1. Post #81
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    Pteradactyl's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,092 Posts
    Why don't they start by making a game that would take advantage of new hardware?
    Seriously. They can literally do nothing and still make money through revenue through Steam. They have no shareholders to please. They obviously have unlimited time. They hired some big name people. They have all the resources, time, and money to make a revolutionary game, but instead they just keep doing minor adjustments to Source. And now they're talking about making their own hardware if they have to. What the fuck?
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  2. Post #82
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    May 2005
    3,371 Posts
    Now gabe looks like the real badass he truly is.
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  3. Post #83
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    August 2008
    6,327 Posts
    Why don't they start by making a game that would take advantage of new hardware?
    Seriously. They can literally do nothing and still make money through revenue through Steam. They have no shareholders to please. They obviously have unlimited time. They hired some big name people. They have all the resources, time, and money to make a revolutionary game, but instead they just keep doing minor adjustments to Source. And now they're talking about making their own hardware if they have to. What the fuck?
    They're trying to steer everyone away from Episode 3.

  4. Post #84
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    Dennab
    July 2009
    19,178 Posts
    He'd look pretty fucking sexy if it wasn't for his... generosity.
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  5. Post #85
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,864 Posts
    Oh god that reminded me of a movie. What the fuck was it called again?

  6. Post #86
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    December 2009
    8,851 Posts
    Open upgradable console :science101:
    So a pc?
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  7. Post #87
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    October 2007
    22,043 Posts
    Oh god that reminded me of a movie. What the fuck was it called again?
    Most of them
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  8. Post #88
    Oh god that reminded me of a movie. What the fuck was it called again?
    Red Dwarf's parody of CSI?

    If it's not that then it's in here somewhere;
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  9. Post #89
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    March 2007
    2,072 Posts
    Where is my Episode 3 Valve?
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  10. Post #90
    I love bestiality!
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    May 2009
    4,854 Posts
    Oh god that reminded me of a movie. What the fuck was it called again?
    Super Troopers?
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  11. Post #91
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    October 2008
    14,610 Posts
    I don't like the picture of Gabe in the OP. Maybe it's the lighting or the angle but he looks like his ass got royally kicked and he was left in the forest for a couple of weeks. It's depressing.
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  12. Post #92
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    May 2010
    2,379 Posts
    I'd always imagined that if Valve were to go into hardware they'd build a 'Steam PC' with mid-range affordable parts and developers would have to get their games to run on at least Low @ 30fps on it.
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  13. Post #93
    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
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    September 2010
    9,190 Posts


    Wow George Lucas has gained some weight.
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  14. Post #94
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    December 2007
    8,308 Posts
    It's Michael Moore:
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  15. Post #95
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,864 Posts
    Red Dwarf's parody of CSI?

    If it's not that then it's in here somewhere;
    Red Dwarf's. Thank you.

  16. Post #96
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    March 2005
    3,332 Posts

    now I get what really goes on in valves hardware department.
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  17. Post #97
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    December 2009
    14,220 Posts


    Wow George Lucas has gained some weight.
    Back off cat brains, or you'll get coal this year, again!

  18. Post #98
    I WOTCH ANIEM
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    October 2008
    8,097 Posts
    Steam Hardware Sale!

    WALLET RAPE.
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  19. Post #99
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    November 2007
    2,510 Posts
    Valve should become the DARPA of gaming.
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  20. Post #100
    Imagine Valve video cards.


    dmmakgjreklghaerkjhalekrjhaer
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  21. Post #101
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    October 2010
    13,314 Posts
    What's he mean by hardware? His Knives?
    Computers and shit.

  22. Post #102
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    June 2005
    804 Posts
    He's ascending to wizard status
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  23. Post #103
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    Dennab
    January 2007
    4,090 Posts
    Gabe the Grey
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  24. Post #104
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    February 2007
    13,285 Posts
    That beard makes him look at least 30 years older.
    And 30 years wiser.
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  25. Post #105
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    Dennab
    September 2010
    8,080 Posts
    Can we use Valve coupons on steam hardware?
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  26. Post #106
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    July 2010
    666 Posts
    Gabe sure is looking old, it's going to be sad when he dies.
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  27. Post #107
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
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    April 2011
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    That present hardware (I presume that he means mainly consoles) suck, and that if Valve has to create their own hardware to be happy with it's capabilities, they are going to do it.

    That's pretty damn good if you ask me.

    If Valve brought in their own console running Steam centered OS, I would consider getting it.
    I'm pretty sure he meant a PC like device. A console wouldn't play the thousands of PC games on Steam.
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  28. Post #108
    The Cold Wind Of France
    Dennab
    November 2008
    18,691 Posts
    That present hardware (I presume that he means mainly consoles) suck, and that if Valve has to create their own hardware to be happy with it's capabilities, they are going to do it.

    That's pretty damn good if you ask me.

    If Valve brought in their own console running Steam centered OS, I would consider getting it.
    Considering how slow and sluggish Steam has been lately, I certainly wouldn't
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  29. Post #109
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
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    April 2011
    9,218 Posts
    He probably meant either video cards, or prebuilt systems similar to the Razer Blade or that strange console looking Alienware PC for $600.
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  30. Post #110
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    Within's Avatar
    April 2009
    4,016 Posts
    What the fuck?
    I sent Gabe an email about a beard last month...maybe he liked the idea?

    Why you no include attached image in your post?

    Edited:

    They have all the resources, time, and money to make a revolutionary game, but instead they just keep doing minor adjustments to Source.
    You'd think that the minor source adjustments are handled by a minor team.
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  31. Post #111
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    July 2010
    10,446 Posts
    Gabe looks awesome with that beard.

  32. Post #112
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    May 2011
    435 Posts
    There is a Half-Life 3 arg somewhere in that beard.
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  33. Post #113
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
    AaronM202's Avatar
    May 2010
    18,040 Posts
    Totally differant.


    Gabe actually has a chin.
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  34. Post #114
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    October 2009
    9,518 Posts
    They should collaborate with Nintendo to create the Nintendo GabeCube
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  35. Post #115
    Fuck Bitches, Get Scritches
    Suitcase's Avatar
    April 2005
    1,327 Posts
    I just wanna give him a HUG!
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  36. Post #116
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    March 2010
    5,193 Posts
    His beard makes him look awesome.
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  37. Post #117
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    August 2008
    895 Posts
    The reason why Gabe looks 30 years older is because he traveled back in time 30 years from now. Knowing the future which is filled with closed consoles, software etc, and a monopolized hardware market he decided to travel to our present and prevent such a future from happening.
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  38. Post #118
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    October 2007
    15,270 Posts
    The reason why Gabe looks 30 years older is because he traveled back in time 30 years from now. Knowing the future which is filled with closed consoles, software etc, and a monopolized hardware market he decided to travel to our present and prevent such a future from happening.
    And thats why he has his serious face on, he's seen things you couldnt even imagine.
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  39. Post #119
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    March 2011
    843 Posts
    Totally differant.


    Gabe actually has a chin.
    You mean chins.
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  40. Post #120
    Super Hoborator
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    May 2007
    6,827 Posts
    He looks like an awesome Santa