[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Man these cookies sure look delicious.

[Da Big Man]

.FLAP.JACK.DAN. posted:

Man these cookies sure look delicious.

At first I didn't read the title and all I saw was bumpy cookies and the word "maggots".

I do not wish to further detail what went through my mind.

[Van-man]

.FLAP.JACK.DAN. posted:

Man these cookies sure look delicious.

Is it bad that I want some of those?

[The First 11'er]

Van-man posted:

Is it bad that I want some of those?

They don't look drugged at all. I want one too, but then I'll reread the description.

[Van-man]

The First 11'er posted:

They don't look drugged at all. I want one too, but then I'll reread the description.

Reading the description is what made me want some.

[Kero_]

Those hit men around tor don't sound too reliable...

[Maximum Mod]

Lord_Schrotty posted:

how do you even find shit like that?

By mistake.

[cardfan212]

I'm not even sure what to do with this. I'm basically just looking through the Hidden Wiki, what else is there to do that isn't illegal?

[manian112]

cardfan212 posted:

I'm not even sure what to do with this. I'm basically just looking through the Hidden Wiki, what else is there to do that isn't illegal?

Uh... Watch some po- No wait... Ehm... Order some things onli- Noo... Er.. Yeah, don't do anything.

[cardfan212]

Now I'm just looking through some conspiracy theorist sites. Some are kinda funny.

[l l]

Bytecry posted:

I really want to buy some weed of SR now.

Why not just find a dealer irl?

Edited:

Or better yet, grow your own.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Growing weed at home is a risky business. Though from what I can see it is way cheaper to buy from a local dealer than from SR.

[Van-man]

.FLAP.JACK.DAN. posted:

Growing weed at home is a risky business. Though from what I can see it is way cheaper to buy from a local dealer than from SR.

Obviously, but it's easier to order from SR if you don't have any connections.

[Thoughtless]

God, it's like the online version of Swansea.

[Aerkhan]

Stupid question, but what IS bitcoin?

[Van-man]

Aerkhan posted:

Stupid question, but what IS bitcoin?

Virtual currency that's hard to trace (if I've understood it right)
The wiki dedicated to it:
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Main_Page

[kafurie]

what is the cheapest way of getting bit coins

[tempotempo]

kafurie posted:

what is the cheapest way of getting bit coins

Killing people.

or stealing stuff.

[manian112]

kafurie posted:

what is the cheapest way of getting bit coins

Mine that shit, it's... Free!

[cardfan212]

I feel like every time I load a page the FBI is gonna bust down my door oh goodness why am I so paranoid. I'm not even looking at bad stuff.

[Aerkhan]

manian112 posted:

Mine that shit, it's... Free!

How do you mine?
I'd set up a room of computers, just to mine for internet cash.

[The fox]

Finally decided to give this a shot; seems like an quite.. interesting.. place; at least the legal stuff, though I can only imagine this is like running a proxy on steroids, so if anything, it'll probably come in handy for that.

Though; as so many have mentioned; I can't help but have a rather omnious feeling about using this..

[l l]

cardfan212 posted:

I feel like every time I load a page the FBI is gonna bust down my door oh goodness why am I so paranoid. I'm not even looking at bad stuff.

I feel that way just from reading this thread.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Man you guys get paranoid way too easily I'm only paranoid about the fact that I want to buy some pot cookies, I'm just so nervous of getting caught once it's sent to my address or po box.

[manian112]

Aerkhan posted:

How do you mine?
I'd set up a room of computers, just to mine for internet cash.

You can link 2 or more computer together to mine for one cluster (fast as fuck)!
Or alternatively use one/many to mine individually.
Also... There is this... "Thing" that is rumored to work... GPU cluster mine hack... It's in the hidden wiki, on the editor picks, the six first links...

http://bitcoin.org/ <--- You get the normal bitcoin miner from that link.

[Canary]

Wow 100 tabs of LSD for 117b

[CMB Unit 01]

Strongbad posted:

I found a GIF of someone chopping a live pig in half with a wood axe.

BRB, vomiting

Edited:

and a recording called "mr. spots" of someone dousing a puppy in gasoline

i didn't watch after that, i don't want to know what happened.

:c

[mix999]

cardfan212 posted:

I feel like every time I load a page the FBI is gonna bust down my door oh goodness why am I so paranoid. I'm not even looking at bad stuff.

That is how you know you have an oppressive government, you are afraid of thoughtcrime

[Jeep-Eep]

manian112 posted:

Mine that shit, it's... Free!

It's basically making random hash codes. But you'll put more money in electricity in than the revenue you get out.

You don't want to get involved in bitcoin. There is a very deep rabbithole about that shite, and it leads to some very fucked up places-some of which you've already seen. Believe me, it gets worse.

[tier56]

cardfan212 posted:

I feel like every time I load a page the FBI is gonna bust down my door oh goodness why am I so paranoid. I'm not even looking at bad stuff.

Your lucky, at least you don't have to live with a dad who happens to be an FBI agent, if he found out that I went to the deepweb, I would be in VERY deep shit.

[cardfan212]

Forget this, I haven't left the Wiki basically and I'm already scarred.

Edited:

I mean I thought the surface web was bad, but now...

[latin_geek]

bitcoins apparently take quite a while to mine
dang

[Maximum Mod]

latin_geek posted:

bitcoins apparently take quite a while to mine
dang

buy them

Edited:

with money

[Bytecry]

they are expensive as shit at the moment.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Don't they cost like 10 bucks per coin roughly?

[sopie]

They cost about 5 bucks per coin on mtgox at the moment, doesn't seem very expensive...

[Van-man]

Aerkhan posted:

How do you mine?
I'd set up a room of computers, just to mine for internet cash.

Only worth it with a powerful and fairly new ATI card.
Besides, try calculate on how much you'd get per watt here:
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Mining_hardware_comparison

Edited:

tier56 posted:

Your lucky, at least you don't have to live with a dad who happens to be an FBI agent, if he found out that I went to the deepweb, I would be in VERY deep shit.

Just say it's research.

[VistaPOWA]

Van-man posted:

Just say it's research.

"Son, why are there child porn and rent-a-assassin websites open on your screen? Also, why the hell is that man mutilating his own testicles?"

"Research."

[gamefreek76]

Bytecry posted:

they are expensive as shit at the moment.

Nah, their value dropped pretty severely. They used to be worth like $20 a pop.

[titopei]

manian112 posted:

Mine that shit, it's... Free!

Unless you're not paying for your electricity (Parents, w/e), someone is going to be paying for it. If you have a whole room of it be prepared to be paying assloads of money. Pretty sure you can find bitcoin sellers near you.

Edited:

Theres 3 near me.

Edited:



Still want to figure out how to go lower.