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    [release]

    Seoul (CNN) -- North Korea said it's ready to fight a war with the United States and South Korea as the two allies kicked off their annual joint military drills Monday, according to state-run media.
    "Hundreds of thousands of troops are poised for a war carrying nuclear war equipment," North Korea's KCNA news agency reported, saying Pyongyang considers the drills to be practice for a preemptive strike on the North.
    The international community has been negotiating with North Korea over its nuclear program for years.
    The most recent talks between North Korea and the United States ended Friday with little visible progress. They were the first high-level talks since the death of North Korea's longtime leader, Kim Jong Il, in December and the subsequent transition of power to his youngest son, Kim Jong Un.
    Kim's death threw into flux U.S. plans for renewed diplomacy with North Korea, including formal talks on ending Pyongyang's nuclear program and possible resumption of U.S. food assistance.
    The North Korea government was expected to suspend its uranium enrichment in exchange for food assistance as part of a deal that was to be announced around the time of Kim's death.
    The annual Key Resolve military drills that began Monday involve 2,100 U.S. troops with their South Korean counterparts. Washington insists the exercises are defensive in nature and unrelated to any geopolitical events.
    The current military drills are scheduled through March 9, with a second set of overlapping exercises beginning March 1 and running through the end of April.
    South Korea and the United States regularly hold military drills and just as often North Korea denounces them as a provocation.
    KCNA reported Saturday that Kim Jong Un, the new North Korean leader, visited military units in the southwest of the country, including one that fired upon a South Korean island in November 2010, killing two civilians and two marines. North Korea said its forces were responding to a South Korean military drill in the area.
    While visitng the troops, Kim Jong Un "ordered them to make a powerful retaliatory strike at the enemy, should the enemy intrude even 0.001 mm into the waters of the country where its sovereignty is exercised," KCNA reported.
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    http://edition.cnn.com/2012/02/27/wo...l?eref=edition
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  2. Post #2
    Triumph Forks's Avatar
    July 2009
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    bring it
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  3. Post #3
    zombojoe's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,606 Posts
    I can't take the NK seriously, they've been at a ceasefire for how long now?
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    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,516 Posts
    Indeed, enough of this dickwaving; We shall touch balls!
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  5. Post #5
    Ern
    this title sucks
    Ern's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,022 Posts
    Kim Jung-Il dies
    North Korea wants war.
    Homefront's plot unraveling.
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  6. Post #6
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    Overwatch 7's Avatar
    May 2006
    964 Posts
    Was there ever a time in history where nations left each other alone without perpetually trying to prove their superiority?

    For fucks sake, I'd like just one month where I don't see a story about supranational dick waving about how one country is pumped to take on another.
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    April 2008
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    There's no way North Korea can win a war like this.
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    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
    Banned?'s Avatar
    February 2005
    16,993 Posts
    There's no way North Korea can win a war.
    Fixed that for ya.
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    Dantai's Avatar
    December 2005
    2,840 Posts
    Kim Jung-Il dies
    North Korea wants war.
    Homefront's plot unraveling.
    Welp, better buy me a gun. :911:

  10. Post #10
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    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    20,363 Posts
    Dickwaving you say?


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    quality poster
    Dennab
    August 2009
    12,242 Posts
    Indeed, enough of this dickwaving; We shall touch balls!
    no more half measures

    cross swords
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    Dennab
    June 2011
    2,108 Posts
    Fuck I just don't get it. When you talk shit but everyone flat out knows you can't back it up you're a joke it and just makes you look worse. I guess it doesn't matter though since they're so fucking delusional

  13. Post #13
    GlebGuy's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,419 Posts
    Since I'm on the opposite side of the world, I'm just gonna go ahead and...




    But really, with the fact that NK is out-dated, delusional, barely has any food to support their troops isn't really going to help them against two fronts like the US and SK.
    And I doubt nukes will help them, I'm pretty sure everyone would spot them and get rid of them mid-air (at least the US) and then proceed kicking their ass.

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    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,264 Posts
    Aren't they only in a long term ceasefire? As far as I know, the Korean war was never ended, thus they're technically at war now.
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    ask me about my title
    Elfy's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,760 Posts
    Dickwaving you say?


    RIP Kimmy. Best leader of best Korea.
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    Kill Me No's Avatar
    October 2008
    270 Posts
    This just in!

    Scientist discover huge radioactive crater where NK used to be. Foul play suspected, more on this at 10!
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    LCBADs's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,775 Posts
    OP is late by going on 60 years now
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  18. Post #18
    ice cream and pussy
    Jacam12SUX's Avatar
    March 2005
    2,014 Posts
    [release]

    Seoul (CNN) -- North Korea said it's ready to fight a war with the United States and South Korea[/release]
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    January 2008
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    And I doubt nukes will help them, I'm pretty sure everyone would spot them and get rid of them mid-air (at least the US) and then proceed kicking their ass.
    I doubt they even have the means of delivery for said nukes. Building a bomb is a thing, but propelling it towards your target is another kind of business.

  20. Post #20
    dagoth_ur's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,814 Posts
    I doubt they even have the means of delivery for said nukes. Building a bomb is a thing, but propelling it towards your target is another kind of business.

    HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PHOTO OF BEST KOREA NUKE DELIVERY SYSTEM
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  21. Post #21
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,844 Posts
    I can't take the NK seriously, they've been at a ceasefire for how long now?
    Technically they're at war right now since no peace treaty was ever signed.
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  22. Post #22
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    Wow they really must be tired of living. This is pure suicide, why don't they just let NKoreans out of the country so they don't have to be sent to the lion's mouth? :(

  23. Post #23
    iSnubWaitWhat's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,114 Posts
    Wow they really must be tired of living. This is pure suicide, why don't they just let NKoreans out of the country so they don't have to be sent to the lion's mouth? :(
    Because the population of NK is brainwashed and worship their leader. Half of them doesn't want to leave.
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    SammySung's Avatar
    January 2010
    451 Posts
    They should invite North Korea to their games next time.

  25. Post #25
    I love Boobies
    mooty's Avatar
    December 2011
    326 Posts
    why cant this world be a happy world and give each other candy and alot of it.
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    HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PHOTO OF BEST KOREA NUKE DELIVERY SYSTEM
    Just in:
    Iran has gotten a hold of said delivery technology!
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  27. Post #27
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    September 2009
    6,326 Posts
    At some point, NK's regime will fall. Let's just hope that when that time comes, it won't be that messy. Right now NK's population doesn't seem to be capable of overthrowing their government.

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    November 2009
    1,814 Posts
    Just in:Iran has gotten a hold of said delivery technology!


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    August 2011
    19,161 Posts
    Because the population of NK is brainwashed and worship their leader. Half of them doesn't want to leave.
    Not all of them are. About half of them are very resentful, whilst the other younger people are normally more susceptible.

    I guess NK is weeding out the old so the people who weren't always slaves won't be able to spread any kind of resistance.

  30. Post #30
    Shadow Core's Avatar
    August 2010
    796 Posts
    NK v.s. USA & SK (Nato would get involved) ... North Korea would be roflstomped so hard...

  31. Post #31
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    September 2011
    4,701 Posts
    Wait. But if they nuke South Korea, The resulting radiation would wipe out North Korea as well.

    Logic

  32. Post #32
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    December 2010
    4,913 Posts
    Ha, as if NK could ever hope to successfully invade SK, They would either be battered with far superior conventional weapons, or turned into a pit of radioactive glass.

  33. Post #33
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    I Am A Rock's Avatar
    September 2010
    318 Posts
    Time to fire up the ol' napalm factories.

  34. Post #34
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    raviool's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,008 Posts
    Kim Jung-Il dies
    North Korea wants war.
    Homefront's plot unraveling.
    kim jong un probably played it recently

  35. Post #35
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    smurfy's Avatar
    October 2007
    22,057 Posts
    Even today former East Germany is still way behind former West Germany economically

    Imagine how long it would take for a united Korea to bring North Korea up to the standard of the South

  36. Post #36
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    February 2008
    10,366 Posts
    "You can't kill us if we starve to death!" - Kim Jong Un
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  37. Post #37
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    December 2011
    1,186 Posts
    I almost expected the Homefront jokes to come out instantly.

    nonetheless, I dont think North Korea will win this one, despite having semi-advanced Soviet-bloc (and maybe NATO) material, US Has backing from Israel, UK, and ofcourse, South Korea, all with superior technology.

    so basicly North Korea is outnumbered and Outgunned in most if not all ways.

  38. Post #38
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    October 2007
    15,293 Posts
    God damn it I hate the term dickwaving, I keep imagining a korean man waving his dick at someone on the other side of the 38th parallel
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    June 2008
    7,359 Posts
    And then we find out Il's not dead, and this was all a coup by Un to usurp his father's power, after he is captured in a massive battle by a mercenary who also averts the launch of NK's nukes.
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    December 2011
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    And then we find out Il's not dead, and this was all a coup by Un to usurp his father's power, after he is captured in a massive battle by a mercenary who also averts the launch of NK's nukes.


        Only instead of a coup it was Fucking oil.   
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