1. Post #121
    RainbowStalin's Avatar
    July 2011
    5,810 Posts
    Its like reading the Onion.

  2. Post #122
    SoaringScout's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,675 Posts
    "Vote for me and i'll personally shoot every newborn non-white, non-christian baby in this good nation!"
    That's definitely a huge exaggeration.
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  3. Post #123
    genkaz92's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,250 Posts
    His existence as a candidate borderline appears to violate the laws of physical reality.

  4. Post #124
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    Its like reading the Onion.
    Even the onion couldn't make this shit up.

  5. Post #125
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    -snip, this may be an image macro-

  6. Post #126
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    That's definitely a huge exaggeration.
    It's in the same league of blatant retardation.

  7. Post #127
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    20,132 Posts
    My best friend's boyfriend would be fucked over if this happened.

    He would lose his life insurance.

  8. Post #128
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    DanTehMan's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,497 Posts
    My best friend's boyfriend would be fucked over if this happened. He would lose his life insurance.
    wouldn't it have to be your best friends husband?

  9. Post #129
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    wraithcat's Avatar
    December 2007
    12,113 Posts
    Once the U.S. Constitution is amended to prohibit same-gender marriages, "their marriage would be invalid," the former Pennsylvania senator said Dec. 30 in an NBC News interview.
    Uh legal retroactivity. More or less one of the most undemocratic things you could ever do. So so fun.

  10. Post #130
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    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    23,229 Posts
    Uh legal retroactivity. More or less one of the most undemocratic things you could ever do. So so fun.
    You act like he gives half a damn about the Democratic process. It's only in his way, and he's just going to try to bypass or manipulate it at every turn to try and achieve his goals.

  11. Post #131
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    Jasun's Avatar
    June 2009
    3,474 Posts
    i remember when the news was posted that his daughter was sick, everyone was feeling sorry for santorum and felt that they were "a bit too harsh" on him

    those people are idiots.
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  12. Post #132
    Hans-Gunther 3.'s Avatar
    May 2011
    2,690 Posts
    What the fuck is your problem, Rick? Lesbians are neato!
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  13. Post #133
    Just a Homestuck OC with a massive dick
    Irockz's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,339 Posts
    This shall not go unpunished. We must gather all of the homos of FacePunch and violate this man.
    I'm pansexual, but I have a boyfriend. Am I legible?