1. Post #1
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts

    Your Name is apparently bob. You have just awoken from your annual daydreaming fit.

    You're wearing Jeans, and a T-shirt, which, both hug your body because you've been working out.

    You're standing in an alley, and there seems to be a wallet in your pocket. You have no idea what's in it.

    To the (viewer's) left, you see car lights blaring. To the right, there is only darkness.

    What do you do?

    (P.S., The realism theme is Semi-Serious. TRY to be rational.)
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  2. Post #2
    Shisno's Avatar
    December 2011
    67 Posts
    Into the darkness!

  3. Post #3
    Dennab
    August 2010
    507 Posts
    take a shit in that cart
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  4. Post #4
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    take a shit in that cart
    Since you just ate something, and really need to crap, you pull down your implied pants, and take a shit in the big trash dumpster.

    And due to SOMEONE being lazy, the lid unhinges itself and walks away before you smell the place up.

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  5. Post #5
    Ghost656's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,484 Posts
    fall into the cart
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  6. Post #6
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,984 Posts
    Paint name with poop on wall
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  7. Post #7
    Gauzemann's Avatar
    November 2011
    397 Posts
    Search for supplies

  8. Post #8
    Phatso420's Avatar
    July 2010
    26 Posts
    Take a nap and hope to wake up somewhere else.

  9. Post #9
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    Search for supplies
    You decide to be a wanna-be adventurer, and start searching for supplies. Since you're in a city, you go into the darkness due to the abundance of teenage girls whom will call you a weirdo.

    You don't find any supplies there. Only darkness. Specifically, you don't find anything because it's too dark to see.
    What do you do now?

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  10. Post #10
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    July 2010
    1,506 Posts
    Get the idea of getting an idea, so a light bulb (that emits light) appears above your head.
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  11. Post #11
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    Pray to the demonic gods of Oblivion. Earn their trust, and they bestow demonic powers upon you.

    So light your hand on fire as a light.

  12. Post #12
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    July 2011
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    Pray to the demonic gods of Oblivion. Earn their trust, and they bestow demonic powers upon you.
    You pray to the oblivion gods, and as you spread your arms apart to make a preacher behold position so you can light an orb of fire, you hit a light switch. Oh, and it turns out gods don't exist either.

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  13. Post #13
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    July 2010
    1,506 Posts
    Wonder why the hell someone would put a spotlight in an alley, also notice your ability to stretch and shorten body parts, use newfound ability to move spotlight around and see the entirety of the alley.
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  14. Post #14
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    The Demonic Gods DO EXIST THROUGH.

    It's just lies from the man, man. GET THEIR POWERS AT ALL COSTS
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  15. Post #15
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,984 Posts
    check pockets
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  16. Post #16
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    check pockets
    You decide to check your pockets.
    You find a wallet in your right pocket.


  17. Post #17
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    Can you add some color to your interactive? My first interactive was shit, but it at least had color.
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    Can you add some color to your interactive? My first interactive was shit, but it at least had color.
    I purposely have no color as a style. The light was an accident. buahaha.
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  19. Post #19
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    I purposely have no color as a style. The light was an accident. buahaha.
    Sounds like an excuse to be lazy.
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  20. Post #20
    Sebixxx's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,263 Posts
    Try to eat your wallet

  21. Post #21
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,984 Posts
    Check wallet

  22. Post #22
    Gauzemann's Avatar
    November 2011
    397 Posts
    Possible to climb wall?

  23. Post #23
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    gregmasterx's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,506 Posts
    Check if you have lods of emone, if so, start waving it around and hope for the best.

  24. Post #24
    Djcreeper's Avatar
    June 2011
    27 Posts
    Empty your wallet, then eat the remnants.

  25. Post #25
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    Sorry guys, I'll try to get an update in. I've been down with the flu.

  26. Post #26
    MMASeidokan's Avatar
    March 2012
    32 Posts
    Buy a Physgun and wreak havok!

  27. Post #27
    Phatso420's Avatar
    July 2010
    26 Posts
    Fall asleep. Hope to wake up somewhere else.

  28. Post #28
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    I'll just do a workless, cheapo Update since I'm still sick and have to lay down.

    Fall asleep. Hope to wake up somewhere else.
    You lay down and pass out. You awaken in the same fucking place. And it's dark again.

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  29. Post #29

    January 2012
    21 Posts


    A ghost santa appears and is intending to kill you with his icicle dagger as he illuminates the room with a twilight blue.

    WHAT DO YOU DO NOW??

    Whoops I think I'm not following the rules.
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  30. Post #30
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    You don't understand how to play in interactives do you?
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  31. Post #31
    Toasted Lemon's Avatar
    December 2011
    123 Posts
    Turn the goddamn lights on and check your wallet.

  32. Post #32
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,079 Posts
    Turn the goddamn lights on and check your wallet.

  33. Post #33

    January 2012
    21 Posts
    Cmon guys get a sense of humor its funny..

  34. Post #34
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    November 2010
    5,622 Posts
    Nope, sorry, can't find any.
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  35. Post #35
    Toasted Lemon's Avatar
    December 2011
    123 Posts
    Cmon guys get a sense of humor its funny..
    You don't really need to derail the thread with your own scene.

  36. Post #36
    Burgervich's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,355 Posts
    Cmon guys get a sense of humor its funny..
    Not really.

  37. Post #37
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    Oh shit. I forgot to update this. Doing it now.

  38. Post #38
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    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,983 Posts
    Vigorously masturbate to determine gender

  39. Post #39
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    Milkdairy's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,246 Posts
    Vigorously masturbate to determine gender
    You attempt to masturbate, and find you have a penis. Besides other INSIGNIFICANT hints like a masculine name and driver's license stating a gender, you find you are male.


  40. Post #40
    Googlebob's Avatar
    February 2011
    121 Posts
    Hears a scary noise in the dark... (scary noise reference at 4:00 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOkX53_ba6U)