[153x]

what a superb pageking

[MaxOfS2D]

carcarcargo posted:

And thats why he has his serious face on, he's seen things you couldnt even imagine.

Microsoft consoles on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

[An Armed Bear]

carcarcargo posted:

And thats why he has his serious face on, he's seen things you couldnt even imagine.

58 more Modern Warfare games.
Each grossing higher than the last.

[RoflKawpter]

An Armed Bear posted:

58 more Modern Warfare games.
Each grossing higher than the last.

DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP ACTIVISION

[Zenreon117]

The new Valve Game System

A console shaped aesthetically like a valve can be attached at the rear of the head and inject pure "Steam" into ones head, at low low prices.

[LtKyle2]

Holy shit what happened to Gabe, he looks like whatever age defying potion/device he used stopped working and old age finally caught up with him.

Anyway I'm still waiting for Valve to make their own operating system.

[Koenigsegg]

mac338 posted:

Instant reminder.

[ManningQB18]

AJisAwesome15 posted:

He looks like Teddy Roosevelt

Gabe would be the best president ever.

[MacD11]

I can see valve's console's name being rain because of the whole steam->cloud->rain thing being a nice tactic for a name.

[Medevilae]

MacD11 posted:

I can see valve's console's name being rain because of the whole steam->cloud->rain thing being a nice tactic for a name.

Valve -> Leak
Valve -> Drip
Valve -> Steam -> Condensation
Valve -> Steam -> Steamed/Steaming
Valve -> Steam -> Steamer?

[NomadicNinja]

[LaughingStock]

I hope this is one of those not-shaving-til-ep3-is-done type of deals.

[T2L_Goose]

Valve is the best.

[superstepa]

mac338 posted:

Red Dwarf's parody of CSI?

If it's not that then it's in here somewhere;

I was thinking it's this

[URL]

[Calam1tous]

As long as they keep their software "unlocked" and allowed to be used on any hardware configuration (ahem Apple), I don't see why not.

[Omali]

Fine. We'll make our own hardware. With blackjack, and hookers. Well forget the blackjack.

[Remscar]

Don't give a shit.
We want games, not hardware.

[Medevilae]

Remscar posted:

Don't give a shit.
We want games, not hardware.

I want music, but without the speakers

[NomadicNinja]

Medevilae posted:

I want music, but without the speakers

that can be accomplished

[SNNS-SEAN]

gazzy_GUI posted:

That beard makes him look at least 30 years older.

30 years more awesome, too.

[Medevilae]

NomadicNinja posted:

that can be accomplished

As can

games, not hardware

[Goberfish]

LaughingStock posted:

I hope this is one of those not-shaving-til-ep3-is-done type of deals.

Gabe would be in the running for the world's biggest beard

[Suttles]

T-Sonar.0 posted:

Dude, do you not see how the rest of the sign is completely blurry while the HL3 logo is the only crisper one? It's HORRIBLY photoshopped.

Besides, look at Kotaku's pic:



That's a + sign, the Medic from TF2.

meet the medic

confirmed

[Soleeedus]

mac338 posted:

Seriously if Gabe keeps up being so awesome I'm going to develop a fetish for fat people

+5 year delay

thanks

Edited:

Daniel Smith posted:

Wow George Lucas has gained some weight.

+10 years

Edited:

TehMentos posted:

You mean chins.

+15 more years

now we're never getting half life 3

[Lizzrd]

Atlascore posted:

He's not talking about Skyrim.

There's a Half-Life 3 logo in the top left corner.

That's just in kotaku's image.
Here's the original:


Edited:

God damnit I'm late :(

[GodKing]

RoflKawpter posted:

DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP ACTIVISION

He looks totally baked there.

[MuTAnT]

Yeah well I'm gonna go build my own hardware! With blackjack, and hookers!

[Flubadoo]

Gabe looks badass with that beard.

[Marik Bentusi]

Man, everybody's talking about the beard, but I find his proposal crazy awesome. He's been talking about wearable computers. About biofeedback. About lack of hardware innovation. Valve has some experience with L4D's dynamic AI manager.

Imagine a game that can change completely depending on what the user feels. The first prototypes might just be like a media player's music visualization; matching colors and music according to the player's heartbeats. More advanced games could dynamically alter levels to build the ideal experience between checkpoints.

Incorporating dynamic elements such as increasing/decreasing the amount of health kits dropped depending on player health is what really sells games as a personal experience. If they could come up with an AI to make good use of the biofeedback, my god, be optimistic and imagine the possibilities for once.
Granted, it would take forever until Valve would come out with a marketable version, but I wouldn't doubt its impact.

[The Baconator]

Why do people think he is talking about consoles?

[Chonch]

Am I the only one who thinks that Valve might be expanding maybe a bit too much?

mac338 posted:

10 hours earlier:

Different thread; completely irrelevant.

[trotskygrad]

I actually had the idea of a standardized computer running steam for gaming purposes (to offset the DAWWW COMPUTERS ARE SO HARD TO CONFIGURE AND TROUBLESHOOT) bullshit about 2 years ago. It would also be able to run games for the next ~2 years on medium with no fuss.

Good thing it's becoming reality

way to kill my dreams gabe.

[inconspicious]

Calam1tous posted:

(ahem Apple)

Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases, why bother.
Just build a linux based Steam OS and be done with it.

[borisvdb]

Gabe is turning into a dwarf.

[The Baconator]

inconspicious posted:

Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases, why bother.
Just build a linux based Steam OS and be done with it.

They aren't gonna make a console or OS.

[koeniginator]

carcarcargo posted:

We're gonna make our own hardware, with blackjack and hookers!

In fact, screw the hardware!

[mac338]

inconspicious posted:

Mac constitutes 5% of steam game purchases

Well I do like my games.

[camacazie638]

"They can afford it."

[inconspicious]

mac338 posted:

Well I do like my games.

Oh you.

[Jetblack357]

Uncle Bourbon posted:

gabe looks old

He was born in 1962 so hes starting to get there.