1. Post #41
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    squids_eye's Avatar
    July 2006
    5,751 Posts
    I'm pretty sure he just feels like a dumbass because a 90 year old made him look like a bitch.
    To be fair, the guy got shot three times and still made it out of there, so he atleast has a shred of dignity left. Still a dumbass for doing it and getting caught though.

  2. Post #42
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    December 2008
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    This man must be genetically cloned/cryogenically frozen.
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  3. Post #43
    LOL
    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,070 Posts
    That will be me in 77 years.
    You're 13?
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  4. Post #44
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    October 2008
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    The best thing is he got access to weaponry by threatening to pee everywhere
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  5. Post #45
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    February 2009
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    "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic"
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  6. Post #46
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    March 2011
    639 Posts
    "So how'd you get in?" "I tried to rob a 90 year old and got my ass kicked, then challenged to a duel."
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  7. Post #47
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    August 2010
    1,518 Posts
    You're 13?
    I would assume so.

  8. Post #48
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    December 2008
    5,290 Posts
    Damn! Old people who fight back are always badass.
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  9. Post #49
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    January 2012
    739 Posts
    source posted:
    Under questioning from prosecutor Dorothy Chou Proudfoot, Leone described how the burglar entered his home, held a gun to his head and said there was a "contract out" on him.

    "I said, 'How could there be a contract out on me?'" Leone said. "He said, 'I understand you're the guy with all the expensive cars.'"
    ...whut?
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  10. Post #50
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    March 2011
    446 Posts
    That will be me in 77 years.
    No,you'll be dead by then.

  11. Post #51
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    March 2007
    2,202 Posts
    Samuel Whittemore reincarnated.

  12. Post #52
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    February 2005
    39 Posts
    I wonder what he was like when he was younger.

  13. Post #53
    1% of Leone's power

    Edited:

    Funny thing is Leone reminds me of Léon.
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  14. Post #54
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    February 2011
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    Guess the Courier learned how to deal with it after that first attempt awhile back.
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  15. Post #55
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    September 2006
    2,711 Posts
    Dude, when this man finally dies. Hes going to need a second casket for his fucking balls.
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  16. Post #56
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    August 2010
    22,727 Posts
    The shame this guy must have should be on par with the guy who broke into a house owned by a pair of seniors and left with 2 black eyes and a few missing teeth by way of the husband who was an ex-boxer.

  17. Post #57
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    December 2010
    4,829 Posts
    We need more people like this guy, but goddamn, he got shot in the face and basically laughed it off.

  18. Post #58
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    July 2006
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    We need more people like this guy, but goddamn, he got shot in the face and basically laughed it off.
    He probably told the grim reaper that if he didn't back off he would do a shit right there on his floor.
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  19. Post #59
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    October 2010
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    The burglar let him leave for the bathroom but would not let him close the door, Leone said.

    "I said, 'Do you like to watch people take a s—-?'" Leone testified. The burglar let him close the door, and Leone went for his Smith & Wesson snubnose.
    A dangerous game he chose to play
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  20. Post #60
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    November 2010
    5,582 Posts
    Man of fucking steel right here.

  21. Post #61
    Dennab
    September 2010
    2,109 Posts
    It's always old people who do shit like this, they're badasses. This new generation sucks.

  22. Post #62
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,381 Posts
    bad FUCKING ass.

  23. Post #63
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    July 2010
    1,746 Posts
    From where he's kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

  24. Post #64
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    9,196 Posts
    "Oh you thought you could kill me sonny? Well ol' gramps is back from the dead mother fucker!"
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  25. Post #65
    And what have YOU done today?

  26. Post #66
    Holy fuck, we mere mortals can barely dream of being HALF this amazing. Gentlemen, we are in presence of a god.

  27. Post #67
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    June 2011
    89 Posts
    How did the robber even fool the police?

    "I shot my self five times with a rifle."
    A. 3 times
    B. A pistol

  28. Post #68
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    March 2010
    3,142 Posts
    "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic"
    Damn, you fucking ninja. Instantly thought of Zaeed as well.

  29. Post #69
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    April 2007
    3,197 Posts
    This article made me very hard. A girl sitting close by was offended by my erection, so she hit me in the groin.

    I was so angry that I didn't feel a thing. I was just thinking "Fuck you, bitch, now it's my turn". So I hit her in the pussy with my dick. Let's just say now I have a little NO ONE Jr. on the way now...
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