post #29
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    July 2011
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    I wonder what his train of thought was.
    "You know what would be cool today? Being pissed on through a hole in a urinal!"
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  30. Post #30
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    August 2010
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    For a moment I thought 'okay, a piss dungeon, I don't really see the harm in that if everything's consensual' until I read the article.

    Somehow I find this both disgusting, hilarious and incredibly crafty.
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  31. Post #31
    This would be a great pub story to tell your mates.

    But what the fuck, I'm just amazed that someone would do all of this so he could be pissed on.

    Also at first I thought it would be like those "Sex Dungeons" and it was just under a club.
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  32. Post #32
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    Dennab
    January 2005
    4,679 Posts
    different strokes for different folks
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  33. Post #33
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    June 2005
    892 Posts
    I'd piss my pants if I saw an eye in the urinal.
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2009
    2,141 Posts
    Urine for a surprise if you thought you were alone at the urinal.
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  35. Post #35
    No cause for worry. ;)
    Megaket's Avatar
    November 2008
    982 Posts
    I've heard that it's much better being pissed off rather than pissed on, but I guess he didn't share the same idea.
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  36. Post #36
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
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    I can name half a dozen hentai and furry porn comics with this exact plot.
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  37. Post #37
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    August 2009
    15,159 Posts
    I can name half a dozen hentai and furry porn comics with this exact plot.
    I don't wanna know any of the details of your "research".
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  38. Post #38
    I can name half a dozen hentai and furry porn comics with this exact plot.
    Do it, I dare you
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  39. Post #39
    GreenLeaf's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,838 Posts
    what an incredibly strange day that must've been.

  40. Post #40
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    August 2009
    8,268 Posts

    Seriously, what the fuck would drive someone to do such a thing?
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