This man must be genetically cloned/cryogenically frozen.
The best thing is he got access to weaponry by threatening to pee everywhere
"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic"
"So how'd you get in?" "I tried to rob a 90 year old and got my ass kicked, then challenged to a duel."
Damn! Old people who fight back are always badass.
Samuel Whittemore reincarnated.
I wonder what he was like when he was younger.
Guess the Courier learned how to deal with it after that first attempt awhile back.
Dude, when this man finally dies. Hes going to need a second casket for his fucking balls.
The shame this guy must have should be on par with the guy who broke into a house owned by a pair of seniors and left with 2 black eyes and a few missing teeth by way of the husband who was an ex-boxer.
We need more people like this guy, but goddamn, he got shot in the face and basically laughed it off.
A dangerous game he chose to play
Man of fucking steel right here.
It's always old people who do shit like this, they're badasses. This new generation sucks.
bad FUCKING ass.
From where he's kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
"Oh you thought you could kill me sonny? Well ol' gramps is back from the dead mother fucker!"
And what have YOU done today?
Holy fuck, we mere mortals can barely dream of being HALF this amazing. Gentlemen, we are in presence of a god.
This article made me very hard. A girl sitting close by was offended by my erection, so she hit me in the groin.
I was so angry that I didn't feel a thing. I was just thinking "Fuck you, bitch, now it's my turn". So I hit her in the pussy with my dick. Let's just say now I have a little NO ONE Jr. on the way now...