1. Post #1
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    Hello Facepunch I have been up to many things recently and one of them is that I have made a raps mixtape.

    Q.


    A. Well, yeah. But, it is not terrible! Honing my skills in the brutal Facepunch Rap Battles (I can't find any of them lol), and in the field of songs about Facepunch members, I have achieved some degree of proficiency.

    And so without further declamations may I present The Super Excellent Mixtape:

    http://swagberg.bandcamp.com/


    Q. WHY DOES IT SAY I HAVE TO PAY 5 DOLLAR
    A. You can listen to the whole thing on Bandcamp. I set it up so people can choose their own price (including free) to download it, but then Bandcamp was like "only 200 people can get it for free a month, lol", so now it has a minimum price of $5. It'll go back to being free sometime this month, so if you really want it for free you can check back later. Also I think Cosmic Duck has a download link for it.

    It has songs about me being cool, me being lame, posting on Facebook, and the hit tv show My Little Horse. It also has a song about orcas.



    WARNING: this mixtape was recorded in large part before saying "swag" a lot stopped being funny and started being really annoying. So I apologize for slight untimeliness of this release. For what small comfort it is, it's not on all the songs.

    I hope you like it.
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  2. Post #2
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    Lone Wolf807's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,016 Posts
    I don't know why but you remind me of this guy.

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  3. Post #3
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    That video is an accurate depiction of my life.
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  4. Post #4
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
    Not even half way through your mixes, and not having listen to much rap, but this sounds better than half the shit that gets publicity like mad.

    Too think you permabanned me one day. Ya dick lol.

  5. Post #5
    Skeleton Porn-Star
    Devil Traitor's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,186 Posts
    I'm not a fan of raps but I do enjoy your craps.
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  6. Post #6
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    I'm not a fan of raps but I do enjoy your craps.
    Thanks. My mom says I need to eat more fiber but I was just like, then I'll need twice as much toilet paper!
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  7. Post #7
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    DarkendSky's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,046 Posts
    TH89's probably the only good rapper on Facepunch. Not to mention he has a good sense of a humor. The Ryu-Gi song especially is truly hilarious.

  8. Post #8
    Skeleton Porn-Star
    Devil Traitor's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,186 Posts
    Too bad you didn't have the original Pony Swag.
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  9. Post #9
    Sumap's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,100 Posts
    TH89's voice really reminds me of Huey Morgan from the Fun Lovin' Criminals.
    But serious, awesome stuff TH.

  10. Post #10
    imMonkeyGOD's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,505 Posts
    I enjoyed it. Bought it to support you.
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  11. Post #11
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    i guess you got your swagger back
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  12. Post #12
    ask me for a rust key :~)
    LordCrypto's Avatar
    December 2008
    17,505 Posts
    Which one is the ryu-gi one?

  13. Post #13
    I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
    TheHydra's Avatar
    July 2006
    5,678 Posts
    this is fucking great. "maverick" sounds a bit odd future-influenced

    Edited:

    props for the andy kaufman reference in "dauphin"

  14. Post #14
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    Which one is the ryu-gi one?
    Man I'm sick of all these wannabe TH89 fans who only know the Ryu-Gi song. I was listening to TH89 back when he dissed ItchyBarracuda.
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  15. Post #15
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    ItchyBarracuda dissed himself every time he posted so that's not a real badge of honour mr. imaginary early swagberg fan
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  16. Post #16
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    lum1naire's Avatar
    October 2008
    6,655 Posts
    not enough Lil' B inspiration in your music

    do not want
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  17. Post #17
    OvB
    Facepunch resident scientist
    OvB's Avatar
    March 2007
    12,216 Posts
    Orcas are not porpoises tisk tisk.

    9/10 accuracy points on marine mammal references.
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  18. Post #18
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    June 2009
    13,124 Posts
    i love u remember when i recorded those sounds for you from me2????? :)
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  19. Post #19
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    i love u remember when i recorded those sounds for you from me2????? :)
    I DO
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  20. Post #20
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    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,137 Posts
    Man I'm sick of all these wannabe TH89 fans who only know the Ryu-Gi song. I was listening to TH89 back when he dissed ItchyBarracuda.
    http://tindeck.com/listen/ghpn

    Edited:

    also upload the album onto mediafire or something and send me the dl link.

  21. Post #21
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,956 Posts
    Well, at least it isn't dubstep.

  22. Post #22
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    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,137 Posts
    i really like dauphin, z.o.g, and horticulture.

  23. Post #23
    churboi austin
    Trogdon's Avatar
    October 2007
    12,070 Posts
    i like this. reminds me of odd future in a good way. instrumentals are really good and you have a great flow.
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  24. Post #24
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    there's a music section for a reason
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  25. Post #25
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    there's a music section for a reason
    Yeah, to hold all the posts nobody reads

    I have ~moderator permission~ to post here so why don't you step right off mister not a moderator
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  26. Post #26
    Regorc's Chest's Avatar
    September 2010
    761 Posts
    Re-playing San Andreas, this may just become the user track station.
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  27. Post #27
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    yuki's Avatar
    December 2006
    4,209 Posts
    solid gold, but where's a remastered raptor song?

  28. Post #28
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    D3TBS's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,553 Posts
    I'm liking it so far. Facebook Politics kinda reminds me of Jurassic five and a bit of white. But yeah at least you got a good voice for it

  29. Post #29
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    July 2007
    40,609 Posts
    this is the third best judaism influenced hip hop album i have heard in the last nineteen days
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  30. Post #30
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    this is the third best judaism influenced hip hop album i have heard in the last nineteen days
    the highest praise
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  31. Post #31
    XTREME GYPSIE's Avatar
    January 2012
    182 Posts
    i lost all respect for you when you started watching a girls show
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  32. Post #32
    stupid10er's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,516 Posts
    i like the part where you say swag
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  33. Post #33
    looking rad, feeling sad
    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,184 Posts
    You are better than Lil Wayne.

  34. Post #34
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    Snake7's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,765 Posts
    You are better than Lil Wayne.
    Who isn't?
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  35. Post #35
    CD drives eject stuff, my ass ejects stuff, therefore my ass must be a CD drive.
    ProWaffle's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,575 Posts
    I read the title as sextape and clicked because I thought TH89 had made and released a sex tape.

    I was disappointed.

  36. Post #36
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,496 Posts
    Holy fuck it's actually not bad.

  37. Post #37
    SERGEANT OF THE MASTER SERGEANTS MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OF EXTREME SERGEANTS TO THE MAX
    SpartanV2's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,185 Posts
    I like this.

  38. Post #38
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    Croix's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,700 Posts
    That was good.

  39. Post #39
    looking rad, feeling sad
    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,184 Posts
    Who isn't?
    Haha fair point.

  40. Post #40
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,345 Posts
    You are better than Lil Wayne.
    I'm better technically than Lil Wayne (and a lot of supposedly lyrical underground rappers) but that's kinda just one facet of rapping--Wayne's undoubtedly got a better stage show, better discipline, more developed voice in his writing, etc.

    i lost all respect for you when you started watching a girls show
    I don't know who you are and you seem like kind of a tool so I am ok with this
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