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Apparently on Page 60 of the Assassin's Creed GameInformer there is an article about a new Half-Life game by Valve...
Looks like a joke to me, but who knows?
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It's a joke. Shit at that.
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It's obviously a joke, this isn't news.
Edit : Read the damn thing people.
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Pretty damn sure this is a joke.
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-snip-
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are you a robot or extremely stupid
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I might not mind a Half-Life 3D.
If I didn't have to pay for it.
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Anyone who believes this is grade-A retarded.
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the game media is damn as nails, never ever trust the media.
seriously, why the hell would anyone trust the game media... you must take those milked and buttered reviewers seriously... you know, the ones that rate games that are mediocre and remixes as "Revolutionary" and "The next generation" but it still gets a 3/10
Apparently on Page 60 of the Assassin's Creed GameInformer there is an article about a new Half-Life game by Valve...
Looks like a joke to me, but who knows?
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Yes.
Beep Boop, son. Beep boop.
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I won't believe anything till I see some gameplay of HL3/Episode 3
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Episode 3 discussion thread has ruled this as a hoax.
Carry on
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That's a snippet from GameInfarcer, the satire section of the magazine that JUST made it back in.
There is also an article on the same page saying that putting bullets on the portal of power is another way Activision can make you pay real life money for included DLC.
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Lol, that article says Gabe Newell is in critical condition.
What'd he do? Eat too much McDonalds again?
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It's part of the Game Infarcer thing that they do every year. It's supposed to be a parody, one that went over your head.
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are you fucking kidding me
we don't need anyone to confirm anything
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Playing a Half-Life in 3D would be pretty interesting. I honestly don't care much for it, but I'm willing to see how far VALVe would go to put effort into it.
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No, he probably shaved off his badass beard.
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And I'm supposed to know that by never reading GameInformer?
The article looked pretty unserious though.
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A Half-Life 3D for, say, the 3DS wouldn't be too bad, actually. Half-Life on the go. I'd buy it.
This, however, would be a dumb idea if it were true.
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Haha
This just in, Gabe Newell goes into a coma after shaving.
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I hope for the love of Gabe this is false.
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This is how the business works, son.
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It's a joke, shit one at that.
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Laughed too hard, pooped everywhere
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Your mother is gonna be pissed!
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The day Gabe passes is the day I'll never see a future for game development again.
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Isn't that the April Fools issue of GameInformer?
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I sure hope its a joke...
I want Ricochet 2 ffs.
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Erm... this is a joke. I have that issue and it's on the joke page. The same page also talks about Mortal Kombat Vs. Warner Bros. You can all go home now.
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This is as late as it is clearly false.
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Gordon Freeman 3D Glasses?
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I'm pretty sure you can play Half-Life in 3D with any 3D-enabled video card anyway, can't you?
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I have that, actually.
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that's from the Game Infarcer section, numbnuts
see how it says "PARODY" across the bottom in big, capitol letters
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See the "PAR" at the bottom right of the picture?
The rest of the word "PARODY" was cut off.
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I was hoping for a 3DS port of HL1 :(
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Nope, it just says "PAR," Half Life 3 is a golfing game.
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Game informer has a joke section where the post hilarious articles that aren't true. (Some of you may remember an article a year or two back where the same pseudo-author wrote about how you aren't a hardcore gamer if you don't import rare japanese games with shoddy translations, and if you've even played a popular game then you clearly aren't hardcore.) This is just more people flipping through the book without getting context.
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Horrible thread. It's a satire report in a satire section.
Dumb x 58
Funny x 8
Late x 3
Artistic x 1
Agree x 9
Zing x 1
Informative x 4
Friendly x 1
Useful x 1
Disagree x 1
Winner x 1
Optimistic x 2
