1. Post #121
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    May 2011
    1,279 Posts


    what a superb pageking
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  2. Post #122
    The Cold Wind Of France
    MaxOfS2D's Avatar
    November 2008
    17,273 Posts
    And thats why he has his serious face on, he's seen things you couldnt even imagine.
    Microsoft consoles on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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  3. Post #123
    An Armed Bear's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,572 Posts
    And thats why he has his serious face on, he's seen things you couldnt even imagine.
    58 more Modern Warfare games.
    Each grossing higher than the last.
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  4. Post #124
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    December 2007
    2,515 Posts
    58 more Modern Warfare games.
    Each grossing higher than the last.
    DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP ACTIVISION
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  5. Post #125
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    April 2008
    4,683 Posts
    The new Valve Game System

    A console shaped aesthetically like a valve can be attached at the rear of the head and inject pure "Steam" into ones head, at low low prices.
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  6. Post #126
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    March 2011
    3,831 Posts
    Holy shit what happened to Gabe, he looks like whatever age defying potion/device he used stopped working and old age finally caught up with him.

    Anyway I'm still waiting for Valve to make their own operating system.

  7. Post #127
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    October 2011
    1,281 Posts

    Instant reminder.
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  8. Post #128
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    April 2009
    9,854 Posts
    He looks like Teddy Roosevelt
    Gabe would be the best president ever.
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  9. Post #129
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    April 2009
    4,859 Posts
    I can see valve's console's name being rain because of the whole steam->cloud->rain thing being a nice tactic for a name.
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  10. Post #130
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    December 2008
    4,010 Posts
    I can see valve's console's name being rain because of the whole steam->cloud->rain thing being a nice tactic for a name.
    Valve -> Leak
    Valve -> Drip
    Valve -> Steam -> Condensation
    Valve -> Steam -> Steamed/Steaming
    Valve -> Steam -> Steamer?
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  11. Post #131
    in 2013 people will no longer be judged by ethnicity but by the anime girl used as their avatar
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  12. Post #132
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    August 2010
    8,019 Posts
    I hope this is one of those not-shaving-til-ep3-is-done type of deals.
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  13. Post #133
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    July 2006
    11,833 Posts
    Valve is the best.

  14. Post #134
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    June 2009
    8,822 Posts
    Red Dwarf's parody of CSI?

    If it's not that then it's in here somewhere;
    I was thinking it's this
    [URL]

  15. Post #135
    Calam1tous's Avatar
    December 2009
    300 Posts
    As long as they keep their software "unlocked" and allowed to be used on any hardware configuration (ahem Apple), I don't see why not.

  16. Post #136
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    September 2005
    2,936 Posts
    Fine. We'll make our own hardware. With blackjack, and hookers. Well forget the blackjack.

  17. Post #137
    taste the salty dong
    Remscar's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,813 Posts
    Don't give a shit.
    We want games, not hardware.
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  18. Post #138
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    December 2008
    4,010 Posts
    Don't give a shit.
    We want games, not hardware.
    I want music, but without the speakers
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  19. Post #139
    in 2013 people will no longer be judged by ethnicity but by the anime girl used as their avatar
    NomadicNinja's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,864 Posts
    I want music, but without the speakers
    that can be accomplished
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  20. Post #140
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    August 2008
    1,685 Posts
    That beard makes him look at least 30 years older.
    30 years more awesome, too.
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  21. Post #141
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    Medevila's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,010 Posts
    that can be accomplished
    As can
    games, not hardware

  22. Post #142
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    Goberfish's Avatar
    February 2007
    582 Posts
    I hope this is one of those not-shaving-til-ep3-is-done type of deals.
    Gabe would be in the running for the world's biggest beard

  23. Post #143
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    30,897 Posts
    Dude, do you not see how the rest of the sign is completely blurry while the HL3 logo is the only crisper one? It's HORRIBLY photoshopped.

    Besides, look at Kotaku's pic:



    That's a + sign, the Medic from TF2.
    meet the medic

    confirmed
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  24. Post #144
    Glod Menber
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    January 2011
    3,214 Posts
    Seriously if Gabe keeps up being so awesome I'm going to develop a fetish for fat people
    +5 year delay

    thanks

    Edited:



    Wow George Lucas has gained some weight.
    +10 years

    Edited:
    You mean chins.
    +15 more years

    now we're never getting half life 3
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  25. Post #145
    Lizzrd's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,394 Posts
    He's not talking about Skyrim.

    There's a Half-Life 3 logo in the top left corner.
    That's just in kotaku's image.
    Here's the original:


    Edited:

    God damnit I'm late :(

  26. Post #146
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    July 2007
    6,098 Posts
    DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP ACTIVISION
    He looks totally baked there.
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  27. Post #147
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    March 2005
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    Yeah well I'm gonna go build my own hardware! With blackjack, and hookers!
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  28. Post #148
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    August 2009
    10,527 Posts
    Gabe looks badass with that beard.
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  29. Post #149
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    June 2010
    5,908 Posts
    Man, everybody's talking about the beard, but I find his proposal crazy awesome. He's been talking about wearable computers. About biofeedback. About lack of hardware innovation. Valve has some experience with L4D's dynamic AI manager.

    Imagine a game that can change completely depending on what the user feels. The first prototypes might just be like a media player's music visualization; matching colors and music according to the player's heartbeats. More advanced games could dynamically alter levels to build the ideal experience between checkpoints.

    Incorporating dynamic elements such as increasing/decreasing the amount of health kits dropped depending on player health is what really sells games as a personal experience. If they could come up with an AI to make good use of the biofeedback, my god, be optimistic and imagine the possibilities for once.
    Granted, it would take forever until Valve would come out with a marketable version, but I wouldn't doubt its impact.
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  30. Post #150
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
    The Baconator's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,918 Posts
    Why do people think he is talking about consoles?
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  31. Post #151
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    July 2009
    7,085 Posts
    Am I the only one who thinks that Valve might be expanding maybe a bit too much?

    10 hours earlier:
    Different thread; completely irrelevant.

  32. Post #152
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    June 2011
    8,304 Posts
    I actually had the idea of a standardized computer running steam for gaming purposes (to offset the DAWWW COMPUTERS ARE SO HARD TO CONFIGURE AND TROUBLESHOOT) bullshit about 2 years ago. It would also be able to run games for the next ~2 years on medium with no fuss.

    Good thing it's becoming reality

    way to kill my dreams gabe.
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  33. Post #153
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    (ahem Apple)
    Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases, why bother.
    Just build a linux based Steam OS and be done with it.
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  34. Post #154
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    July 2007
    2,293 Posts
    Gabe is turning into a dwarf.

  35. Post #155
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
    The Baconator's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,918 Posts
    Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases, why bother.
    Just build a linux based Steam OS and be done with it.
    They aren't gonna make a console or OS.
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  36. Post #156
    If the mods approve of this title they hereby admit that they are all massive faggots
    koeniginator's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,409 Posts
    We're gonna make our own hardware, with blackjack and hookers!
    In fact, screw the hardware!
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  37. Post #157
    Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases
    Well I do like my games.
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  38. Post #158
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    November 2005
    476 Posts
    "They can afford it."

  39. Post #159
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    Well I do like my games.
    Oh you.

  40. Post #160
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    gabe looks old
    He was born in 1962 so hes starting to get there.