1. Post #1
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    Apparently on Page 60 of the Assassin's Creed GameInformer there is an article about a new Half-Life game by Valve...


    Looks like a joke to me, but who knows?
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  2. Post #2
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    February 2011
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    It's a joke. Shit at that.
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  3. Post #3
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    Occlusion's Avatar
    March 2008
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    It's obviously a joke, this isn't news.

    Edit : Read the damn thing people.
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  4. Post #4
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    Pine Cone's Avatar
    May 2010
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    Pretty damn sure this is a joke.
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    -snip-
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  6. Post #6
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
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    are you a robot or extremely stupid
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  7. Post #7
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    I might not mind a Half-Life 3D.
    If I didn't have to pay for it.
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  8. Post #8
    Anyone who believes this is grade-A retarded.
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  9. Post #9
    the game media is damn as nails, never ever trust the media.

    seriously, why the hell would anyone trust the game media... you must take those milked and buttered reviewers seriously... you know, the ones that rate games that are mediocre and remixes as "Revolutionary" and "The next generation" but it still gets a 3/10


    Apparently on Page 60 of the Assassin's Creed GameInformer there is an article about a new Half-Life game by Valve...


    Looks like a joke to me, but who knows?
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  10. Post #10
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    November 2010
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    are you a robot or something
    Yes.
    Beep Boop, son. Beep boop.
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  11. Post #11
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    I won't believe anything till I see some gameplay of HL3/Episode 3
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  12. Post #12
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    fruxodaily's Avatar
    November 2010
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    Episode 3 discussion thread has ruled this as a hoax.

    Carry on
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  13. Post #13
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    March 2008
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    That's a snippet from GameInfarcer, the satire section of the magazine that JUST made it back in.

    There is also an article on the same page saying that putting bullets on the portal of power is another way Activision can make you pay real life money for included DLC.
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  14. Post #14
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    July 2011
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    Lol, that article says Gabe Newell is in critical condition.

    What'd he do? Eat too much McDonalds again?
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  15. Post #15
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    November 2010
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    It's part of the Game Infarcer thing that they do every year. It's supposed to be a parody, one that went over your head.
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    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
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    Episode 3 discussion thread has ruled this as a hoax.

    Carry on
    are you fucking kidding me

    we don't need anyone to confirm anything
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  17. Post #17
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    Playing a Half-Life in 3D would be pretty interesting. I honestly don't care much for it, but I'm willing to see how far VALVe would go to put effort into it.
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  18. Post #18
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    Lol, that article says Gabe Newell is in critical condition.

    What'd he do? Eat too much McDonalds again?
    No, he probably shaved off his badass beard.
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  19. Post #19
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    It's part of the Game Infarcer thing that they do every year. It's supposed to be a parody, one that went over your head.
    And I'm supposed to know that by never reading GameInformer?
    The article looked pretty unserious though.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2009
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    A Half-Life 3D for, say, the 3DS wouldn't be too bad, actually. Half-Life on the go. I'd buy it.

    This, however, would be a dumb idea if it were true.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2011
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    No, he probably shaved off his badass beard.
    Haha
    This just in, Gabe Newell goes into a coma after shaving.
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  22. Post #22
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    I hope for the love of Gabe this is false.
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  23. Post #23
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    are you fucking kidding me

    we don't need anyone to confirm anything
    This is how the business works, son.
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  24. Post #24
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    February 2011
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    I hope for the love of Gabe this is false.
    It's a joke, shit one at that.
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  25. Post #25
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    November 2008
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    Lol, that article says Gabe Newell is in critical condition.

    What'd he do? Eat too much McDonalds again?
    Laughed too hard, pooped everywhere
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  26. Post #26
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    Laughed too hard, poo everywhere
    Your mother is gonna be pissed!
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  27. Post #27
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
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    The day Gabe passes is the day I'll never see a future for game development again.
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  28. Post #28
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    Dennab
    July 2009
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    Isn't that the April Fools issue of GameInformer?
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    Dennab
    August 2005
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    I sure hope its a joke...
    I want Ricochet 2 ffs.
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  30. Post #30
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    April 2010
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    Erm... this is a joke. I have that issue and it's on the joke page. The same page also talks about Mortal Kombat Vs. Warner Bros. You can all go home now.
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    May 2008
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    This is as late as it is clearly false.
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  32. Post #32
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    March 2009
    419 Posts
    Gordon Freeman 3D Glasses?


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  33. Post #33
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    I'm pretty sure you can play Half-Life in 3D with any 3D-enabled video card anyway, can't you?
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    I'm pretty sure you can play Half-Life in 3D with any 3D-enabled video card anyway, can't you?
    I have that, actually.
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  35. Post #35
    that's from the Game Infarcer section, numbnuts

    see how it says "PARODY" across the bottom in big, capitol letters
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    See the "PAR" at the bottom right of the picture?

    The rest of the word "PARODY" was cut off.
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    I was hoping for a 3DS port of HL1 :(
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  38. Post #38
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    that's from the Game Infarcer section, numbnuts

    see how it says "PARODY" across the bottom in big, capitol letters
    Nope, it just says "PAR," Half Life 3 is a golfing game.
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  39. Post #39
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    Game informer has a joke section where the post hilarious articles that aren't true. (Some of you may remember an article a year or two back where the same pseudo-author wrote about how you aren't a hardcore gamer if you don't import rare japanese games with shoddy translations, and if you've even played a popular game then you clearly aren't hardcore.) This is just more people flipping through the book without getting context.
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  40. Post #40
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    October 2009
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    Horrible thread. It's a satire report in a satire section.
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