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    Transverse's Avatar
    February 2011
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    mmm I can feel my arteries clogging already.
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    December 2007
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    ugh oily mess

    and what the fuck did you do to that steak you villain, you butchered it

    the steak has no fat or marbling on it either why

    at the end that bacon just looks like a greasy soggy mess because its been cooked in too much oil and fat

    im guessing your steaks were well done too, without any crust because they have been cooked in a pretty poor heat.

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    November 2010
    2,653 Posts
    Did you use the pig grease for anal lube when you had your "manly meat meal" with your buddy that night?

    Salt + pepper both sides, drop it in the pan with a little grease in it. Cook 3-4 minutes both sides, baste with grease/butter... and serve.

    I think your steak was submersed in fat.
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