1. Post #6721
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts

    Another april fools joke.
    Jesus, they're on a roll this year.
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  2. Post #6722
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    Steph sent me this:

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  3. Post #6723
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts
    Steph sent me this:

    One of the best ones yet.
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  4. Post #6724
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    It was very... Apple like...
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  5. Post #6725
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts
    It was very... Apple like...
    I think it's because of the guys turtleneck sweater, think they were going for something with that?
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  6. Post #6726
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    June 2010
    9,154 Posts
    It was very... Apple like...
    genericapplead.mov
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  7. Post #6727
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    September 2009
    1,672 Posts
    One of the best ones yet.
    I find that they just ruined the entire April fools joke thing.

    But I hate Jagex so its kinda Biased.
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  8. Post #6728
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts
    https://support.skype.com/en-us/faq/...ype-for-String

    Edited:

    I find that they just ruined the entire April fools joke thing.

    But I hate Jagex so its kinda Biased.
    I hate Jagex too, but found that pretty funny.
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  9. Post #6729

    March 2012
    227 Posts
    Yep, if you wear that, you will be an absolute tool.
       http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool   
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  10. Post #6730
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    September 2009
    1,672 Posts
    Part of me thinks this isnt a April Fool's Joke.

    http://www.google.com/racing/
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  11. Post #6731
    I be da best's Avatar
    November 2011
    439 Posts
    I hope it is. Who likes NASCAR.
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  12. Post #6732
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    I hope it is. Who likes NASCAR.
    I do. Is there something wrong with that?
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  13. Post #6733
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    September 2009
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    I do. Is there something wrong with that?
    I think was polling the thread for who likes it, not saying that nobody likes it.

    I could be wrong though.
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  14. Post #6734
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    If anyone fancies a game of Minecraft, feel free to join, its just 3 people building the spawn town right now.

    play.chaptercraft.net
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  15. Post #6735

    March 2012
    227 Posts
    Right, if guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean than toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast?
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  16. Post #6736
    Mr Jazz
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    January 2009
    38,936 Posts
    what

    Edited:

    and why is the android car winning? it looks ugly
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  17. Post #6737
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    Right, if guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean than toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast?
    I'm just gonna set this gun on this table right here. Nothing will happen. But if I happen to choose to pick it up and shoot you, I've killed you. The gun is but a means to an end; a tool, if you will. A toaster is just that: a tool.
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  18. Post #6738
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    what

    Edited:

    and why is the android car winning? it looks ugly
    The youtube one looks like a Mars Bar.
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  19. Post #6739
    Mr Jazz
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    January 2009
    38,936 Posts
    It's better than the Android one imo.

    It just looks boring and ugly.
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  20. Post #6740
    I be da best's Avatar
    November 2011
    439 Posts
    I wasn't saying NASCAR was shit, I was asking if anyone here like it. My whole family watches NASCAR, I could never get into it though.
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  21. Post #6741
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts
    I wasn't saying NASCAR was shit, I was asking if anyone here like it. My whole family watches NASCAR, I could never get into it though.
    People only watch NASCAR for the crashes. I could never get into it because it took me 2 years to realize this.
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  22. Post #6742
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    April 2011
    3,175 Posts
    i personally love left turns
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  23. Post #6743
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    July 2010
    4,096 Posts
    i'm surprised valve didn't do an april fools involving episode 3
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  24. Post #6744
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
    14,742 Posts
    i'm surprised valve didn't do an april fools involving episode 3
    Valve would be funny about an April fools, not cruel.
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  25. Post #6745
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    June 2010
    1,358 Posts
    I'm sorry if it's late, but content:
    http://facepunch.com/threads/1172136...1#post35256724

    Well, that's more of an opinionated question. So, I guess I'll give you my opinion which is: Yes, there is. I have an AlienWare laptop which runs Windows 7 and I have an Apple iMac which runs OS X Lion. I love my iMac. I love the general feel of the computer, and I love the fact that it's as fast as the day it was when I first took it out of it's box. And if you're like me and you download a fuckton of torrents off of sites like The Pirate Bay or Demonoid, you don't have to worry about your computer crashing. It's completely immune to any sort of virus or trojan. It'll always be fast, and it's very slick.

    But I can't stress enough that there's not much it can do besides look nice on your desk. I can do anything on my AlienWare laptop that I can do on my iMac, I'll just have a nicer time doing it on my iMac and the reason for that is totally unknown in my head, sorry to say. So, my advice is this: look into it. Find a product that you feel could do everything an iMac or the Thunderbolt Display option could do, and compare the two/three. Buying your computer takes time. Remember, you can't just walk into a Best Buy and grab a computer and walk out without knowing anything about the device? That'd be silly, and so would buying an Apple product without knowing it's original purpose. And that goes with any computer, really.

    So, you're gonna just have to do your research on a couple devices. If you're a hardcore gamer, I'd also suggest looking into some AlienWare desktops or the new Razer Blade gaming laptop. There's a world out there FILLED with great computer hardware! And it's gonna take more than a simple track of thought over night.

    Hope I helped :)
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  26. Post #6746
    Naci's Sidekick
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    July 2010
    7,557 Posts
    This is their April Fools joke, they did it early to fuck with us.
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  27. Post #6747

    March 2012
    156 Posts
    This is their April Fools joke, they did it early to fuck with us.
    That is late as fuck. It was posted in HL3 General Discussion thread a few weeks/months ago.
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  28. Post #6748
    PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
    Doritos_Man's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,903 Posts
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  29. Post #6749
    altern's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,175 Posts
    I will kill everyone if I don't get this piece of shit game fixed
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  30. Post #6750
    Naci's Sidekick
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    July 2010
    7,557 Posts
    That is late as fuck. It was posted in HL3 General Discussion thread a few weeks/months ago.
    Dude I know it's late, I own the fucking magazine. I'm saying they did it early as a joke for today. Learn to read you dumbass.
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  31. Post #6751
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    I wonder what I get if I pre-order...
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  32. Post #6752
    SirCrest is my life, so is yours.
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    October 2009
    7,352 Posts
    Part of me thinks this isnt a April Fool's Joke.

    http://www.google.com/racing/

    Surprise! As you might have guessed, Google Racing is an April Fools joke brought to you by Google and NASCAR. And while we won't be providing self-driving cars to compete in the races, we look forward to working with NASCAR on future projects
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  33. Post #6753
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  34. Post #6754
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts


    :allears:
    Wait... this is going to be running on Source...
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  35. Post #6755
    It seems that putting wooops:404 on my ignore list was a great decision.
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  36. Post #6756

    March 2012
    227 Posts
    It seems that putting wooops:404 on my ignore list was a great decision.
    Howso, explain.
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  37. Post #6757
    Howso, explain.
    Your posts are awful.
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  38. Post #6758
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,151 Posts
    Some of these April Fools' things are just cruel, because they're things I'd LOVE to have. Like the Ubuntu goggles.
    Pffft:
    Canonical posted:
    A short punching motion replaces the a mouse click, with a full punch for a double-click. Sweeping hand movements direct the cursor, while shortcuts can be accessed by verbalising familiar commands. To save a document, for example, just shout, File! Save! Simple and elegant.
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  39. Post #6759

    March 2012
    227 Posts
    Your posts are awful.
    Some are, not all.
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  40. Post #6760
    Gold Member
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    October 2007
    22,093 Posts
    Dude I know it's late, I own the fucking magazine. I'm saying they did it early as a joke for today. Learn to read you dumbass.
    You realize that Valve probably had nothing to do with that, right?

    Edited:

    http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Circular_Circlesaw
    :psyduck:

    Edited:


    This was on the joke page. Jokes should be funny, not cruel.

    Edited:

    Some are, not all.
    Hannibal Lecter killed some people, but not all.
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