1. Post #1
    Dennab
    March 2010
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-17197247

    Dorset boy dies after head injury at Portchester school

    Floral tributes have been left to Kyle Rees at Portchester School
    A 16-year-old boy has died after apparently being hit on the head with a hard ball at a Dorset school.

    Kyle Rees was hurt at Portchester School, Bournemouth, on Monday and died after being transferred to Southampton General Hospital.

    A 16-year-old boy arrested in connection with the incident has been released on bail.

    He was held initially for an offence of assault and subsequently on suspicion of manslaughter.



    Floral tributes have been left to Kyle Rees at Portchester School



    A police statement said: "A cordon is currently in place at the school while officers investigate the circumstances surrounding his death.

    "Teachers and children have been helping police with their inquiries throughout the day."

    Headteacher Debbie Godfrey-Phaure said: "Students and staff are devastated by this terrible tragedy and our hearts and prayers are very much with the boy's family and friends.

    "It is difficult to know what to do for the best in these distressing circumstances but our focus must be providing as much support as possible to our close-knit school community as we all try to come to terms with what has happened.

    "The next few weeks and months are going to be emotionally testing for our students and staff, but we will be doing all we can for them.

    'Talented young man'
    "We are also be fully assisting the authorities with their investigations.

    "The emergency services cannot be praised highly enough for their prompt actions at the time, and we also pay tribute to the outstanding medical help he received at hospital.

    "At an appropriate time we will be celebrating his memory and life at school. He was a memorable and talented young man. He was very popular with his peers and was due to do well in his GCSEs this summer."

    Kim Drake, service director for children's social care at Bournemouth Borough Council, said: "We have set up a counselling service at the school to offer pupils, staff and parents support following the incident at the school and we are currently working with both the school and the police with their investigation."

    Kyle was injured at about 14:10 on Monday and taken to Bournemouth Hospital.

    He was then transferred to Southampton General Hospital in a critical condition, where he died on Tuesday.
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    Rest In Peace, Kyle Rees. It rhymes. :smith:
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    Does this mean John Connor will never be born and we're all to die by Cyborgs?
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    Looks like he got terminated
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  5. Post #5
    Dennab
    March 2010
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    Does this mean John Connor will never be born and we're all to die by Cyborgs?
    We are all doomed
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    Hasta la vista baby.
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    March 2009
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    I feel awful for laughing at the Terminator picture.
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    December 2005
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    i feel bad for laughing at the jokes
    fuck you hoodoo i feel worse
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    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
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    He won't be back :(
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    April 2010
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    His name was Kyle Rees.

    Edited:

    It was nice that someone left a can of coke for him.
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    Dennab
    July 2009
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    His parents must have planned that name.
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    He did his job with out all of you knowing it
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    Here Lies Kyle Rees

    "I know it's sad and all and I don't mean to make light of it or nothing, but, like, y'know, come on, man."
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    Looks like it's up to us to find and impregnate Sarah Connor then tell her all about the robot uprising.
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    His name was robert paulso- erm I mean kyle rees
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    In The Terminator the name was Kyle Reese
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    geoface's Avatar
    April 2010
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    Great, now john connor is never born. fuck you nature

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    July 2009
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    Looks like it's up to us to find and impregnate Sarah Connor then tell her all about the robot uprising.
    Humanity is doomed!
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    January 2012
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    so can i travel back in time and fuck linda hamilton instead

    Edited:

    Humanity is doomed!
    don't worry bro
    my dick is liquid metal
    mostly liquid
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    I'm going to hell for laughing at the name.

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    Rome's Avatar
    August 2011
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    The kid's 16. He's plenty old enough to impregnate a young Sarah Connor with our savior.
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    Dennab
    August 2011
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    Or maybe...head injury is being hit by a terminator and they're just covering it up

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    May 2005
    337 Posts
    Ahaha some kid died, you're terminated fucker, ahaha.

    Seriously?
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  24. Post #24
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    August 2005
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    Don't worry guys, I just faked my death to escape the T-800 model 76 that's been after me for months now.
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    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
    Daniel Smith's Avatar
    September 2010
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    I can't believe how everyone here can be so insensitive.
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    ASK ME ABOUT MY BEN FOLDS FETISH
    FreakySoup's Avatar
    April 2010
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    I guess they couldn't wake up Hick- wait, shit, wrong movie
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    Zet
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    February 2011
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    In The Terminator the name was Kyle Reese
    All movies based on true stories have some minor name changes.
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    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
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    Oh, this is near me. Everyone's facebook is about him now.
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    I'm amused by the idea that this happened in school and that the most tactically sensible thing for the machines to do would be replace a substitute teacher with one of their own. It'd be a glorious mixture of terminator and kindergarten cop.

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    and that the most tactically sensible thing for the machines to do would be replace a substitute teacher with one of their own.
    Kind of happened in the TV series.

    Don't worry guys, I just faked my death to escape the T-800 model 76 that's been after me for months now.
    They always make sure.



    You're not safe.

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    Funny how little it takes for someone to not give a shit that a person died.
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    You're Gonna Carry That Weight.
    jaykray's Avatar
    June 2008
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    I knew I recognised the name

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    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
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    Also, if you posted one of these terminator jokes on my facebook, you'd get your cock ripped off.

  34. Post #34
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    January 2005
    7,386 Posts
    Funny how little it takes for someone to not give a shit that a person died.
    This is facepunch.

  35. Post #35
    YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME
    The Genie's Avatar
    August 2006
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    I doubt it was even an accident, I know pricks in my school like to kick hard balls at other students.

  36. Post #36
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
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    Funny how little it takes for someone to not give a shit that a person died.
    people die every day

  37. Post #37
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
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    Skynet gets close day by day.
    Also, Sorry for the kid
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    August 2011
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    I guess they couldn't wake up Hick- wait, shit, wrong movie
    but Predator 3 was bullshit about killing off everyone within the first ten minutes anyway, so I guess we still have space marines to save us from the T-800s

  39. Post #39
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    Chrille's Avatar
    August 2005
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    people die every day
    I'd still say that it's pretty fucking tragic that a 16-year old died from getting hit in the head with a bat.

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