Apparently on Page 60 of the Assassin's Creed GameInformer there is an article about a new Half-Life game by Valve...
Looks like a joke to me, but who knows?
It's a joke. Shit at that.
It's obviously a joke, this isn't news.
Edit : Read the damn thing people.
Pretty damn sure this is a joke.
are you a robot or extremely stupid
I might not mind a Half-Life 3D.
If I didn't have to pay for it.
Anyone who believes this is grade-A retarded.
the game media is damn as nails, never ever trust the media.
seriously, why the hell would anyone trust the game media... you must take those milked and buttered reviewers seriously... you know, the ones that rate games that are mediocre and remixes as "Revolutionary" and "The next generation" but it still gets a 3/10
I won't believe anything till I see some gameplay of HL3/Episode 3
Episode 3 discussion thread has ruled this as a hoax.
That's a snippet from GameInfarcer, the satire section of the magazine that JUST made it back in.
There is also an article on the same page saying that putting bullets on the portal of power is another way Activision can make you pay real life money for included DLC.
Lol, that article says Gabe Newell is in critical condition.
What'd he do? Eat too much McDonalds again?
It's part of the Game Infarcer thing that they do every year. It's supposed to be a parody, one that went over your head.
Playing a Half-Life in 3D would be pretty interesting. I honestly don't care much for it, but I'm willing to see how far VALVe would go to put effort into it.
A Half-Life 3D for, say, the 3DS wouldn't be too bad, actually. Half-Life on the go. I'd buy it.
This, however, would be a dumb idea if it were true.
I hope for the love of Gabe this is false.
The day Gabe passes is the day I'll never see a future for game development again.
Isn't that the April Fools issue of GameInformer?
I sure hope its a joke...
I want Ricochet 2 ffs.
Erm... this is a joke. I have that issue and it's on the joke page. The same page also talks about Mortal Kombat Vs. Warner Bros. You can all go home now.
This is as late as it is clearly false.
Gordon Freeman 3D Glasses?
I'm pretty sure you can play Half-Life in 3D with any 3D-enabled video card anyway, can't you?
that's from the Game Infarcer section, numbnuts
see how it says "PARODY" across the bottom in big, capitol letters
See the "PAR" at the bottom right of the picture?
The rest of the word "PARODY" was cut off.
I was hoping for a 3DS port of HL1 :(
Game informer has a joke section where the post hilarious articles that aren't true. (Some of you may remember an article a year or two back where the same pseudo-author wrote about how you aren't a hardcore gamer if you don't import rare japanese games with shoddy translations, and if you've even played a popular game then you clearly aren't hardcore.) This is just more people flipping through the book without getting context.
Horrible thread. It's a satire report in a satire section.