1. Post #1
    Heineken made me rich
    Dav0r's Avatar
    June 2005
    4,681 Posts


    Hello boys and girls.

    Looking for a lovely chat?

    Got a problem with your favorite game?

    Feel the need to spam racial slurs and see how long it takes to get kicked?
    Then look no further!



    See that little bugger in the top right of your screen? Next to that pretty looking Upgrades star.
    Click him and be transported into a magical world of super friendly people just waiting for you to join.

    Times are hard lately though I am afraid..
    On average, the chat room sees about 4-6 people a day in traffic.


    So come on down, experience a communicative time like no other, meet new friends and maybe more,
    we're waiting for you to join, so clickity click

    But don't take my word for it, Hear from some of the avid steam chat users!












    So come on down!

    Meet the gang! we're waiting for you

    For any, problems, queries, jokes, puns, chat up lines, high scores, brags, youtube links, or even arguments!

    I look forward to speaking with you.


    hang about for a few days as well, for Steam chat may no longer be the future, perhaps something more? who knows.. ooo
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  2. Post #2
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  3. Post #3
    wasted $2 on a title
    Shoar's Avatar
    June 2007
    1,491 Posts
    shoar approves
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  4. Post #4
    Gold Member
    SHOH's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,969 Posts
    Dav0r said to post, so I did
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  5. Post #5
    zzlawlzz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,750 Posts
    here is how the real chat looks like.

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  6. Post #6
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,079 Posts
    Man I love Wibbily Pig
    Liem Approves

  7. Post #7
    Gold Member
    CoolCorky's Avatar
    February 2009
    17,466 Posts
    See, no-one's replying to the thread because WE'RE ALL IN CHAT
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  8. Post #8
    Gold Member
    SHOH's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,969 Posts
    here is how the real chat looks like.

    what pringles guy is pretty kawaii ~

  9. Post #9
    HQRSE FUCKER
    ief014's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,068 Posts
    Official facepunch sex chat
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  10. Post #10
    Gold Member
    muffinmastah's Avatar
    November 2010
    916 Posts
    Oh I forgot about that feature, ill be in later.

  11. Post #11
    Gold Member
    SHOH's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,969 Posts
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  12. Post #12
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
    redback3's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,754 Posts
    daves story! quick quick!


    00:20 - Dav0r: and this girl was sat behind me
    00:20 - Dav0r: and i just started ranting to my friends like
    00:20 - Dav0r: "i really wanna go home, and have really wild unprotected sex,, lioke really good sex!"
    00:20 - Dav0r: and when I went to leave and get a taxi
    00:20 - Dav0r: this girl jumped in with me
    00:20 - Dav0r: im like 6ft 3
    00:20 - Shoh: badman
    00:20 - Dav0r: shes bordering on 4ft 7?

    Edited:

    00:25 - Dav0r: dont ever say outloud in a pub that you want to go home and have crazy unprotected std ridden, short person biting sex
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  13. Post #13
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
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  14. Post #14
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,491 Posts
    if im not in there its going to be full of dicks

    hell even when im in there there are occasionally dicks
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  15. Post #15
    Blue Member

    September 2011
    4,005 Posts


    Edited:

    ok
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  16. Post #16
    GAYLORD
    Wikipedia Vandilisation Contest Winner
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    June 2005
    14,986 Posts
    mr apple approves
    fuck off, apple
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  17. Post #17
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
    redback3's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,754 Posts
    13:26 - Soret: Can I know something, is that allowed to anyone to flame people with title purchases?
    13:26 - Soret: Like someone just placed an unwanted ad onto my title as a bad joke.
    13:26 - Soret: How the hell I'm suppose to get rid of it?
    13:29 - redback3: buy another title
    13:29 - redback3: Terms

    Your title could be changed again by someone else within a few minutes of you changing it.
    We do nothing to stop people changing your title from one you bought. This is the risk you run.
    Titles are checked manually - so may take a up to a day to get approved.
    13:29 - Soret: What? I'm not wasting money on this shit, I want mine removed immediately.
    13:29 - redback3: Your title could be changed again by someone else within a few minutes of you changing it.
    We do nothing to stop people changing your title from one you bought. This is the risk you run.
    13:29 - redback3: We do nothing to stop people changing your title from one you bought. This is the risk you run.
    13:30 - Soret: What the fuck
    13:30 - redback3: This is the risk you run.
    13:30 - Soret: SO FUCKING FP ALLOWES PEOPLE TO PUT ANYTHING?
    13:30 - redback3: risk you run.
    13:30 - redback3: risk
    13:30 - Soret: Fuck your risk your run damn it.
    13:30 - redback3: it's an internet forum
    13:30 - Soret: This is fucking absurd.
    13:30 - Soret: Go and die then.
    13:30 - redback3: you are getting upset about something on the internet: grow up mate


    hehehehe


    13:33 - Soret: Okay, I can't take this forums serious anymore, I gona troll everyone.
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  18. Post #18
    ashton93's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,407 Posts
    I got banned from this chatroom some months ago, even though I cant even recall saying anything. Who's in charge of it?

  19. Post #19
    Heineken made me rich
    Dav0r's Avatar
    June 2005
    4,681 Posts
    If you're banned from the room, pm me your steam name and I'll get on it.

  20. Post #20
    Gold Member
    nmagain's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,458 Posts
    this chat is a+

  21. Post #21
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    February 2009
    3,687 Posts
    Had a good chat about age of consent and penises before getting kicked.

    Good chat.

  22. Post #22
    Gold Member
    reecematee's Avatar
    May 2009
    12,041 Posts
    Tried to join and it made my steam crash

  23. Post #23
    Lefter's Avatar
    January 2012
    941 Posts
    Can someone help me out, i have this problem for awhile, my google chrome is like hates my steam.
    It doesnt connects automatically in tf2lobby which i think it cant send anything to steam to do, so i have to manually connect
    I have to log in always at steam community
    and now when i click to that chat box, it doesnt works

  24. Post #24
    Gold Member
    nmagain's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,458 Posts
    during our lovely conversation, whomobile is gay.

  25. Post #25
    SUPER SWELL FELLOW
    Phrozen99's Avatar
    May 2006
    2,359 Posts
    I liked the other chat, the one without steam.
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  26. Post #26
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,491 Posts
    gran invited me to play steam with him a while ago
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  27. Post #27
    Best Poster
    Saza's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,193 Posts
    so the old chat that was in-browser got replaced by this?

    okay
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  28. Post #28
    IT WAS ONLY $1 SO WHY NOT BUY A TITLE?
    Tukimoshi's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,102 Posts
    fp chat, we got uh... dav0r? i dunno. come check it out. you might like it...

    maybe...

       Probaly not   

  29. Post #29
    Mattyyyy's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,703 Posts
    snop

  30. Post #30
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
    redback3's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,754 Posts
    I like the chat

  31. Post #31
    Goodcat's Avatar
    April 2011
    17 Posts
    Can someone help me out, i have this problem for awhile, my google chrome is like hates my steam.
    It doesnt connects automatically in tf2lobby which i think it cant send anything to steam to do, so i have to manually connect
    I have to log in always at steam community
    and now when i click to that chat box, it doesnt works
    I'm not sure what you're saying your problem is, lol.
    But you have to be signed in to the steam community to join the steam chat, if that wasn't clear.

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fp That's the steamgroup. If you just join that, you can join through steam.

  32. Post #32
    DID I MENTION I PLAY BANJO
    Hardpoint Nomad's Avatar
    July 2010
    7,506 Posts
    May I be unbanned. I got perma'd a long time ago for asking why the forums were down, and I think it's silly.

  33. Post #33
    BiigTony's Avatar
    June 2011
    565 Posts
    Official facepunch sex chat
    Saying that will end this thread...

    Forever!

  34. Post #34
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    May 2010
    2,809 Posts
    I'm banned? Don't remember being on there.
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  35. Post #35
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,769 Posts
    huh, i'm banned
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  36. Post #36
    Gold Member
    Asgard's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,669 Posts
    jesus christ people, read

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  37. Post #37
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,863 Posts
    can't wait to be continually harassed by a mod, make a big deal about it, have everyone on the forum go after me, then make another big deal about that all over again!
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  38. Post #38
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
    redback3's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,754 Posts
    Bumping because dav0r put a lot of effort into this thread and steam facepunch needs some advertisement

  39. Post #39
    Gold Member
    w0lfeh's Avatar
    February 2009
    4,950 Posts
    it is very good
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  40. Post #40
    IQ-Guldfisk's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,725 Posts
    I don't know stuff like this never tend to be anything usefull at all, from earlier experiences I know that it is basically always "ranodm humorr HURR DURR!!!1" and if you try to actually talk to someone you're better off adding them or inviting to private chat because whatever you type will be drowned in shit.
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