1. Post #1
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Before you ask questions here LOOK AT THIS THREAD HERE!
    Keep your Speedtest shit [HERE!]



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    :siren: RULES by daijitsu :siren:
    I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.


    Posts everyone is sick of:

    Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
    "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
    "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"

    stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
    "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
    "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
    Daijitsu posted:
    shadowsniper873 posted:
    Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)
    And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.

    Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.

    Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.


    but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?
    Blind hatred or fanboyism:
    People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
    People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
    "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
    "PC sucks cuz Mac is better."

    Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.

    It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"

    He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]

    [release]:siren: RULES BY WINGLESS :siren:
    NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE!
    Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
    Your speed test shit goes [HERE!] and your question shit goes HERE! the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [HERE]
    NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)
    If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]



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  2. Post #2
    ask me for a rust key :~)
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    Oh question about W8 consumer preview. Is it significantly faster than Windows 7? I'm getting tired of these slowdowns on this shitty computer and am probably willing to put up with W8 to go faster
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  3. Post #3
    Mr Jazz
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    I love this thread. It's my new home.
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  4. Post #4
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    Oh question about W8 consumer preview. Is it significantly faster than Windows 7? I'm getting tired of these slowdowns on this shitty computer and am probably willing to put up with W8 to go faster
    It's quicker, but I don't recommend it for daily use. Few random quirks which would make that annoying.
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  5. Post #5
    ask me for a rust key :~)
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    Such as?
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    rip v17
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  7. Post #7
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    It's good to get rid of old threads. They usually get full of bad things that would cause lots of head trauma if remembered.
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  8. Post #8
    Mr Jazz
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    Hah.

    I just noticed the title.

    Edited:

    It's good to get rid of old threads. They usually get full of bad things that would cause lots of head trauma if remembered.
    Like?
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  9. Post #9
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    like that annoying lady wingless
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  10. Post #10
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Hah.

    I just noticed the title.

    Edited:



    Like?
    Click my title.
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  11. Post #11
    Mr Jazz
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    Click my title.
    NO
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  12. Post #12
    Can I be in the next title?

    :3:
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  13. Post #13
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Can I be in the next title?

    :3:
    You're in my title, Brt.
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  14. Post #14
    Mr Jazz
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    I need to change my title.

    IT NEEDS TO GO.

    It should be "I break everything I touch" or "kaboom".

    Edited:

    I think "kaboom" is most fitting though.
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  15. Post #15
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    Click my title.
    I prefered the DildNo

    Edited:

    I need to change my title.

    IT NEEDS TO GO.

    It should be "I break everything I touch" or "kaboom".

    Edited:

    I think "kaboom" is most fitting though.
    "Everything I touch turns faulty"
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  16. Post #16
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    I prefered the DildNo

    Edited:



    "Everything I touch turns faulty"
    New thread, and dildos are already mentioned. What a surprise!

    Also, extra large dragon dildos are best dildos.
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  17. Post #17
    Mr Jazz
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    "Everything I touch turns faulty"
    yes
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  18. Post #18
    Resident Raccoon
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    New thread, and dildos are already mentioned. What a surprise!

    Also, extra large dragon dildos are best dildos.
    It's a mandatory occurrence
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  19. Post #19
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    Jesus fuck, Febuary ended fast.

    Anywas, I'm stuck on the toilet with very, VERY slow diarrhea. How are you guys doing?
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  20. Post #20
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Jesus fuck, Febuary ended fast.

    Anywas, I'm stuck on the toilet with very, VERY slow diarrhea. How are you guys doing?
    That's great.
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  21. Post #21
    Mr Jazz
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    Better than lava.
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  22. Post #22
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    That's great.
    YEAH, FUCK FACEBOOK AND TWITTER. I INFORM FACEPUNCH OF MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS.

    Edited:

    Better than lava.
    Well... Erm...
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  23. Post #23
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    YEAH, FUCK FACEBOOK AND TWITTER. I INFORM FACEPUNCH OF MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS.

    Edited:



    Well... Erm...
    I hear dragon dildo's can help with that.
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  24. Post #24
    Mr Jazz
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    Put the dildo down Wingless.
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  25. Post #25
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    I hear dragon dildo's can help with that.
    That always made me wonder. Ya know, when your trying to take a shit, and you feel it, and you wonder "Would it come out if I stuck something up there?"
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  26. Post #26
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    That always made me wonder. Ya know, when your trying to take a shit, and you feel it, and you wonder "Would it come out if I stuck something up there?"
    Exactly what I'm getting at, man.
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  27. Post #27
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    Exactly what I'm getting at, man.

    ?
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  28. Post #28
    Mr Jazz
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    oh jesus

    don't

    no
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  29. Post #29
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    I can't breathe.
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  30. Post #30
    Resident Raccoon
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    Which side are you planning on using?
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  31. Post #31
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    oh jesus

    don't

    no

    Now?
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  32. Post #32
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    I died
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  33. Post #33
    Mr Jazz
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    I don't even know what's happening at this point.
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  34. Post #34
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    this is the best thread already
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  36. Post #36
    Mr Jazz
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    plunger butt
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  37. Post #37
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    Better? Worse?
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  38. Post #38
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    already offtopic, whoa.

    sipwicket in it's usual place...
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  39. Post #39
    Mr Jazz
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  40. Post #40
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    What else is there to say?
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